Now that I know you guys ....

A. And you get to live in a strip club the rest of your life.

A. And you get to live in a strip club the rest of your life.

E. Kaitlyn Jenner becomes a featured stripper and does a national tour to be kicked off at Follies

More likely that i will stop shitting at McD

Papi that Kaitlyn Jenner is one fugly woman!

Nice try VBD - we all know you'd hit that and take her to VIP

Can't be "D". She couldn't reach the pedals. :)

Pick between these two:

Shadow admits Juice is a cool guy
Dougster embraces the System

Dougster and Rick make up and tag team a dancer in VIP while giving each other high-fives and yelling “yeah baby” - and Dougster subsequently starts wearing a white polyester suit to the clubs

2. Never. SJG is more likely to get a blowjob than this. I just swore to her last night that I would never ever post a pic of her.

3. Papi's a great guy but his taste in women couldn't be more different than bubba, me, and other white girls guys.

4. Scat took me to see his Mustang a few weeks ago. He looked at it the same way he looks at the girl who is leading him by the hand to the VIP. Not gonna happen.

I think Spock said when you have elimininated all other possibilities, whatever remains no matter how implausible must be the correct answer. Or something like that. So, even if you don't play the lottery, A is the answer.

@JohnSmith69 "I think Spock said when you have elimininated all other possibilities, whatever remains no matter how implausible must be the correct answer."


i'm pretty sure that when Dr. Spock said this he was explaining why babies come from the stork. i don't know that i would cite him as an authority but k sera, k sera

I'm going with A and VBD buys follies and comps dances for all his buddies for life.

DoctorPhil, JS69 was quoting MISTER Spock, another sage character.

VBD, I'm going with "A," and if you do win, I'm crossing my fingers you'll host an all-expense-paid TUSCL meet-and-greet. I really doubt "D" would happen, especially if Clubber was anywhere nearby.

When you have eliminated all other possibilities, whatever remains no matter how implausible must be the correct answer .... then the answer must be A. I can't wait!

papi posted: "Dougster and Rick make up and tag team a dancer in VIP while giving each other high-fives and yelling “yeah baby” - and Dougster subsequently starts wearing a white polyester suit to the clubs"

Shit Papi, Dougster actually going to a club and providing usable intel to the board would be miracle enough. ;)

But I vote for anything other than shadow letting some stripper drive his car. I suspect that Hell would freeze over before that happened. :)

A.- and once you win If I were you, rent out Follies or whatever club the masses decided upon, pay for guys to fly in and have the biggest tuscl convention ever! That would be Brilliant!