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Blocking

I don't have time to scroll past the crap to get to the good stuff. Could someone explain to me how to put some of these on IGNORE?

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How to avoid a DUI

I do this every time I drive if I have been smoking weed. It works equally well for alcohol. I just did this last night after my porn production was completed to make sure that I was…

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Where Will You Watch the Super Bowl?

Please don't say "a strip club."

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DUI

Left the strip club, didn't feel drunk. Pulled over for speeding, failed sobriety test. Don't drink and drive. JS69, what are my options. First ever DUI, and first ever arrest. Police never mirandized either. Actually didn't know I…

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What is the term for this relationship

I've reconnected with free girl again. Amazingly, she very badly wants to have a fuck date. I never cease to be amazed at the effects of daddy issues. What do you call a relationship when you…

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Simultaneous OTC relationships with multiple dancers in the same club

Other girls at her club told video girl that I had asked them for sex. So she's all paranoid that I'm going to dump her. But of course I assured her that I would never risk the drama…

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American Dream

Can someone please define that phrase I hear every now and then? Are you currently living it or a nightmare? When was the last one and when will be the next?

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Naked Lunch

I often invite my favorite strippers to my house and cook them a good meal (before having them for dessert.) My friend Holly came over yesterday for lunch. As soon as she sat down at the…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

The drink hustle is hardcore here

Swung by on a late Friday afternoon. There were maybe 2 other patrons in there and maybe 4-5 dancers. They were alright but not outstanding, maybe a 6-7. I took a seat by the empty…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

ehhh

Place was pretty much dead for a Saturday night, strippers seemed bored, playing with there phones mostly, no atmosphere here whatsoever. Mostly middle age Spanish women that barely speak any English. Most do not dance…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Still a good time

I used to be a regular at G2K over the last few years, but stopped going as much as the daytime talent really has fallen off. Over the past few years, the daytime shift would have…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Up Close things are even worse

Stop by the Millstream on my way back home and it's been 6 months since my last visit. They made some renovations on the inside which are nice but still have lots of Fugly…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Pretty decent club - not awsome - but not bad

I will break-up this review into 4-sections; I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- I live in Miami and since 2014 been driving up to Cocoa Beach every couple of months to hit Inner Room for a…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Another great visit

I was bored sitting at the house so I made a trip to TDs North to see some nearly naked girls. TDs North is a top jiggle joint in Albuquerque, one I've had lots…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Disappointed in the Desert

Tried Sahara on a weekday afternoon, some 3 years after my last visit. Physically, not much has changed except better (& more private) dance areas and VIP rooms: still a central stage with seats…

Frenchy's

Cataño, Puerto Rico

Can't wait to go back

I felt in love with this place ever since the first time I stepped in it, never once had any trouble, never once had a bad time. Lot of reviews here are complaining abt the…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time in Sapphire

First of all, I have to say that I am quite regular to the Rhino with some happy experiences but I wanted to try something new in the same range of SC caliber. So my…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

This place is a dump.

Wouldn't recommend visiting this place. Went last Saturday night, place is packed with 21 year olds looking to start fights. Only one attractive girl. I used to come here for beer pong, do they still…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Laid back roadhouse

This place is a little bar in the middle of nowhere. Membership club where many times they will not allow you in on your first visit. I had two guys ask me if…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Excellent late night fun

A friend and I showed up Friday night at a quarter till nine and entered with free passes. Was not too busy and the beer was cheap only three bucks till 9 then jumped…

Paradise Cove

Indianapolis, Indiana

hole in the wall

After a less than happy experience at PTs ealier in the night, I found myself in search of a new club. I found this club on my way to Brads and decided to check it…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

Hot dancers but one crazy one ruined the night.

Not my normal place, but I was in the area and decided to give it a try. There was no where to sit so I asked a couple drunk bros if I could…

Flash Dancer Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Consistent Experience

I stopped in the other night as I hadn’t been there in a while and didn’t want to drive all the way out to the coast. But I still wanted some contact. Club Description:…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Monday afternoon disappointment

I was running some errands on a Monday afternoon and decided to grab a beer and get some scenery. I stopped in to hustler because I had a good time there before on a bachelor…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Club X marks the spot

I went alone on a Wednesday night, I was in the side of town and hadn't been here in many, many years. Large area to sit by the stage with tables, bar seating and…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Not bad, had better

Swung by on a Saturday early evening. There were quite a few dancers, almost all Latinas and I would say the majority were in the 5-6 range, nobody really stood out. For the first 1/2…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Second visit on a thursday

My last review mentioned the luck I had coming in early Thursday afternoon. That being the case, following a work meeting, I went back around 4:00 pm that same day. By this hour,…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Club sliding down

Unfortunately my go to club in the San Fernando valley is not what it was. Fewer dancers when I am there and most of them top out as being a 7. My favorites have moved…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Huge ripoff!

