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Katee Life dancing to "Radar Love" (again)

I have posted a version of this video before, from a much sketchier website, but if you're an aficionado of big tits, watching Katee Life dance topless never gets old. The song, of course, is "Radar Love" (1973) by…

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How many strippers are actually full fledged lesbians

So I had a favorite. Really good GFE. Anyway went to her club after not being there for a while. We started where we left off (talk about great customer service remembering exactly what I like) Before we were done…

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More Abigail Ratchford

For those of you who can't get enough of the bustaceous Abigail Ratchford: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHr4-Lv3lSQ Enjoy!

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12 cities, 12 months

Okay, fellow TUSCLers, I'm curious about your choices. Let's say you were taking a year off from work, sold your house, had no ties to your current city, and had to live in 12 different cities in the U.S. for…

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Arranging OTC

The following link is a great example of how silly most tusclers sound trying to get OTC https://youtu.be/Ap809Ps1qV4

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Trisha Yearwood

In the past, I've started threads on the Food Network Hotties. But I never mentioned Trisha Yearwood. By no means am I a country music fan, but she is really growing on me. She is so fine.…

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Black clubs in and around Chicago

I am an older white guy who loves black women. I will be visiting Chicago soon, and I am hoping you can recommend a club where I can go to watch black dancers for a while. I know about Arnie's,…

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I want this Americana pin-up calendar!

https://vimeo.com/147392732 It looks brilliant!

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booby traps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nknPYKw2QM

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Which would you rather have down the street: A strip club or a homeless shelter?

I'll take the strip club, please. http://www.wcpo.com/news/insider/which-would-you-rather-have-in-your-backyard-a-strip-club-or-a-homeless-shelter

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Washington Park strip club destroyed by fire

Is that a rainbow in the picture of the destroyed strip club? http://www.bnd.com/latest-news/article48051605.html

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Weirdest fucking thing

A bunch of muslims came into my club tonight. Some of them had head.coverings. About seven guys. One was clearly the instigator, not his first strip club. At least three or four of the guys looked very uncomfortable. I'm going to write…

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Plus Size Strip Clubs in NYC

Hello, I stand 5'8 at 200 even and I am finding it very hard to find a club to work at in NYC. I can dance and I am very flexible but everywhere I go you have to be either latin…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

A good place to have fun

I went to Treasures with my girlfriend on a Saturday night around 10:30 PM I called the club and they sent the Limo to pick me up. Driver was very courteous even though I got late.…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

OK Time at the Flamingo

The club is in an Ok area and a staffer was outside making sure the lot was safe. The club inside is in pretty decent shape, not run down feeling or anything bad. There is…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

not a good first impression

I stopped by the Zebra on a Wednesday in the late afternoon. As I walked it, it pretty much looked like the previous club but with some updates. It looked a lot nicer…

Chez Joey

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Chez Joey

Chez Joey was the last stop on my circuit after visiting Thee Dollhouse and the Masters. It's probably a toss up between Thee Dollhouse and Masters as far as which is better. Thee Dollhouse has…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis

Visited the O from about 4-6 today. About 13-14 dancers, ranging from 6-9. Half white and the other half an even mix of everything else. There were about 20 customers. Ran into a long-time Follies dancer…

Happy-Go-Lucky

Houston, Texas

Saturday Night at Smiles

I went to Smile today around 6. You had Mia working and another K-Girl, who’s name I cannot remember. I bought them both a drink and made small talk for the next 20…

Red Square Club

Dubai, United Arab Emirates

More of a Dance Performance Club...?

I did not know that this place was considered a strip club until I saw it here on TUSCL. I was here a little while back while on a layover in Dubai. My friend…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Typical Manhattan Club

Good pre gaming place if you got the dough and you're into Russians. Doorman entrance, silent stare until you cough up the 20 to get in. Then you get a smirk at least. This place…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

1st time stopping by Subi's

Went with a few friends for a couple of drinks Saturday night. The place was actually pretty busy. Feels like they packed 100 lbs of shit in a 10 lb bag =) Not…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Three nights at the Silk

Recently during a break in the cold, I was in Madison for business. This place ended up closest to my hotel and since I had no car and had to use a taxi service,…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

