My Go-To Club

This being my first review on here, I want to state that I am a filthy animal. I had gone to a couple of strip clubs on vacations with friends, but as my sexual appetite grew I decided to check out Kuma Charmers. It's the club closest to where I live with not a lot of other options around. When I first arrived, the outside of the building looks pretty sketchy. In the middle of nowhere, looking a little rundown, and tacky neon signs outside that say "live nude girls." After going inside, I found that it was actually nicer than I expected. $10 cover charge and you get a free soft drink upon entry. There's a stage to the right where dancers on shift alternate turns at the pole. Tipping is mandatory if you sit around the stage, but usually a single or two covers it. Dancers on stage will often come over and show you the goods and let you motorboat them. It's a little raunchy especially if the club is packed. Private dances are fairly normally priced for a single 3 minute dance. However, as you prepay for longer dance times, you see incredible savings in value. You can get a 40 minute fully nude dance for the great price of $120, for example. A full hour is $150 I think. They have other options I haven't purchased like watching the dancers shower together, or a "Kumanation" which is popular for bachelor parties where all the dancers on shift take a person on stage and all basically give them the time of their lives. I witnessed one and it was wild. They stripped him down to his underwear, sprayed whipped cream and shaving cream on him. They slapped him on the ass with a paddle. They led him around the stage on a leash and made him bark at other audience members. All in all, I still go here every once in a while. If you're looking for a great ass, ask for Alexis. If you're looking for big tits, ask for Jewels. If you're looking for the ride of your life, ask for Stormy.

Tl;dr A little downtrodden but great value.