Pros: Lots of dancers for a Wednesday night at 9 pm. It must've been at least 30 dancers, probably more. Club is huge and very nice inside and out. ...that's it for the pros Cons Way too crowded. Hassle to get…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Met a new (for me) girl and I liked her

I'm a sorta regular here, but usually daytime. This time I had some free time in the evening so I was excited to see what the club had to offer at night. Went in about…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Met a new (for me) girl and I liked her

I'm a sorta regular here, but usually daytime. This time I had some free time in the evening so I was excited to see what the club had to offer at night. Went in about…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Nice Time Again at Penthouse

I arrived around 2:00 P.M. Wednesday afternoon. I parked the car with the valet, entered the club, and took a seat at the first floor bar. I ordered a soft drink and began to…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Old favorite returns

I was in the Daytona area last week looking after some rental property south of there and was driving by Biggins on A1A so impulsively decided to stop in. I was pleasantly surprised to see…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

downcycle in progress

I have been going to this club for years, usually at night but occasionally during the day. This Summer I was sure that this club was the best around. Now, not so sure.…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Beauties

Girls were real nice today. Like last reviewer stated, it's much easier for your money to go a long way during the lunch shift. 3 white girls, 1 black, and not certain of the last…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

Always hit or miss, it seems

I have reviewed this club in the past, but it's time for an update. Was there a couple of weeks ago on a weekday evening around 6 or 7pm (I'm not a night owl). As…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

nice facilities

I'd never been to this club even though its just up LCW from Pandoras, where I've been many times. Finally decided to check it out. I was there shortly after opening. Parking is semi-discreet behind…

Club Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

This club gets started later at night , no reason to go before 10:00 pm

This club gets started later at night , no reason to go before 10:00 pm . Parking is usually not a problem , with some outside security, and cover was $10.00 . There were…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Went back for my ATF

Went back to Cracker Jaxx after about a month. I had never visited in the afternoon before. No cover. Very few patrons around and fewer dancers. There were probably 6 or 7 dancers (I was…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Nothing like Alexes for a relaxing beer.

Love drinking a cold beer and sighting some erect nipples. Today, a few of the girls had nipples to die for! It was not very crowded perhaps a dozen patrons, a few young, but mostly…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

new staff

I was in on a Monday in January. It was the day after David Bowie died. I remember because the DJ paid tribute in the cheesiest possible way. DJ was not a guy I'd seen…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Fishy situation

After leaving work on Moday, I decided to stop by Pin-Ups. On Mondays, drinks r 4 bucks all day. I walked in an sat by the bar, ordered a drink. There was a nice dark…

Madame Oar's

Binghamton, New York

Went here last Wednesday, we reached late at around 11:45

Went here last Wednesday with few friends, we reached late at around 11:45 pm and the club closes at 1 so there was not much time. There were a handful of girls working, one girl…

Le Vignoble

Brossard, Quebec

Better than it looks

Looks unimpresive, being in the basement of another bar/restaurent, but the staff was super friendly and the girls attractive enough. this is the kind of place where you can sit down with a dancer and…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Yuup

Arrived at this club around 10 on a thursday and expected it to be a little more busier than it was. With just a single center stage and comfortable seating around this club doesn't have…

The Trap Lounge

Miami, Florida

The Trapp - An Adventure

Visited the Trap Lounge on a Tuesday evening. No parking or cover fee which always a good start. For layout please see previous reviews. The last time I was at this club…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Dance tips machine works, not inspired to go beyond

Fourth trip to this club on a week night while on business travel. The place is clean and in good condition, standard bearer being the restroom. Main reason for coming back is an…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Regression towards the mean, after ownership changes over time

This place used to be extreme fun, friendly, relaxed neighborhood bar pulling in dancers from a much wider radius. A few came from PA and NY. They used to hold private special parties,…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Another Great Night

Visited the 'CAFE' few Saturdays ago. Man was there some smokin ladies workin. Very multicultural. Whatever culture your looking for you should beable to find it. Drinks are average price. Took two girls to the VIP.…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

YMMV, from the best to the most dissapointing

This place is physically old, small and maintained sort-of. Recently they painted the front door but left the some torn bar stools. However I like this vibe. Dancers range from "what is she doing…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

First NJ Strip Club Visit

I was in Piscataway, NJ for business for a few days and wanted to visit one of the local establishments. Nothing in the close vicinity was rated highly on TUSCL, so I took a 20…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Better than I remembered