They've got the market cornered, but don't seem to realize it

They're the only club for miles - you'd think they could make money. Re-finish the place, hire more dancers, etc. There were five dancers on when I was there. Fantasy was sexy, friendly, fun…

The Pony Anderson

Anderson, Indiana

Not good compared to Indy

Was traveling through the area on work and decided I would try out Hoosier Girls instead of going to someplace in Indy. I found the place easy enough of the highway. It looks…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Cafe Dec 2015

Cafe Risqué is a nude club in Micanopy and is just adjacent to I-75 (take exit 374 towards Micanopy). It is about 10 miles from Gainesville and 11 miles from the University of Florida. Some…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Too expensive

I can summarize this place in one word: EXPENSIVE. First, let me start with the cover which was $20 on a Saturday night. After that I spent $12 on a mixed drink and tipped the…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I'm pretty damn used to this place, so maybe I've overstayed my welcome

Adelitas is a great place to get laid for $73 bucks... I mean you can't beat that. Monetary wise, it's easily the best. I used to have a lot of fun here. I think at…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Wow... just wow.

So I was at Adelitas earlier, and decided to stop by Hong Kong. I've been here before many times. However, after coming here after a disappointing Adelitas experience, it felt like heaven on earth in…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First Time in the City of Industry!

The myth, the legend....City of Industry strip clubs. I had always heard about them, but never went to any of them. I was in Los Angeles for a few nights and decided to…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Good times could be had

I was staying in Anaheim and wanted to check out a club. Came down here to see what was up. Right when I walked up to the door, I see 2 little Asian…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Come here for Latinas!

After a pretty weak visit to Imperial Showgirls, I decided to come down here. I wanted to see some Latina chicks, and this was supposedly the place to find them at. This place…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

christies...

I decided to give this club a try. I went on Friday night around 7pm. The place is nice. Drink prices are fair. The door girl was sexy also. I was approached by a girl.…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

Very artistic and good for bachelor parties

I have been to a number of strip clubs in and around Portland now, and this one is one of the most artistic one that I have seen. The dances are based more on skill…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Another Amazing Time At Gallagers

Was in the LIC area and decided to hit up happy hour at Gallagers. $4 beers, $8 Trquilas and free lunch, you can't go wrong. I love the day shift here bc there are a variety…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

First time at Vixen

So I and my friends decide to hit the casino then strip club afterward if we don't lose all our money. Two of us won, I walked away kinda even and my close friend lost…

George & I

Newark, New Jersey

Newark Club

So the dancers are kind of gross but they're not mean, so they get a 3. You can get a ok looking one sometimes. The better looking ones go to villa a indigo…

Happy-Go-Lucky

Houston, Texas

Saterday at Happy go Lucky

I visited Happy-Go-Lucky Saturday night before going to Smiles. When I came in the owner, or the women who I suspect was the owner was sitting next to a video game. She didn’t…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Meh....just not that fun

I went to this place after visiting another one down the block. I was led in upstairs and was giving a seat. there were two poles with dancers and would could go up and tip…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Sammys

Had a late afternoon flight into B'ham and thought I would kill time before I headed home. First time I've been in here in a year. Several girls working, ranging from thick to thin. Sat…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Still a reliable afternoon stop

This place can be somewhat variable in the evenings but is almost always a good late afternoon stop. Evenings can be more variable. Most dancers are WOC, many of whom are slender, sexy college…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Great visit in December

Met some great girls--not too pushy, and most were friendly even if you turned down a dance. One was visiting from out of state and was working her last night there and was fantastic.…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

solo Saturday evening

It was my second time here, went once for a bachelor party and the chicks were smoking hot (lots of blondes which I like). This time, I'd say the hottest girls were 7's. Went on Saturday…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

My favorite club in Vegas

I've been to several clubs in Vegas in the past and on my most recent visit, and this one is my personal favorite. I usually fly solo to clubs vs. going with…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Beauties with booties

Lots of honeys here. I haven't been to another Greensboro club since the last visit. Went in on a Friday night a little before midnight and the stage was pumping with lots of pretty honeys.…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

worth a visit

Stopped into Cheeks around 6:30 on a recent Wednesday and stayed for about three hours. When I walked in it was pretty dead. They charged $5 cover. There were about 5-10 customers in total and…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

worth a visit

Had only 45 minutes for a quick stop before catching a flight out of Dayton. Arrived around 3:15. No cover. Grabbed a $2 happy hour priced beer. Surveyed the area. Relatively lively for an afternoon…

Chasers

Houston, Texas

I gave this place another shot

I gave this place another shot. It has actually gotten worse since the last time. It was about 15 songs before anybody even approached me To talk. The bar wasn't very well staffed either.…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletales is brilliant!

