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Went On a Cruise with the Wife

motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
When a man falls out of a boat you yell "Man overboard!"

What do you say when a woman falls out of.a boat?

"Full Speed Ahead!"

9 comments

  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    i wonder if my wife would like to take a boat ride.

  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Lol !!!
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    This is my favorite joke of the summer. But the way I tell it your wife falls out, not just a woman. Wonder why I think that's funny?

    SJG, you're a weirdo. Welcome back.
  • DoctorPhil
    9 years ago
    hey san_jose_ did you ever get even a partial refund for your mail order bride? i mean she dumped you, i think they should give you something back
  • PhantomGeek
    9 years ago
    "Full speed ahead."

    I wonder if Robert Wagner said that.
  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    ^^^

    LOL
  • ilbbaicnl
    9 years ago
    Take that joke, please.
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    There is no way in the world I would ever want anything to do with a mail order bride.

    DoctorPhil, get back under your rock.

    SJG
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