Been a few years since I visited this club. Last time I was there they had just closed their casino. Was a snowy Monday night and not many people in the club. This place is…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

I arrived about 10 pm with the expectation that by that time of night, something should be happening

I arrived about 10 pm with the expectation that by that time of night, something should be happening. Wrong. It was at least 30 mins before anyone danced, and then it turned out there were…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Some more improverment since last visit

unlike previous visits I was not attacked as soon as I arrived. The dancer quality has improved , with some exception. 3 of the 4 dancers on were quite good looking. One was a 7…

Tassels Cabaret

Matthews, North Carolina

Never again

Recently moved to Charlotte area and figured I'd stop by tassels it's close to my house. First off finding the driveway to turn into the place is hard enough I should of turned back then…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

sinclair's Review

I revisited Classy Chassy on a Saturday night about 20:45 after not having been to this club since a bad visit back in November 2012. The club had been remodeled at some point over the…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Fun Place

All Star is my kind of place, last weekend was my first time there. It is even smaller than Jimmys and has that bar atmosphere. It basically is a bar with dancers that give lap…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Nice view at PTs.

Been years since I have been to PTs and physically nothing has changed despite this club starting to show its again. When this club opened in the 90s, it was the class club in…

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ROLL CALL!! who's been a member here the longest?

In other words, who is the dirtiest old man in here

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Fill in the blank

Old tusclers don't die, they just _________________

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Rech and I did 69

It was a great time he came first and I followed with a massive load

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Rose gardens replaced with watermelon at the whitehouse!

I knew it! They also planted okra and have a kfc in the Oval Office. Fuck me!

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Something happens to you: what then?

Inspired by ... ta da! ... Stripperweb: Kirakonstantin--------------> I saw my regular on Thursday and it was a pretty normal session. He wasn't sure about this week, so we agreed that we would talk on Monday and make plans. He also called…

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Dominic and Papi churo are faggots.

They blocked me

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I can't believe you fuckers eat kfc

Why no class guys. I guess if I took a stripper on a date I would take her to kfc then go to del Friscos or elways while leaving the bitch at kfc.

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Show us your cash n prizes twentyfive

We want to see some tits and ass. You sound sexy(-;

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Has anyone's wife hacked your tuscl account? What to do?

I am worried my wife will see everything I have written. I plan to blame it all on crazy Joe. What would you do?

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I tongue punched a strippers fart box

Only time a hit a stripper.

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I have a sinus infection but want to bang my significant other

Will this get my wife sick via sperm from my dick?

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What kind of lube do I grease a bouncer with Rick ?

I am trying to save money so went for straight canola oil. The bouncers said I needer better lube. Does anyone know what Rick used to jerk this bouncer with ?

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Attn. liberal swine-give me all your money. You know you want to...

I just figured the liberals like to give their money away so please fund me. I am broke.

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Buying a Round for the House

At my local strip club, somebody bought a round for the house. I was thinking it has been ages since I saw somebody do this. Is this practice dead? I remember in the 90s .com era there always…

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OT-Super Bowl

In honor of one North Carolinian whom I would enjoy his commentary on Super Bowl 50. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xus57BaY3hI

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Super Bowl week

I turn on the TV for coverage of the Super Bowl, and all they're talking about is Cam Newton and race. Does anyone wanna talk about the actual game lol?

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OT: KFC Buffet

OK, so I have to admit that the buffet at my local KFC is a guilty pleasure of mine. I don't go often, for a number of reasons, but when I do I do some damage. In fact, I just…

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Review removed

I had a good review posted about a new club that opened. All of a sudden the review is gone. Could it be the new club didn't claim their page yet, as there was another club at the same site.…

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Definition of a slut?

Curious and bored so time for one of my all famous polls lol. The word slut and whore are often used in strip clubs and even in real life a lot. While I have discussed before and most on here…

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Update

Look out for the P-Nemesis and John Legend song, it should be out in a week or so. Have a good day.

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The new troll

He is definitely not me. Far less educated and sucks at shitting on people. My trolls all come acrossed as a complete douche bag.

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This is when you know you’re in a fairly high-mileage club LOL

From a recent review of Vic’s in NJ: “ … She sits in my lap and I could tell she was lubing up her hand in her purse …” Ole girl seems to have her signature-move down pat; LOL – and this…

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Man struck with baseball bat, robbed outside Abilene strip club

ABILENE, Texas - A man was robbed outside an Abilene strip club early Tuesday morning, according to Abilene police. The 47-year-old victim told police he was struck with a baseball bat around 2:20 a.m. outside Cloud 9, a strip club located at…

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Taxi or Uber?