I actually did two trips to Tattletales when I was in Atlanta. One on Thursday evening and one late Friday afternoon. I'm going to give a summary of both, though the review info above is…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

OK

This place has some of the more attractive dancers for dallas clubs. Girls are pushy, and the hotter ones can give some lackluster dances. I partaked in three $20 dances with some attractive…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Post-Bust

A recent newspaper article listed the names of the girls that were involved in the bust. None are still working here so I guess they were let go. Fernanda, Clover, Nicci and Jasmine are among them.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desire on Saturday night

It was Saturday night and I decided to pay the RI strip clubs a visit. Started off with Desire, it was my first time here. Location is easy to get too, it's right off 95.…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Had to check it out for myself

So I knew with the new camera system/bouncer in the couch room rules that PP would never be the same, but given my past history with the club, I had to see for myself. The…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

first time

Back in a minute here. Place is usually either boom or bust fit me. This visit was middle. Best looking dancers I have ever seen here. The bust is that the 4 or 5 8+s…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Decent, if you find yourself in Canada

First off, decent parking. near downtown but still ample amount of space to leave your car. you get to the building, and it's in better shape than most, but definitely not brand new. Cover is…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Different at night

My previous trips to the Blue were during the daytime weekday hours, and I decided to try out a Saturday night. Oh, man. The place is crazy busy and totally different, and not…

Whispers

Portland, Oregon

Ok if you know someone

As a previous reviewer stated, this is basically the Sugar Shacks new home (it's behind Club Playpen). If you had a regular there then she is probably here, and you know what to expect.…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Nothing special

OK, but nothing special. My excuse for going was the free lunch, but I had not been there in a while, so I also wanted to see if anything had changed. No surprise that the…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Nothing Special

Decent place to have a beer, domestics are only $3 and imports $4. There werent too many girls working on Saturday evening when I went in but they were somewhat attractive. This place is more…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Nice Club With Decent Dancers

I stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon. This is one of the nicest looking clubs I have ever seen in the inside. Great decor and it looks really nice. Paid…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Value for Money

I was there on a Friday Night. I read somewhere that if I enter before 8pm, there will be no cover charge. So, I did checked in at 7:45 and there was no charge. The…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Hot girls, fully nudity, high prices, strict rules

The highest-end place in Chicago with actual nudity (and full nudity, at that). They have the best-looking girls but the experience isn't necessarily the best; heavy traffic, high prices and strict rules (I'm not talking…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Jewel box Upstairs

Another Saturday night on the block. Started early evening with intention to leave early, the dancers had other ideas.Walked into Jewel box , very few dancers, not worth a visit however immediately perked up when…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Cabaret

The neighborhood isn't terrible, but be aware of your surroundings if you go late at night because there are usually some unsavory characters in the area. You'll have to park on the street, maybe as…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Empty, no girls!

I stopped in about 10:30 on a Wednesday. Place seemed clean and well lit, not intimidating. Two customers were playing pool. One guy and girl were eating take out. No one else in the place,…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Bad bad place!!!!

Ok, I walked into the club on a Sunday afternoon and they had 9 girls on shift. I sat there for at least 30 minutes before someone actually came to speak with me.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Decent first visit

I started my first visit to the washington park club scene with hustler club around 8:30pm on a wednesday. I would later find that I was about 2 hours too early since they have an…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

lots of young girls

Little Darlings is in the warehouse district of Vegas. Cover can be expensive on the weekends but cheaper if you don't arrive by cab. Fairly high pressure from the dancers that are about 75%…

The Honeypot Club

Maidenhead, England

The Honeypot....

