If Lapdanceking82 Opens Up A Strip Club, What Should He Name It?

"my mom's basement"

Lap Dance Palace

Lap Dance Kingdom!

Leaky Dick's Knickerbockers

Shits and Giggles

"Shits and Giggles"

That would be your strip club crazyjoe!

And I bet it would have a 1-way mirror so you could sit on the shitter and watch strippers! I'm sure that would be brilliant!

I like a combination name!

"Gooey's Splooge City Cum N Go"

Brilliant!

GRINDERS----"Party in your pants"

I like Cum N Go. Grinders too.

Also ....

Sticky Pants

The King's Palace

Dream Laps

splooge emporium

Shit! I was busted again by 4got2wipe

Nutts and butts

There's already a gas station chain in the Midwest called Kum N Go.

Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays

Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays

This is one of my shit stops

Hot Seat

Sticky Buns

Hot Cross Buns

The Daily Grind (you'd probably have to have some specialty coffees in there, too)

Cheeky

The Choked Chicken

The Spanked Monkey

Come as you are.

Come on inn.

Sticky fingers emporium.

King's island

Smoothie King

The Sixth Grade

"Kum N Go has $1 pizza on wednesdays"

I'd be a bit scared to eat pizza at a strip club run by lapdanceking82! Would he hire brilliant kitchen staff? Or would he just grab a guy on his way out of a porn shop booth and say "can you cook?"

If the latter we might order a sandwich and find the "aioli" on it is kind of salty! Not brilliant!

"Shit! I was busted again by 4got2wipe"

I know how you think crazyjoe! I sit on the toilet and ask myself "what brilliant thoughts would crazyjoe have while he's sitting on the toilet?" Works every time! Brilliant! :)

Stealing from the Stern show - Silver Dollars - euphemism for the shiny round spot on your pants after an LDK. or maybe Mister Jizzster Pop goes the Weasel

Let me guess, above the entrance to the lap dance section are you going to hang a sign that says "guaranteed to cum by the end of the 3rd song or your money back?"

Premie's Lounge or The Wet Spot

Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."

Sign should read: "Abandon all dignity, ye who enter here."

Brilliant!

I say The Wet Spot wins. It's subtle but effective.

Google image search turns up a not so subtle ready made sign:

"Google image search turns up a not so subtle ready made sign:

margarita-station.com "

Brilliant! All lapdanceking82 will have to do is make the sign look like a pair of shorts and make the wet spot look a bit more like semen! Or maybe that wouldn't be subtle enough!

The Jizz Factory

Cum Dumpster

Wet pants and panties

The Grinder

Over the Lap

Lap's Dance Hall

Fizzy Pop

Lock and Pop

Stream Buster