If Lapdanceking82 Opens Up A Strip Club, What Should He Name It?

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I personally like "Wiener World", but I am open to other ideas.

Maybe:

Gooeys

Splooge City

Cum N Go

now naming the gift shop will be an entire different task...

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DoctorPhil
9 years ago
"my mom's basement"
rh48hr
9 years ago
Lap Dance Palace
ATACdawg
9 years ago
Lap Dance Kingdom!
GACA
9 years ago
Leaky Dick's Knickerbockers
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Shits and Giggles
4got2wipe
9 years ago
"Shits and Giggles"

That would be your strip club crazyjoe!

And I bet it would have a 1-way mirror so you could sit on the shitter and watch strippers! I'm sure that would be brilliant!
4got2wipe
9 years ago
I like a combination name!

"Gooey's Splooge City Cum N Go"

Brilliant!
mikeya02
9 years ago
GRINDERS----"Party in your pants"
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
I like Cum N Go. Grinders too.

Also ....

Sticky Pants

The King's Palace

Dream Laps




rattdog
9 years ago
splooge emporium
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Shit! I was busted again by 4got2wipe
chessmaster
9 years ago
Nutts and butts
JamesSD
9 years ago
There's already a gas station chain in the Midwest called Kum N Go.
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays


This is one of my shit stops
PhantomGeek
9 years ago
Hot Seat

Sticky Buns

Hot Cross Buns

The Daily Grind (you'd probably have to have some specialty coffees in there, too)

Cheeky

The Choked Chicken

The Spanked Monkey
warhawks
9 years ago

Come as you are.

Come on inn.

Sticky fingers emporium.
motorhead
9 years ago
King's island
motorhead
9 years ago
Smoothie King
shadowcat
9 years ago
The Sixth Grade
4got2wipe
9 years ago
"Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays"

I'd be a bit scared to eat pizza at a strip club run by lapdanceking82! Would he hire brilliant kitchen staff? Or would he just grab a guy on his way out of a porn shop booth and say "can you cook?"

If the latter we might order a sandwich and find the "aioli" on it is kind of salty! Not brilliant!
4got2wipe
9 years ago
"Shit! I was busted again by 4got2wipe"

I know how you think crazyjoe! I sit on the toilet and ask myself "what brilliant thoughts would crazyjoe have while he's sitting on the toilet?" Works every time! Brilliant! :)
metaldude
9 years ago
Stealing from the Stern show - Silver Dollars - euphemism for the shiny round spot on your pants after an LDK.
or maybe
Mister Jizzster
Pop goes the Weasel


shailynn
9 years ago
Let me guess, above the entrance to the lap dance section are you going to hang a sign that says "guaranteed to cum by the end of the 3rd song or your money back?"
chandler
9 years ago
Premie's Lounge
or
The Wet Spot

Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."
4got2wipe
9 years ago
Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."

Brilliant!
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
I say The Wet Spot wins. It's subtle but effective.
chandler
9 years ago
Google image search turns up a not so subtle ready made sign:

http://www.margarita-station.com/baretto…
4got2wipe
9 years ago
"Google image search turns up a not so subtle ready made sign:

www.margarita-station.com/baretto/313.JP… "

Brilliant! All lapdanceking82 will have to do is make the sign look like a pair of shorts and make the wet spot look a bit more like semen! Or maybe that wouldn't be subtle enough!
Estafador
9 years ago
The Jizz Factory

Cum Dumpster

Wet pants and panties

The Grinder

Over the Lap

Lap's Dance Hall

Fizzy Pop

Lock and Pop

Stream Buster
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