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Went On a Cruise with the Wife

motorhead
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

When a man falls out of a boat you yell "Man overboard!"

What do you say when a woman falls out of.a boat?

"Full Speed Ahead!"

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JohnSmith69

i wonder if my wife would like to take a boat ride.

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just_the_nuts

Lol !!!

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san_jose_guy

SJG

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JohnSmith69

This is my favorite joke of the summer. But the way I tell it your wife falls out, not just a woman. Wonder why I think that's funny?

SJG, you're a weirdo. Welcome back.

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DoctorPhil

hey san_jose_ did you ever get even a partial refund for your mail order bride? i mean she dumped you, i think they should give you something back

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PhantomGeek

"Full speed ahead."

I wonder if Robert Wagner said that.

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motorhead

^^^

LOL

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ilbbaicnl

Take that joke, please.

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san_jose_guy

There is no way in the world I would ever want anything to do with a mail order bride.

DoctorPhil, get back under your rock.

SJG

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