MEMPHIS, Tenn. –Two people leaving a Memphis strip club thought they were using a ride-sharing service, instead they got robbed. They were leaving The Pony nightclub at 3918 Winchester when they were approached by a man in an older black Mercedes. The…

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Pornhub's New Strip Poker Website Takes Care Of All Your Vices At Once

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pornhub-casino-gambling-strip-poker_us_56afb9fbe4b09214b14f1d86?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Anongirl, please explain....

Who did I apologize to? ec0na0dcim Joined Feb 2016 Clubs: 0 Reviews: 0 13 Hours Ago • Lopaw- very true!! Lol Esta- I ended things with him last night, I didn't include all the details but he is a bit…

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Dancer means you should dance

Tired of these minimalist approach to the pole. Some of th girls pretend it doesn't change a thing to walk on the stage while other improve more and more their skills. Some of the men don't care, but most of…

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CNBC is driving me crazy

Everything is because of oil. Tech losing points... cuz of oil! Retail losing points... must be oil! Mining going to shit... blame oil! Financial sector...

Politics

Trump Doesn't Disappoint Aftter All!

I posted in another thread how disappointed I was in how magnanimous Trump was in defeat. Well, today he says Cruz "illegally" stole the election (caucus) because he told voters Ben Carson was dropping out and he figured those votes…

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Sex on the first date

How common is sex on the first date these days with MILF civilians? They all say they want a relationship and not just sex. But then again, women rarely mean what they say. I ask because I'm wondering whether…

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Tangled Up in Blue

I'm terrible at understanding song lyrics. Usually I have no idea what the song is about or I have the wrong idea. It's like mis-hearing Jimi Hendrix's "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" as "Excuse…

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Interesting point...

Why is the area between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because there is plenty of room for another set of tits!

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Kinda on Topic work situation advice or voting

Over the last few year's I've really been advancing in my company, especially this past year. I've done all i could to avoid dating in the work place or one night stands even. Recently got a female Boss over the department…

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hot vs. crazy

My dad sent this to me a couple of years ago. Every time I see it, I get more impressed by his insights. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84256643/

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Woman convicted in Minneapolis strip club killing

Always check a woman's crotch for firearms. http://www.startribune.com/woman-convicted-of-murdering-adversary-in-hennepin-av-strip-club/367346441/

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Dollhouse

I arrived about 10:00 PM which is very unusual for me as I am usually an afternoon guy when I visit the Dollhouse. There were an equal or nearly equal number of AA and…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Great Place

This is a true gogo bar so expect the dollar parade but that wont even matter. The american girls are friendly, cool, and give some bomb ass dances. I learned quickly that the european girls…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Wednesday vist in December

This is a review for a Wednesday night around 10pm back in December. They were having a promotional night celebrating Christmas. All the dancers and cocktail waitresses were dressed in their assorted red Christmas sexy…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

I stopped in here to see for myself what the fuss is all about.

I usually go to Scarlett's which is maybe at most 1 more block up the street, I saw that Scarlett's parking lot was jammed to the max, I assume some sort of bachelors party was…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

It's nice that is is new

After reading that the doll house was re-open and was brand-new. I decided to check it out. The place is great looking inside and out being a new building. Being a nude club there…

Fantasy Lounge

Portsmouth, Virginia

A waste of a night.

Went here in a Friday night. First the parking is terrible, it's like the hunger games parking lot style. I wound up parking right underneath the big light up sign so that if anyone wanted to…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

First Time Impressed

Club was way more upscale than I am used to. I am a bit of a novice, but this club approaches a Vegas club in atmosphere, but not size. There were plenty of girls; mostly…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

A night out in the town

On a boring night me and my friends decided to head over to the Pony for a little R&R. From the outside it looks a warehouse type building. at the door the security checks your…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Fun little dive

This review is from a Sunday evening. When I arrived at the club I paid the usual $5 cover and Sat at a table near the main stage. I watched a couple of…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Nice way to spend a few hours but overall an average experience

I was in the area for business and had a few hours to kill, so stopped in around 2:00pm. Paid the $11 entrance fee, which comes with a drink coupon that I used for a…

Dollhouse Gentlemen's Club

Killeen, Texas

Unbiased Review of Dollhouse in Killeen, TX

Compared to Pretty Ladies, Chix, Starz, and Babes (other local clubs) - The Dollhouse club is the best one in my opinion. Firstly, the interior and exterior is nice. When you walk in, there's a…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Greatly Improved

I had not been in the Gentlemen's Club it quite some time. Actually, I went to the Men's Club to have lunch, and after having lunch, and not seeing even ONE dancer, I decided…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Has seen better days

Visited Tootsie's early in the evening on a recent Friday. Plenty of free parking and no cover as it was before eight. As it has been said many time this is a huge club in…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Another quality visit

