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No matter how you cut it, Rupert Darwin is non-brilliant! :(

Jul 17, 2015, 4:48 AM
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4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!

I was a bit dubious of the story on the guy who had a revenge plan on an alligator involving "gator rape"! So I looked it up in Snopes!

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So it isn't true! Brilliant! But it is still fucked up because the guy in the pictures is a child molester that had sex with a peacock!

So, sex with a peacock versus sex with an alligator! Which is less brilliant?

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4got2wipe

I forgot to mention that his name isn't Rupert Darwin, it's David Beckmann! And the double not brilliant thing about this is that the peacock died!

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jackslash

Alligators all over Florida can now feel a little safer.

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4got2wipe

And peacocks can feel a bit more scared! After all, the guy did rape a peacock to death and that's pretty non-brilliant!

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JohnSmith69

So the guy in the picture really fucked a peacock to death. I think that might be worse than the fake alligator story.

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shadowcat

I knew it was a hoax but I enjoyed watching the comments. :)

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4got2wipe

"I knew it was a hoax but I enjoyed watching the comments. :)"

On the other hand, it's weird that the guy really did rape a peacock to death! A pretty non-brilliant guy!

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deogol

Don't you believe this internet propaganda! Alligators better be looking over their shoulders cuz there is a red neck with his dick out looking to penetrate some gator poon! Oh wait, are we talking about alligators or strippers?

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crazyjoe

Good find 4got2wipe... that is funny. Does peacock fucker beat a chicken fucker

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Supremeruler

Lol. The alligator wasn't gonna get raped anyway.

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