This was my first visit to the club. I've heard a lot about the club and didn't think it would live up to expectations, how wrong was I! I visited with some work colleagues and customers…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

This club is very good at trying to keep the dancer schedule updated

This club is very good at trying to keep the dancer schedule updated. They post the line ip on their website and update it every week. Plus they have a hotline number you can call…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Good girls, cheap management

Good, until the moment when management starts to make an idiot out of you. Girl would work closely with the management to trick you into paying more than you agreed upon initially. Here is how its…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

SATURDAY NIGHT VISIT

I stopped in last night on my way home from Mohegan Sun. I arrived about 8 PM and stayed about 2 hours. Cover was $7, Domestic beer is $5.50 for a 16 oz. aluminum bottle.…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Diamond in the very very rough

Alright so here's the deal. All the ratings I gave are averages. The spread at this club is crazy. First up, the club itself. Red Room is a hole in the wall at best. There's a…

Crossover's Entertainment Lounge

Barrie, Ontario

Friendly girls

I recently went to Crossovers on day shift. There were around 15 ladies working at the time, most of them were older looking (40+). They had $5 appetizers that weren't half bad but the drinks…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

The Ugly Duckling

My review is strictly about one dancer in particular. She goes by the stage name of Szemi. She is a horrible, detached, cold, fake (body and boobs), not a good GF experience.…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

sinclair's Review

I visited The Hardware Store after 21:00 on a Wednesday evening. The Hardware Store is located in the small town of Clyman, which has a population of 422. It is right on the main street…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Long Layover at LAX

Reading the reviews, and having a night at the LAX airport, I chose Jet Strip overBare Eelegance. I probably however made a mistake, but at my hotel there were lots of guys wearing toga, or…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Vivid Live Houston

Club itself is nice. Has a modern feel. Parking is a ripoff. Lap dance area is open floor plan type. Three stages. Champagne rooms are available (which the girls will keep reminding you of). Girls…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

What?

This place has been a consistent, no haggle winner for me, unless I find no dancers I'm attracted to which does happen 1 out of 5 trips. It's like if I can get the attention…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

Worth a stop but best days are the weekend.

This is not a regular stop for me but I stopped in on a Thursday night with some friends. $5 cover gets you in the door. Sometimes it's more on Friday and saturday. The bar…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Another good visit

It had been a while since I had visited so I stopped for a nice evening visit. The girls said it had been pretty quiet but it was starting to pick up when I…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Wednesday evening at Private Eyes

This review is about 2 weeks late as I visited Private Eyes the week before Thanksgiving. I was in town for business and checked out this place and FlashDancers again. I've been to…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

Worthwhile

The club has improved in the last year or so. I saw a few familiar faces and many new. Cover was 13 and the drinks ranged from 5-8 which is not too bad. There were…

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TUSCL handles

I am curious about how some of you came up with your TUSCL username. Some are obvious -- clubber, clubgoer, gawker, sclvr, Papi_Chulo, SlickSpic, etc. -- but others are more obscure, such as ranukam and ilbbaicnl. If you…

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The Age-Old Vegas Question: The Best Talent and the Worst Prices

In preparation for tomorrow's NCAA bowl game announcements, it looks like there's a pretty solid chance that my college team is going to end up at the Las Vegas Bowl. Vegas and football the weekend before Christmas? Sign…

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Let's have a roll call...

I suppose I did something similar when I asked how old everybody was when they started paying for sex. I'm just really curious everybody's ages...just generally where they're based out of, and what your poison is. If there have been…

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Come join us in the Philippines

We help book trips to the Philippines red light district. We will show you the ropes for those that don't know. Okay, if you think your a pro then this is clearly not for you, but for those who want…

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More sexual harrassment

RE: Cat got your tungue? To: crazyjoe From: Tjmexico007 Just Now Fuck you bitch slut whore --Original Message--

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More troll shit

Fag To: crazyjoe From: Tjmexico007 Just Now I bet you be fucking those tyrannies ???? Delete Reply

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Get to know your level 10 contributors

Platinum Lifetime VIP Membership, yes I'm a member of the Elite of TUSCL "Whether the subject is food or forbidden pleasures, master writer just_the_nuts, gives the reader a senses shattering experience"---Shailynn "The piercing words of just_the_nuts causes one's mind to cascade into…

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More funny stuff

Eat a dick bitch To: crazyjoe From: Tjmexico007 Just Now Eat a dick bitch Delete Reply

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If your getting pissed off

Just punch yourself in the face and knock yourself out

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Hmmmmm

Fuck you bitch To: crazyjoe From: Tjmexico007 Just Now Fuck you bitch Delete Reply

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Picture of Shadow freaking out over that damn Juice Mang

https://www.instagram.com/p/-7gjDAtQUT/

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Anyone heard from Scat?

