If Lapdanceking82 Opens Up A Strip Club, What Should He Name It?

30 comments

• DoctorPhil

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  9 years ago

  "my mom's basement"
• rh48hr

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  9 years ago

  Lap Dance Palace
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  Lap Dance Kingdom!
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  Leaky Dick's Knickerbockers
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Shits and Giggles
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "Shits and Giggles"
  
  That would be your strip club crazyjoe!
  
  And I bet it would have a 1-way mirror so you could sit on the shitter and watch strippers! I'm sure that would be brilliant!
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  I like a combination name!
  
  "Gooey's Splooge City Cum N Go"
  
  Brilliant!
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  GRINDERS----"Party in your pants"
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I like Cum N Go. Grinders too.
  
  Also ....
  
  Sticky Pants
  
  The King's Palace
  
  Dream Laps
  
  
  
  
  
• rattdog

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  9 years ago

  splooge emporium
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Shit! I was busted again by 4got2wipe
• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  Nutts and butts
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  There's already a gas station chain in the Midwest called Kum N Go.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays
  
  
  This is one of my shit stops
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  Hot Seat
  
  Sticky Buns
  
  Hot Cross Buns
  
  The Daily Grind (you'd probably have to have some specialty coffees in there, too)
  
  Cheeky
  
  The Choked Chicken
  
  The Spanked Monkey
  
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  Come as you are.
  
  Come on inn.
  
  Sticky fingers emporium.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  King's island
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Smoothie King
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  The Sixth Grade
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays"
  
  I'd be a bit scared to eat pizza at a strip club run by lapdanceking82! Would he hire brilliant kitchen staff? Or would he just grab a guy on his way out of a porn shop booth and say "can you cook?"
  
  If the latter we might order a sandwich and find the "aioli" on it is kind of salty! Not brilliant!
  
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "Shit! I was busted again by 4got2wipe"
  
  I know how you think crazyjoe! I sit on the toilet and ask myself "what brilliant thoughts would crazyjoe have while he's sitting on the toilet?" Works every time! Brilliant! :)
  
• metaldude

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  9 years ago

  Stealing from the Stern show - Silver Dollars - euphemism for the shiny round spot on your pants after an LDK.
  or maybe
  Mister Jizzster
  Pop goes the Weasel
  
  
  
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  Let me guess, above the entrance to the lap dance section are you going to hang a sign that says "guaranteed to cum by the end of the 3rd song or your money back?"
• chandler

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  9 years ago

  Premie's Lounge
  or
  The Wet Spot
  
  Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."
  
  Brilliant!
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I say The Wet Spot wins. It's subtle but effective.
• chandler

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  9 years ago

  Google image search turns up a not so subtle ready made sign:
  
  http://www.margarita-station.com/baretto…
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "Google image search turns up a not so subtle ready made sign:
  
  www.margarita-station.com/baretto/313.JP… "
  
  Brilliant! All lapdanceking82 will have to do is make the sign look like a pair of shorts and make the wet spot look a bit more like semen! Or maybe that wouldn't be subtle enough!
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  The Jizz Factory
  
  Cum Dumpster
  
  Wet pants and panties
  
  The Grinder
  
  Over the Lap
  
  Lap's Dance Hall
  
  Fizzy Pop
  
  Lock and Pop
  
  Stream Buster