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The Trophy Wife

farmerart
Making the rounds of the corporate Stampede parties in Calgary last week I ran into an old business adversary whom I hadn't seen in many years. The guy was accompanied by a blowzy over-the-top woman at least 30 years younger than he; big blond hair, big boobs on prominent display; micro mini skirt, ridiculous high heeled western boots. Honestly, I thought that the woman was a stripper or escort.

I made a comment to that effect to my partner.

'Jeez, art,' my partner says to me, 'Bite your tongue. She's his new wife.'

'Holy crap!' I replied, 'He's almost my age and he's almost as rich as I am. What a shit-for-brains choice he made.'

My partner riposted with this zinger, 'Remember that stripper you brought to your farm for that grand Canada Day bash a few years ago? My wife said something similar to me about you and that stripper.'

Gulp!!..................At least I didn't marry that stripperl.



14 comments

  • JamesSD
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    9 years ago
    At least you didn't marry that stripper.
  • Mate27
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    9 years ago
    We all should aspire to have people talk poorly of us. It is a goal of mine.
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    Nice
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    You could have offered to fuck her brains out, then look at him and say apparently someone did it too many times
  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    I have a trophy wife. Just not first place.

  • jackslash
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    9 years ago
    If your trophy wife was a stripper, her trophy was probably from the Special Olympics.
  • ATACdawg
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    9 years ago
    Yea. They give participation trophies to pretty much anyone these days regardless of how dismal their performance might be.
  • rockstar666
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    9 years ago
    I was fucking a guy's trophy wife for a year back in 2012. It was a perfect arrangement because he was too old to get it up and unwilling to get help, so she was allowed one boyfriend and I was he. That was the best year of my life as far as sex went, and she even paid for half of our adventures! They moved to AZ, but we still stay in touch.
  • 4got2wipe
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    9 years ago
    "I was fucking a guy's trophy wife for a year back in 2012. It was a perfect arrangement because he was too old to get it up and unwilling to get help, so she was allowed one boyfriend and I was he. That was the best year of my life as far as sex went, and she even paid for half of our adventures! They moved to AZ, but we still stay in touch."

    Brilliant!
  • pensionking
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    9 years ago
    Musicians get all the good pussy!
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    Well played rockstar
  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    ^^^

    Crazyjoe for the win !!
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    Good one Crazy,....obviously Rockstar is no cheap trick
  • ilbbaicnl
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    9 years ago
    He's PW. He's her trophy.

    How well do pre-nups hold up in court in the Great White North anyway?
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