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A stripper is walking down the street...

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
A stripper is walking down the street in civilian clothes with her shirt unbuttoned.. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus."

5 comments

  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes

    I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
  • jestrite50
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    9 years ago
    Motorhead are you " Stoned " again ???
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    There she was just a-walkin' down the street
    singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
    snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet
    singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
  • deogol
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    9 years ago
    In a lot of places, that would be no longer indecent exposure if a man can go shirtless. Course, I'm not talking about ISIS controlled areas...
  • oriole1
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    9 years ago
    She was a blonde and cop asked if he could give her a hand. She said yes. I love applause since I'm a stripper but dollars are more appreciated!
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