The Bouncer Bully
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Detroit strip clubs
I was standing at the crowded strip club bar last night when somebody grabbed my arm and pushed me. The grab was hard enough to hurt. I turned and saw it was the big fat bouncer. I said, "What are you doing? That hurt." The bouncer said, "I needed to move you out of the way so customers can get past you." I told him, "If you want me to move, ask me. Never touch me again." The bouncer repeated that he had to move me out of the way. I told him I did not appreciate being grabbed and he should never do that again. I was very mad, and he walked away muttering, "Well, if you want to be that way."
I do want to be that way. I want to be someone who doesn't allow himself to be grabbed and manhandled. I think the bouncer grabbed and pushed me because I'm a small guy and he was a big guy who could easily do it.
I thought about complaining to the manager, but decided it wouldn't do any good. Beside, what I really wanted to do was go all Billy Jack on the bouncer. I think movies have given me unrealistic expectations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVX-voqW…
I do want to be that way. I want to be someone who doesn't allow himself to be grabbed and manhandled. I think the bouncer grabbed and pushed me because I'm a small guy and he was a big guy who could easily do it.
I thought about complaining to the manager, but decided it wouldn't do any good. Beside, what I really wanted to do was go all Billy Jack on the bouncer. I think movies have given me unrealistic expectations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVX-voqW…
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Which club was it?
If I had to guess, I'd say it was Subi's.
Obviously – him being much bigger and stronger than you; you'd have a hard time matching up; but you can outsmart out-crazy him – I would not let anyone put their hands on me and if that meant shooting a motherfucker in self-defense or using something to break over his head; I'd fucking do it and deal with consequences – of course I'd let him give me a black eye or bloody nose first so I'd have evidence of a much bigger guy assaulting me – but I def would do w/e it takes to not let him get over on me.
Most bouncers are idiots that think the way to their job is to be a tough guy instead of a smart guy- and most – although big – are cowards that try to pick on people smaller than them – I'm sure he would not have tried that on some WWE looking motherfucker.
Like I said; IMO you did the right thing by basically telling him wtf although you did it in a civilized manner – at my age I don't take shit from anyone and willing to deal w/ the consequences of not letting anyone put their hands on me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Jack
bouncer bully? really?
color me skeptical but this sounds a lot like thinly veiled san_jose_guy bait.
let the ranting begin
Brilliant!
"One Tin Soldier" was used in the movie was an AM radio staple in the 70s.
I don't usually cry at movies but I tearing up like at little girl at the end of the movie.
http://youtu.be/_oX2YpaJugQ
Or better yet – cum in it and then give it to him.
get a new plan Stan
fuck him up big time
just go all Chuck Norris on his ass
the hell with Billy Jack
Says it all - well said