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If Lapdanceking82 Opens Up A Strip Club, What Should He Name It?

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

I personally like "Wiener World", but I am open to other ideas.

Maybe:

Gooeys

Splooge City

Cum N Go

now naming the gift shop will be an entire different task...

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DoctorPhil

"my mom's basement"

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rh48hr

Lap Dance Palace

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ATACdawg

Lap Dance Kingdom!

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GACA

Leaky Dick's Knickerbockers

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crazyjoe

Shits and Giggles

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4got2wipe

"Shits and Giggles"

That would be your strip club crazyjoe!

And I bet it would have a 1-way mirror so you could sit on the shitter and watch strippers! I'm sure that would be brilliant!

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4got2wipe

I like a combination name!

"Gooey's Splooge City Cum N Go"

Brilliant!

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mikeya02

GRINDERS----"Party in your pants"

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JohnSmith69

I like Cum N Go. Grinders too.

Also ....

Sticky Pants

The King's Palace

Dream Laps

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rattdog

splooge emporium

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crazyjoe

Shit! I was busted again by 4got2wipe

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Supremeruler

Nutts and butts

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JamesSD

There's already a gas station chain in the Midwest called Kum N Go.

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crazyjoe

Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays

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crazyjoe

Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays

This is one of my shit stops

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PhantomGeek

Hot Seat

Sticky Buns

Hot Cross Buns

The Daily Grind (you'd probably have to have some specialty coffees in there, too)

Cheeky

The Choked Chicken

The Spanked Monkey

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warhawks

Come as you are.

Come on inn.

Sticky fingers emporium.

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motorhead

King's island

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motorhead

Smoothie King

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shadowcat

The Sixth Grade

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4got2wipe

"Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays"

I'd be a bit scared to eat pizza at a strip club run by lapdanceking82! Would he hire brilliant kitchen staff? Or would he just grab a guy on his way out of a porn shop booth and say "can you cook?"

If the latter we might order a sandwich and find the "aioli" on it is kind of salty! Not brilliant!

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4got2wipe

"Shit! I was busted again by 4got2wipe"

I know how you think crazyjoe! I sit on the toilet and ask myself "what brilliant thoughts would crazyjoe have while he's sitting on the toilet?" Works every time! Brilliant! :)

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metaldude

Stealing from the Stern show - Silver Dollars - euphemism for the shiny round spot on your pants after an LDK. or maybe Mister Jizzster Pop goes the Weasel

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shailynn

Let me guess, above the entrance to the lap dance section are you going to hang a sign that says "guaranteed to cum by the end of the 3rd song or your money back?"

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chandler

Premie's Lounge or The Wet Spot

Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."

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4got2wipe

Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."

Brilliant!

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JohnSmith69

I say The Wet Spot wins. It's subtle but effective.

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chandler

Google image search turns up a not so subtle ready made sign:

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4got2wipe

"Google image search turns up a not so subtle ready made sign:

margarita-station.com "

Brilliant! All lapdanceking82 will have to do is make the sign look like a pair of shorts and make the wet spot look a bit more like semen! Or maybe that wouldn't be subtle enough!

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Estafador

The Jizz Factory

Cum Dumpster

Wet pants and panties

The Grinder

Over the Lap

Lap's Dance Hall

Fizzy Pop

Lock and Pop

Stream Buster

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