Legal Update

Oh no! Sorry

Sorry to hear that. Kick some ass in there and be the big dog

Damn...sorry to hear that. Even more sorry when I was up in Jersey I didn't hit you up to roll through and to dollars. Will be wishing you well. ................................................. Now show us your tits!

:)

How long will you be in there? I will volenteer to give you congical visits... ; )

Orange is the New Black.

That's what in thinking Dawg. What I'm going through is extremely fashionable right now;) thanks for your well wishes guys I'll be there between 5 & 6 months

Shit! Hate to ask, what did they get you for?

Sorry to hear you're going to jail. This is clearly an injustice, and all TUSCLers should rise up in protest.

Aww! I love you Jack. Dawg, it was so seriously not brilliant I'd rather not say. It was victimless crime though

Fucking drug laws. We will miss you. Stay strong.

Good luck diva - just remember to keep it real. Just don't end up like Brenda

youtu.be Check it out at 2:41 if the video. The whole video is hilarious tho.

Good luck and take care, Diva. Have no doubt, we'll all still be here.

(wow, something about that just makes us sound so...sad)

Lol phantom I'll be here for a few more days:)

"What did you get?"

I didn't get nothing....I had to pay fifty dollars and pick up the garbage

I wonder if the evidence against Diva involved pictures with circles and arrows with a note on the back explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against her.

That really sucks, Diva. I really love your commentary. My ATF just got labeled a habitual offender for motor vehicle violations. If she gets caught driving without a license, it's a mandatory 6 to 12 months in state prison. One wonders why our prisons are overflowing.

That sucks; victimless crimes should NEVER entail jail. When do you get out?

So sorry to hear that. You will be sorely missed. Maybe those of us in your area (not sure where that is) could throw you a going away party?

Seriously not brilliant! My heart goes out to you Diva1975!

Just keep your head down, keep smiling whenever you can, and we'll cross our fingers that you get out early for good behavior! ;)

Good luck. Hopefully it goes by quick and you'll be back here posting in no time. :)

At least you should be out in time for Christmas, Diva. Keep the faith - we're all pulling for you!

That sucks - “what doesn't destroy you makes you stronger” - def stay strong and believe you can be a stronger person after having gone thru this if you put your mind to it.

Don't forget to write me ! XOXOXOXO'S Jess

@Diva1975 “I'm going to the big house on the 28th [of July}”

@Diva1975 “I'll be there between 5 & 6 months

@ATACdawg “At least you should be out in time for Christmas”

let me know if i’m getting warm ATACdawg;

new math? you were a public school academic all-star? you hold an advanced san_jose_guy certificate of genuine intellectualism? you’ve been in county lock-up yourself and know all about the early holiday releases?

Bite me, jackass.

Thank you guys for showing me your sweet side. Unfortunately, I shouldn't be out until January. Ok back to work, gotta make that commissary money;)

"Bite me, jackass."

???

You're normally such a positive guy ATACdawg! I'm not sure why you posted this! Keep yourself smiling and let whatever frustrated you pass! It'll all be brilliant!

"Thank you guys for showing me your sweet side. Unfortunately, I shouldn't be out until January. Ok back to work, gotta make that commissary money;)"

We'll tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree for you Diva1975! And cross our fingers that the time passes quickly! ;)

Let me repost. I've had a nice dinner and may now be a little less touchy.

Diva's original post said "on the 28th". This is June, not July.

If they made her stay a full 6 months, yes. She would be 3 days late. However, I think they would very likely spring her. If her sentence ends up as 5 months, she will easily be back before Christmas. On the other hand, if she is an Orthodox Catholic using the Julian calendar, Christmas is 12 days later and she makes it in any event.

And that, my friends, is my new math.

Boy. Don't I feel DUMB!

I don't know where June went, lol, but it is definitely July. So, my abject apologies to DrPhil for my unwarranted retort. If Diva does 6 months, then she will miss Christmas. On the other hand, a 5 month stint would put her out on Dec 28, or even on the 25th if it's five 30 day periods. And of course, there is always the possibility of a compassionate release in time for the holiday.

Sorry again, DrPhil. Now I've got to go check my ATACian calendar......

@ATACdawg "So, my abject apologies to DrPhil for my unwarranted retort."

no need for apologies from you kind sir. i rather enjoyed your witty rejoinder.

after all, it isn't as if you shoved a bucket of KFC up your ass like zipman68 and then sat down on the good sofa 4getting2wipe beforehand

Tell us when you get out and are back to dancing and we'll come visit your club and make it rain on you to help you back on your feet :)

We will miss you Diva. Hurry back!

What Papi said. ..

This makes me sad. Your lawyer sucks.

I'm sorry to hear that Diva. Take care and be well. Be good and maybe you'll get probation early.

6 months for a victimless crime is absurd, unless you had an extensive stash of drugs. I respect your privacy but if it's anything else you might get a new lawyer and file an appeal.

In my state, they'll put people away for six months on a third DUI. That may be considered a victemless crime.

Well 6 months can go by fast if you stay busy. I don't know if there is something to study. You can tell us about your new friends if u want when u comeback.

Sorry to hear that Diva.