I'll start off by mentioning that I was not directed to the Clubhouse downstairs. Everything was happening upstairs in the area of the 2nd stage. This is a change from the last few trips. Prices and…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Steak and a show

I was staying at a hotel near this club and a client highly recommended this club for dinner. We headed over around 8:00 pm and the place was dead. There was only one other guy…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Ok Booby Bar

I visited The Pony on a cold weekend so maybe that was the reason for the smaller attendance. The dancers in the club were ok. There was one particular mixed girl that caught my eye.…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

What a dump

Stopped by the E Den for the first time in about 10 years and, literally, nothing has changed. Same ratty chairs, same ratty dancers. Went in about 3 o'clock after I…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

SUNNY DAYS

Gonna Skip the appetizers and go straight for the main course I was in here a few days ago on my day off. I was already in the area so Decided to just stop in…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Good Visit

I stopped by on a Saturday evening. When I arrived I got a decent spot in the back by the VIP room. There were plenty of dancers and customer but the dancer quality seems to…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good afternoon spot to relax

After flying into Dallas for a weekend visit, my boy picked me up from the airport and we went straight to Baby Dolls for some lunch and sights. Cover was only $3 and we grabbed…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good afternoon spot to relax

After flying into Dallas for a weekend visit, my boy picked me up from the airport and we went straight to Baby Dolls for some lunch and sights. Cover was only $3 and we grabbed…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Fun Time in a Slow Toown

I recently found myself in Harrisburg and after hitting a few bars I decided to try out Savannah's after seeing it on a huge billboard on I-83 (turns out it's basically under this billboard). When…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Living room--not what it used to be....

The living room used to be the place, about 15 years ago... Now, it looks run down, and the worst part at least when I was there, was the amount of dancers. Not even…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Drink prices went up.. what the..

ok it's been awhile since I've been here.. last time I was here the drink prices were still 9.25.. yeah I never get why they charge the extra 25 cents.. and couldn't make it…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Checking out a different joint

I was planning on hitting Marios on my way home today but it was going to be a good 20 minutes out of my way. I took a look on Tuscl and read some reviews…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Fun time for a Bachelor Party

Honestly, I went here twice in one day. I was in AC for a Bachelor Party and one of the guys decided he wanted to go to a strip club early so I went with…

Boomers 50/50

Harvest, Alabama

Not exactly a "Gentleman'S Club", but who wants to be a gentleman all of the time?

This place is kind of out of the way. It looks run down from the outside. It also looks run down on the inside. Some if not most of the dancers look run down as…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

In Portland for a couple days, with an afternoon free, a buddy of mine said I should check this place out

In Portland for a couple days, with an afternoon free, a buddy of mine said I should check this place out. It was worth a visit, but I wouldn't make a special trip to Portland…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

A little sparse, but some real gems.

Went in on my way home from a late night at the office, for the most part the dancers were generally not super hot, but there were a few gems in the mix. Got a…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Lots of Fun!

Lots of ladies. 30+ is not uncommonn. That means they are working hard to get you to take them back for a dance. The dancers are there to have fun and make sure you have…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Recently went back to arnies after having not going for along time

Recently went back to arnies after having not going for along time. Walked in got patted down by the security paid a cover of $15. I went to the bar to check out the scenery…

Darling Cabaret

Prague, Czechia

Expensive but good.

Did some research before finally heading to Darling as it is the best club in the city. I forgot the entrance fee, but it was somewhat like 400 or 500 CZK. The decoration inside the…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

wednesday at 3

Went here on a Wednesday at 3, which is right when they open. Got a pbr on draft for 3 bucks. There were 5 dancers there. 3 white, 1 black, and one mixed. Two of…

VIP Gentlemen's Club

Key West, Florida

Pricy but Very Fun

I just happened to walk by and saw this place. It was $300 to get in but they had a lot to offer. I got to choose a girl, there were 3 to choose from…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Ho-Hum Time

I went to the club in the early afternoon a few days after new years. The club was dead and the door man did not charge a cover, although he did require me to check…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This is my second time going to this club I found myself in town for a concert and on the way home I decided to check it out one more time

This is my second time going to this club I found myself in town for a concert and on the way home I decided to check it out one more time. The Waze app…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Great laid back spot in Queens

I was there on a Saturday night from about 8-11. There were probably 25-35 girls out at any given point in time. Probably 70 guys in there by the time I left. The main stage…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Not for me

I went here about 10 months ago, and didn't have the best experience so I decided to give it another try last Saturday. While it was a better experience, I've decided this place just…

