I personally like "Wiener World", but I am open to other ideas.
Maybe:
Gooeys
Splooge City
Cum N Go
now naming the gift shop will be an entire different task...
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If Lapdanceking82 Opens Up A Strip Club, What Should He Name It?
Jul 14, 2015, 7:16 PM
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Lap Dance Palace
Lap Dance Kingdom!
Leaky Dick's Knickerbockers
Shits and Giggles
"Shits and Giggles"
That would be your strip club crazyjoe!
And I bet it would have a 1-way mirror so you could sit on the shitter and watch strippers! I'm sure that would be brilliant!
I like a combination name!
"Gooey's Splooge City Cum N Go"
Brilliant!
GRINDERS----"Party in your pants"
I like Cum N Go. Grinders too.
Also ....
Sticky Pants
The King's Palace
Dream Laps
splooge emporium
Shit! I was busted again by 4got2wipe
Nutts and butts
There's already a gas station chain in the Midwest called Kum N Go.
Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays
Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays
This is one of my shit stops
Hot Seat
Sticky Buns
Hot Cross Buns
The Daily Grind (you'd probably have to have some specialty coffees in there, too)
Cheeky
The Choked Chicken
The Spanked Monkey
Come as you are.
Come on inn.
Sticky fingers emporium.
King's island
Smoothie King
The Sixth Grade
"Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays"
I'd be a bit scared to eat pizza at a strip club run by lapdanceking82! Would he hire brilliant kitchen staff? Or would he just grab a guy on his way out of a porn shop booth and say "can you cook?"
If the latter we might order a sandwich and find the "aioli" on it is kind of salty! Not brilliant!
"Shit! I was busted again by 4got2wipe"
I know how you think crazyjoe! I sit on the toilet and ask myself "what brilliant thoughts would crazyjoe have while he's sitting on the toilet?" Works every time! Brilliant! :)
Stealing from the Stern show - Silver Dollars - euphemism for the shiny round spot on your pants after an LDK. or maybe Mister Jizzster Pop goes the Weasel
Let me guess, above the entrance to the lap dance section are you going to hang a sign that says "guaranteed to cum by the end of the 3rd song or your money back?"
Premie's Lounge or The Wet Spot
Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."
Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."
Brilliant!
I say The Wet Spot wins. It's subtle but effective.
Google image search turns up a not so subtle ready made sign:
"Google image search turns up a not so subtle ready made sign:
Brilliant! All lapdanceking82 will have to do is make the sign look like a pair of shorts and make the wet spot look a bit more like semen! Or maybe that wouldn't be subtle enough!
The Jizz Factory
Cum Dumpster
Wet pants and panties
The Grinder
Over the Lap
Lap's Dance Hall
Fizzy Pop
Lock and Pop
Stream Buster
"my mom's basement"