I just got the "All is clear"call and about to head out the door.Just wanted to make sure our little buddy wasn't to butt hurt.

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How many of us on TUSCL are doubles?

It was when I read that Missionary and Clackport were one in the same that their similarities became clear. Even though they are distinct in their personalities their interests and writing syntax are irrevocably the same. Which brings me…

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Memorable experiences during feature shows.

There has been several posts the last month or so talking about feature dancers. Generally feature acts are a waste of space but there can be a few memorable times, such as a something hilarious that happened, a time…

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Paying a Grand for a Perfect 10

Is it worth it just for the experience ? Or is that money best spent in a another faction?

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Damn - Phoenix has some strange weather

Having been born in the Caribbean and raised in Miami – I DO NOT like cold-weather – thus I often refuse to leave FL past September (unless I can't control my horniness and hit ATL past September but it is…

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All you wildebeest hide your faces. The council of ricks is taking over.

You hairless apes are clearly not responsible enough to run an Internet forum. I'm nominating rickdugan as the ultimate TUSCL authority. I'll be the enforcer. If rickdugan thinks you've stepped out of line I'll track you down and do something…

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Politically correct Nina thread

I think either NinaBambina is fabricating how much money she makes being a "clean" dancer, or if she is making great money, then she is doing extra things to make the money just like all the other Detroit girls. There, is…

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I'm back too Uber style transportation from Los Angeles to TJ Mexico Round Trip

Uber style transportation from Los Angeles to TJ Mexico Round Trip $120 Per person. Over night accommodation Rosarito Beach House $150 per night, 3 levels 3 bed rooms per level. Full kitchen, pool and jacuzzi tube. We can only accommodate…

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I'm baaaack

Shit I was in bible study today, and I heard that people want me back, so I raced back over here. I've heard I'm a big bad bully. I've heard I take the number one spot as biggest troll. I've…

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Remember when girls hitchhiked?....

Ever pick one up? http://static.socialgo.com/cache/246062/image/260.jpg

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Another good joke

enjoy A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret Store to purchase a negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price — the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he…

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my DS and i Picture of our hike this morning

https://www.instagram.com/p/-6aI-gtQcw/ Later on we will fook Ds sex stories soon

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Ever get the felling Shadow gets paid to write follies reviews

Follies is a good club no doubt but its rise on tuscl to super star satus has to be due to the owner paying off shadow to write countless fake shill reviews Just thank about this ? It's ok guys Sheriff Nuts…

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Glitter Beards

For all of you real men (like me) who wear beards, you can celebrate the holidays with festive glitter beards. Follow this helpful instructional video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srcGV4KfzIc

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How do you use the TUCL "Hotlist"?

Mine are not considered to be an endorsement but rather clubs that I have visited or reside in a geographical area in which I plan to visit and simply wish follow their activity. I just don't like searching through reviews…

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How many of you don't understand this fundamental rule on TUSCL

From the glossary to the bottom of the page i believe some one is trying to say something TUSCL Q and A Q: Should I believe what I read here? A: These comments are posted unedited, and in some cases under someone else's…

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We help book trips to the Philippines red light district

We help book trips to the Philippines red light district We will show you the ropes. Check out all the bars in the Red light district. $60-$80 U.S. Dollars for all night sexual loving. The girls speak English unlike Tai…

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Once again Juice has shown himself as a lying douche bag.

His review of Mr. Luckys in Columbia SC https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=1797 is riddled with plagiarism from the review by Abby123 for the Tattletale Lounge in Aatlanta https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=473825. This is not the first time he has been caught lying but you worshipers go…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Not sure when San Antonio changed

Went here on a Friday night when in town for business. Arrived around 1:00am. The girls were hot, and there were plenty, but no one above a C-cup except for the…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Worth a visit - can spend a little or a lot.