The Trap Lounge

Miami, Florida

A VHM club w/ AA MILFS

I have reviewed this club b/f so will not get into club details – refer to my October 6, 2014 Trap Lounge review for club details – but in a nutshell – The Trap Lounge…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

I feel like Method Man

Had to ride up to Irvintgon to see some family. Theyre a little younger than me (so they had no idea what I was talking about) and mind you from the south but you know…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hiliter

Okay I will keep this short because this wasn't a particularly great visit. Stepped in immediately grabbed a seat was asked if I wanted a drink by a cute curly haired ethnic bartender anyone know…

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Here is 1 commercial that won't make the super bowl.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/02/02/scores-strip-club-super-bowl-commercial-banned-nsfw-strippers-video/

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OT: NCAA Basketball - Who's The Best???

Pick your top 2 teams for each conference: ACC BIG10 BIG12 SEC AAC PAC12 ...fuck the other conferences

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Advice

Now's your turn to tell John Smith that he's either a genius or an idiot. Or both. This on line dating thing is fucking insane. I've flirted with a blond woman on the phone tonight. We talked for almost…

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Lap Dance Payments

Survey: How do you pay for a lap dance at a topless club? Do you just hand the dancer some money at the end of the dance or do you do something more creative like pulling her thong open and…

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Cr

RE: RE: AnonGrrl is gay To: rec0na0dcim From: Rech Just Now Ignore List Bigtallbonerboy [restore] --Original Message-- Cr --Original Message-- Check out this guys reaction when the tree falls. Its awesome! imgur.com/yeCELKI

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IiXN zither SHADO£. Cat

Po/darer95 entire GJS

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A Psychological Analysis of TUSCL Posters (or how much I miss Dougster)

What would our amateur psychologist Doug say about a thread where the OP is having a conversation with himself?

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i'm bCk

Ck

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Fayetteville - Kanani

There's a girl named Kanani, she used to dance at Victoria's cabaret, it's been quite some time since i've been there but, i'm going to be passing through again soon and would like to know if she's still there or…

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Life after...

Over the past few months I've been cutting ties with my ATF. I've been spending time with a 23 year old dancer who as best I can tell has very limited OTC experience but I hate to take no…

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Proxy Servers

We don't appreciate how good Founder is often enough. On some types of sites, if you don't agree, then you get banished. I have especially seen this as true if you are posting anything against psychotherapy or psychiatric medication.…

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SW, the co:-)ckblocker

Up until last night I hadn't sex until around early fall-ish. It's not that I *couldnt* have sex, I just don't really sleep with guys I'm not tg with (I'm not opposed against it, I just never have and Im…

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The already lean SE states scene is drying up....

Long time member here, just wondering if anyone else is "concerned" about the changes in the scene in the Southeast. We used to have Memphis, then it died and went to Lameville. The reviews and rules at the South Carolina…

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New look

so I'm thinking about letting my hair go natural... I was born a blonde and my hair grew darker with age settling it at a brown blonde (dirty blonde) color that's more blonde in summer and more brown in winter.…

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One of the funniest lines I've read on a review

From a recent review of Oasis in Atlanta: "... Visited about 2 PM on a Sunday. About 12 girls mostly white ranging from 6-8. One AAA girl. Not AA, but AAA as in she looked like a tow truck driver ..." LOL.

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Apparently another PL that believes Chris Rock

Apparently another PL that believes Chris Rock when he says “there’s no sex in the Champagne Room”. From the archives of the TUSCL reviews for 2/1/16 of Centerfolds in Houston: “…Visited Centerfolds during off-peak hours (about 2 PM on a Saturday). It…

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Another FKK trip.

Hope to be going to Germany again later this month to visit three clubs not been to before, all of which get great reviews. http://www.fkkacapulco.de/english/home.html http://www.goldentime.de/eng/index.htm http://www.fkk-livingroom.de/eng/ Anyone want to come along? Nearest airport is Dusseldorf I can get a flight for around $100 so…

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Gee. Porn is popular in Utah. I wonder why? :)

NEW YORK – Is pornography causing a public health crisis in Utah? State Senator Todd Weiler thinks it is. The Republican lawmaker introduced a resolution Friday that “recognizes the need for education, prevention, research, and policy change at the community…

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How our military SHOULD act.......

Instead of wringing our hands over hostages and illegally detained sailors and what Russia thinks,..etc http://www.carolinashootersclub.com/data/attachments/73/73233-5ef2ff15c708ee5fe65d94598d382a5e.jpg

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Winter Meetup in Miami, Saturday Feb 13 at Tootsies

The meetup is in for Saturday Feb 13 at Tootsies in Miami. There were conflicting requests for Friday vs Saturday but there seemed to be a slight preference for Saturday so that's what we're going with. I will likely be…

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What exactly is a curvy woman?

