If Lapdanceking82 Opens Up A Strip Club, What Should He Name It?
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Maybe:
Gooeys
Splooge City
Cum N Go
now naming the gift shop will be an entire different task...
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That would be your strip club crazyjoe!
And I bet it would have a 1-way mirror so you could sit on the shitter and watch strippers! I'm sure that would be brilliant!
"Gooey's Splooge City Cum N Go"
Brilliant!
Also ....
Sticky Pants
The King's Palace
Dream Laps
This is one of my shit stops
Sticky Buns
Hot Cross Buns
The Daily Grind (you'd probably have to have some specialty coffees in there, too)
Cheeky
The Choked Chicken
The Spanked Monkey
Come as you are.
Come on inn.
Sticky fingers emporium.
I'd be a bit scared to eat pizza at a strip club run by lapdanceking82! Would he hire brilliant kitchen staff? Or would he just grab a guy on his way out of a porn shop booth and say "can you cook?"
If the latter we might order a sandwich and find the "aioli" on it is kind of salty! Not brilliant!
I know how you think crazyjoe! I sit on the toilet and ask myself "what brilliant thoughts would crazyjoe have while he's sitting on the toilet?" Works every time! Brilliant! :)
or maybe
Mister Jizzster
Pop goes the Weasel
or
The Wet Spot
Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."
Brilliant!
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Brilliant! All lapdanceking82 will have to do is make the sign look like a pair of shorts and make the wet spot look a bit more like semen! Or maybe that wouldn't be subtle enough!
Cum Dumpster
Wet pants and panties
The Grinder
Over the Lap
Lap's Dance Hall
Fizzy Pop
Lock and Pop
Stream Buster