The stage has a bar that surrounds it. Three dancers on stage at one time. Another 2-4 girls walking around the inside of the bar for the dollar parade - can add up quickly if…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Big Club, Great Happy Hour Value

I visited several times on a recent trip in the area. You just can't beat the value this club offers with free self parking, no cover before 8 PM, and 50% off happy hour drinks.…

Clutch Gentlemen's Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

Worthwhile

I drove by this place a couple times and had never heard of it or seen it. I came here to see if anyone had reviewed it, and it wasn't even on the site.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi-Liter Review 12/2/15

This was my third stop on my four club excursion on this Wednesday afternoon/evening. I was supposed to meet fellow TUSCL'er TABB here today, but he unfortunately had to cancel. That was not going…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Halloween Visit

Have been here once before on a slow night (a Monday), so I decided to try a Saturday around 10 p.m. Wasn't terribly busy even then, but I don't think there was ever more than…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good 'ole BML

The final stop on my four club sc extravaganza. BML is the place to finish the day off right. I pulled in going on 8 p.m. The cover was $12. I had…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

Barely any Bare Nasties

I've reviewed this club before so I won't go into details as to the layout or the talent level in general. Sometimes you just have to come back to where they know your name. Went…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Money talks

I visited Dollie's about 4:30 on a Monday afternoon for the first time and I walked in paid a couple bucks cover and the old man at the door was a lil creepy. After…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

The best days have gone . . .

My how things have changed. I was a fan of Crazyhorse for a long while but I haven't been back for more than a few months. The girls working the day shift were…

Hungry I

San Francisco, California

Things change again

For a while the Hungry I was a regular stop in for me. I got to know the staff and a handful of dancers. This made it a funny easy going club for…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not good

I went to this place two months ago and to say that I hate it would be an understatement. First of all they offer a complementary shuttle but when I try to give…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Visit

The club has been describe many times before so I'll skip that part.. I arrived around 8:40 pm and there was a fairly decent crowd there. I did manage to get a…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

This place is unbelievable . . .

Scores Columbus is truly one of a kind. I went in on a Friday night around 10pm. Decent number of girls working. Some of them were actually good looking. Talked to…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

comparison review

I visited this club in July so I will compare it to Derrières and The Masters and Greenville SC clubs which I also visited and compare July To September visits which is when I usually…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

visited multiple nights

I visited this club a few nights during the week in July plus a couple other clubs in the area. I'm going to compare this club to others and to July versus September when…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

The money goes far at this titty bar

I went on a Tuesday evening around 8 before the holiday. I sat down and had some beers and they had about 7 dancers. 4 white, an asian, a blk girl and a mixed girl.…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Cool Club

Stopped in on a Saturday evening because I was in the area. It was free to park and a 5 dollar entrance fee. I walked in and sat at the bar. I ordered a heineken,…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

multiple visits

I've been visiting this small all nude club for years. I do not like the high cover charge $20 or $25 but they make up for that by allowing you to bring in your…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Times Square Go-To

I was in midtown last week on business and had Friday afternoon free before heading to LaGuardia and back to Florida, so decided to sample the pleasures at Flashdancers in Times Square, just a short…

Body Language

Louisville, Kentucky

Disappointing for a Saturday

This was my first visit to Diamonds during the evening hours, I have always had a good time with their day shift. I had heard that they had a lot of new, young, hot…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Yes you mileage may vary

Paid $10 cover. The layout of this club leaves much to be desired. The regular lap dance area is directly to the right of the entrance. There were two security guys lurking there.…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

First time

I just visited Fantasies for the first time with some buddies this past Friday. $10 cover for each of us was a pleasant surprise for a strip club on a Friday night. There was a…

Charlie's Angels

Toledo, Ohio

2nd Visit

Was in Toledo and decided to give the local Deja Vu another visit. It was late afternoon and not very busy 3 - 4 girls working and maybe twice as many customers. No knockouts but…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Pricey But A Good Time

I went to Diamond at about 2:00am on a Friday night. The line was long and took about 15-20 minutes to get in. The door staff and bouncers inside were friendly and smiled, introduced themselves.…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

third time was not a charm

This place is definitely a notch or two down from the Spearmint Rhinos of the world. It's a pretty ratty old-school club with a few couches against one wall, but most of the seating is…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Was in new york for work and was out in midtown for drinks--at at least two bars we were at the bat tender gave us free passes to spahhires---so observation number one--you do not have to pay to get in this club (entry passes are everywhere you look in ne

Was in new york for work and was out in midtown for drinks--at at least two bars we were at the bat tender gave us free passes to spahhires---so observation number one--you do not have…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Visited Peyton's again - and glad I did!