A 42 year old is gently pursuing me on line. As usual her 18 -19 yo daughter is DS-level gorgeous and incredibly fuckable. But mom looks pretty good too. The family resemblance is obvious. But I'm a newbie…

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New Jersey Scene

I feel like the NJ SC scene is drying out. I’ve seen the reviews of Vic's and am thinking about it. But that sounds like it might be more than I’m looking for. There used to be an…

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Daddy Issues?

One of the issues that I've faced in on line dating are age issues. Basically I don't want 85% of the women my age because they are ugly. And often fat. Make that 95%. Turns out this…

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The Ultimate Strip Club Book! by JohnSmith69 and lapdanceking82

JohnSmith69 says that he's working on a book! https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=40201 I think that he should collaborate with lapdanceking82 because those two are the best source of crazy stories on this board! crazyjoe could write a detailed forward! How many of you guys would…

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Groundhog Day

I love that movie. I could watch it over, and over, and over, and over, and over again

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Best time EVER!

Ok, first, I shoulda went back to my room after the Hard Rock, but I was lit and have a pocket full of Franklins after Craps so I thought WTF! Walked across the stree0t to…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

dancers short on quantity, high on quality

Have visited Fantasys every 2-3 weeks, but it's been a while since I've posted a review. Most recent visit was this past Monday. One might expect a Monday night to be quiet, and it certainly…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis

Visited about 2 PM on a Sunday. About 12 girls mostly white ranging from 6-8. One AAA girl. Not AA, but AAA as in she looked like a tow truck driver. Disappointed with the visit. First,…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Classy

This place is the classiest strip club in Linden. Decently sized parking lot, no cover charge, and looks like its been newly renovated. The vibes inside are super nice. The girls consist of mostly russian…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Great club, but avoid the PS events unless you book a table

I generally like Sapphire, but there are good times to go, and eh times to go. Their service is pretty minimal before 10 PM but feels very pro thereafter. We happened to show…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

On my way home best club to go too

I have to say, at first I was a little skeptical of this place based on its location. However, when you enter the establishment it is very welcoming and all of the woman are very…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Classy club, great girls - just pick the day you visit with care

I've been to Delilahs a few times. The 1st occassion was on a Wednesday evening. It was also quite early when I got there, about 7ish. The place was wasn't empty, but it certainly wasn't…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

A few beautiful girls

On a Saturday afternoon out of 15 girls, there were maybe 2-3 girls rated 7-8. There was a decent variety in terms of races and body type. Skye was gorgeous, did semi-private booth…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Great visit

Made my visit to Oasis this past Saturday. Parking was free and paid $10 for admin. Got a cocktail and took a seat. The shot girls were cute so I was a sucker for some…

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Why do you have beef with me Founder?

I am not trolling or anything. What the hell man?

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Private message

I sent a PM to a TUSCL lady yesterday, and she's hasn't responded yet. Is there a way to tell if the receiver has read the message?

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How are your clubs doing early in 2016 ?

I was at Inner Room in Cocoa Beach this past Fr and Sat and found it much more lively than my couple of visits in 2015 – back in 2014 when I first visited the club a couple of times…

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Be careful you white knights.

BRIDGEPORT, CT— An elderly city resident thought it was a good idea to help out a stripper in need — so he brought her home and she wound up beating him up, police said. Police said the 72-year-old Old Town Road…

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What is your favorite kind of tractor?

A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders’ register. Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked…

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Cruz wins Iowa caucus.

At least some Iowans have enough sense not to vote for trump.

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Books about dancers or strip clubs

I know this may be asking a lot for some guys, but what books have you read that featured dancers and/or strip clubs? Did they present the feel of the club or just a detached description? Are they…

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I think this would be my dream stripper

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55b2f04c6464f She gorgeous and has a great body, I think this is pretty close to how I would want my dream stripper to look. Only thugs I would add would be a nice done tattoo or two and a pierced naval.…

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otc

I got a offer for otc today. I have herd all the good and bad things. About otc so I'm thinking about taking it and seeing what happens. what do y'all think

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They should have a strip club with a tattoo parlour inside......

Name it "Tit for Tat"

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Dauchound SB commercial. (Especially for 4gotowipe).

Someone see if 4gotowipe is ok. He might have passed out after seeing this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNN9nL2vppM

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Random sex facts and myths

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3426344/Never-pee-sex-use-pillow-conceive-remember-pregnant-period-Experts-bust-7-common-love-life-myths.html The DS will be glad to hear that there's no increased heart attacks risk just cause she fucks an old man.

