A stripper is walking down the street in civilian clothes with her shirt unbuttoned.. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus."
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last commentI see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
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Motorhead are you " Stoned " again ???
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There she was just a-walkin' down the street
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
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In a lot of places, that would be no longer indecent exposure if a man can go shirtless. Course, I'm not talking about ISIS controlled areas...
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She was a blonde and cop asked if he could give her a hand. She said yes. I love applause since I'm a stripper but dollars are more appreciated!
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