I personally like "Wiener World", but I am open to other ideas.
Maybe:
Gooeys
Splooge City
Cum N Go
now naming the gift shop will be an entire different task...
If Lapdanceking82 Opens Up A Strip Club, What Should He Name It?
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
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Lap Dance Palace
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Lap Dance Kingdom!
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Leaky Dick's Knickerbockers
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Shits and Giggles
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"Shits and Giggles"
That would be your strip club crazyjoe!
And I bet it would have a 1-way mirror so you could sit on the shitter and watch strippers! I'm sure that would be brilliant!
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I like a combination name!
"Gooey's Splooge City Cum N Go"
Brilliant!
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GRINDERS----"Party in your pants"
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I like Cum N Go. Grinders too.
Also ....
Sticky Pants
The King's Palace
Dream Laps
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splooge emporium
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Shit! I was busted again by 4got2wipe
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Nutts and butts
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There's already a gas station chain in the Midwest called Kum N Go.
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Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays
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Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays
This is one of my shit stops
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Hot Seat
Sticky Buns
Hot Cross Buns
The Daily Grind (you'd probably have to have some specialty coffees in there, too)
Cheeky
The Choked Chicken
The Spanked Monkey
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Come as you are.
Come on inn.
Sticky fingers emporium.
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King's island
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Smoothie King
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The Sixth Grade
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"Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays"
I'd be a bit scared to eat pizza at a strip club run by lapdanceking82! Would he hire brilliant kitchen staff? Or would he just grab a guy on his way out of a porn shop booth and say "can you cook?"
If the latter we might order a sandwich and find the "aioli" on it is kind of salty! Not brilliant!
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"Shit! I was busted again by 4got2wipe"
I know how you think crazyjoe! I sit on the toilet and ask myself "what brilliant thoughts would crazyjoe have while he's sitting on the toilet?" Works every time! Brilliant! :)
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Stealing from the Stern show - Silver Dollars - euphemism for the shiny round spot on your pants after an LDK.
or maybe
Mister Jizzster
Pop goes the Weasel
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Let me guess, above the entrance to the lap dance section are you going to hang a sign that says "guaranteed to cum by the end of the 3rd song or your money back?"
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Premie's Lounge
or
The Wet Spot
Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."
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Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."
Brilliant!
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I say The Wet Spot wins. It's subtle but effective.
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Google image search turns up a not so subtle ready made sign:
margarita-station.com
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"Google image search turns up a not so subtle ready made sign:
margarita-station.com "
Brilliant! All lapdanceking82 will have to do is make the sign look like a pair of shorts and make the wet spot look a bit more like semen! Or maybe that wouldn't be subtle enough!
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The Jizz Factory
Cum Dumpster
Wet pants and panties
The Grinder
Over the Lap
Lap's Dance Hall
Fizzy Pop
Lock and Pop
Stream Buster
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