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If Jennifer aniston were a tranny would you give her a handy?

Let me know your thoughts. I personally would not.

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This is what we need in strip clubs.

A clear set of instructions on permissible behavior. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426142/Germany-hands-cartoon-etiquette-guides-swimming-baths-dozens-women-groped-migrants.html

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Making it rain

At this point I have been to a strip club about 10 times. I'm not a dance guy. I just like to drink with the girls and make it rain on a girl I really like. In my 10 or…

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Dwarf-tossing in Windsor is a success

Dwarf-tossing attracts more customers than strippers. The market has spoken. Club owners are firing all their strippers and hiring dwarfs. http://windsorstar.com/news/local-news/windsor-dwarf-tossing-event-draws-hundreds-despite-controversy

Beware of Strippers Outside the Club

I'm not politically correct. I'm not a dick, but I'm not politically correct. I know what I know, I try and be a good guy, but in the end, I know what I know. Strippers seem to be like stray cats to me. Let me rephrase that, the strippers I've had contact with outside the club seem to be like stray cats. Those inside the clubs operate from what is usually a strictly mercenary viewpoint, which is fine. You're going to a club to see some skin, hopefully more. You want a service and it's fair for the strippers to charge for their service. If they get possessive, or provide shitty service, you can always leave…

My Wild Night

This story takes place in downtown Louisville, Kentucky one weekend in May. No shit. There I was, first time visiting the Ft. Knox area. Four of my coworkers and myself are there for the weekend to attend training for our company. We all thought it was going to be a boring, do nothing weekend. So we decide to go out Thursday night to a local bar, have a few drinks and then go back to the hotel and call it a night. The next day my supervisor (call him M) and I decide to explore the area while the other three were attending their training segments all day (ours was Saturday). After we got back from exploring, we caught up…

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Fuck you jackie

Fuck you jackie

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Girls who do X bit not Y

Now they I've been around the scene long enough, I've gotten more a sense of the difference between clean and dirty dancers. The ones that fascinate me most are the ones who so some extras, but a limited menu. I'm…

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New trend? Dancers introducing themselves by their "real" names and then telling

This has happened to me at least five times in the past month. Before that it had never happened. Dancers are coming up and introducing themselves by saying "Hi, I'm <real sounding first name>, but I dance as <dancer…

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OT: Vacation in Dubai

this is an OT so be warned Man i was looking up prices out in Dubai for the average vacationer and from what I've been reading, it's incredibly cheap to have a vacation in dubai. Probably not cheap to travel from…

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Why do so many guys blame their bad spelling on their *smart* phones?

How do these devices work? They change your spelling just for the hell of it? I would hate to rely on them for professional work.

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SS

I'm always shy to talk about certain things on here (my reasons for dancing, education plans, relationship status, my sexual turn ons/what I like to do in the sack) because I feel like it instantly gets categorized as SS. Don't get…

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I let my fav eat crackers in bed....

We both woke up feeling kinda.......crummy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI

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The SC Desert that is Upstate NY

I have lived in Upstate NY all of my life except for the 20 yrs I spent in the military and I can't believe what a desert it is when it comes to even half decent SCs. None of the…

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Mileage in SF Bay Area?

I am doing a lot of traveling these days. Next week is San Jose, CA. Are there any clubs with decent mileage or extras in the Bay Area? Especially black clubs, but that may be too much to…

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A few days late

The title sounds like I might be pregnant, but no anon babies thus far. :-) Lol, sorry for posting a tease picture and forgetting the follow up. Here are two more shots, nothing too exciting though PS sorry about the quality,…

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A cool date idea

As you can tell by my username, I love fishing. Here's a cool date idea, take the girl fishing. It's obviously not the most romantic thing, but it's new and fresh. The last two times I did that, the girl…

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Would you still get lap dances if the girls didn't turn you on sexually?

I mean sometimes you don't know until you get a dance. Sometimes you may expect they aren't going to turn you on with just a little friction if you've been drinking. Sometimes you may have gotten off too…

Tijuana

San Diego or Tijuana?

I speak absolutely no Spanish(except si and por favor) so how hard would it be to fuck one of them hos at hong Kong? How much would it cost? James, how's the San Diego club scene since I'm too lazy…

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Crazyjoe, you're a very bad man!

So I'm taking to BBBFM* and it turns out that she's from the greater Denver area! Then, when we're getting ready for some doggie style fun I look down and notice the tattoo on her ass! It says "crazyjoe was…

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Casino then show clubs

This has been my new pattern that started in 2015 and i love it so much it will stick for life. If i already know im going to lose $$$$ at the show clubs then y not try to win a…

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Picture time :)

http://imgbox.com/g/GQw1mO068A