This was the best Friday afternoon visit I've had. The place was fairly busy, and one of my old favorite dancers is back - Melissa - and she recognized me and welcomed me lovingly. Also…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Dancer was too busy

My buddy and I arrived about 1:30. The club was surprisingly quiet for a cool Detroit Friday afternoon. We sat down at one of the stageside tables, ordered drinks and lunch while…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Easy going joint.

I've been to VIPs many times over the past few years. What I like the most about this place is how easy going the club atmosphere and the staff is. The place is located at a…

Tijuana

Uber style transportation from Los Angeles to TJ Mexico Round Trip $120 Per pers

Uber style transportation from Los Angeles to TJ Mexico Round Trip $120 Per person. Over night accommodation Rosarito Beach House $150 per night 3 bed room. Hitting up the Redlight District inTJ Adelitas and Hong Kong. Security escort by our…

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Most famous customer you've seen in a strip club?

Actually witnessed yourself, not just second hand info. I have seen two players for the Atlanta Falcons and Nick Nolte.

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GFE escort without sex

Hi, do people actually hire escorts for GFE without sex? I always thought you hire escort for sex and the GFE would cost extra. But can you do it the other way? How much would that cost…

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quick pick of juice and his DS

Quick pick guys, getting ready to pass our with the DS. Figured i would post a quick pick...stories, reviews and articles of my trip to Oregon and seeing my DS coming soon after this weekend trip is finished https://www.instagram.com/p/-5ZLyJtQbg-Bm7pBvNgzrEb1H2IwU_F9H8zJE0/

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Interesting way for club to keep track of dances

From a recent review of Thee Doll House in North Myrtle Beach: “... There is a keypad at the entrance to the private dance area. Each girl enters a PIN when going in and the number of dances are then tracked…

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Eddie Lacy misses curfew night before Packers-Lions game

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/12/04/report-eddie-lacy-alonzo-harris-missed-curfew-on-wednesday/ So let me get this straight: Two guys miss curfew the night before a Thursday night game in Detroit, meaning they were out doing something, later than they should have, that they didn't want to tell anyone about (i.e. a…

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and how does a TUSCL egomaniac get to all these great strip clubs?

I've long noted that many of these places, East of the Mississippi and say in the Upper South and Mid-Atlantic regions, are right at general aviation airports. So here we have, 180hp per side, compression ignition ( dieseling ), engines adapted…

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More sexist ads from back in the day.....

....apparently domestic violence was OK...... http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/536a729eeab8eae514187ab7-1200/chase-and-sanborn-1952-this-ad-makes-light-of-domestic-violence.jpg

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Writing Club Review Q and A

My Question is What is the most important section of a review ?

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A different man saw a different lady with big breasts...

A 50 year old woman decides to give herself a facelift and a boob job for her birthday. She spends $20,000 and feels pretty good about the results. After her recovery, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.…

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Was Wondering

Was wondering if any of you are as big of flakes like me and your taste in women changes almost daily? Or even hourly? I usually go for tall, dark, well-endowed beauties but today it’s Bar Rafaeli. Don’t ask me why…It is just…

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Special snowflake

I think juice is a special snowflake. What say you? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=special+snowflake&defid=8562251

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[TIP] Keeping the Conversation Going

Most of us know the awkwardness of sitting with a dancer while getting to know her and running out of stuff to say (particularly in a first introduction). This may not be an issue with natural conversationalists, but for…

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Does this count as a bikini?

www.microbikiniporn.com/hot-blonde-in-micro-bikini-2/ It definitely counts as brilliant! If only she had sexy freckles! ;)

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Return to TUSCL

Hey guys, I'm back. It is indeed good to be back.

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Kissimmee cop charged after hitting exotic dancer's car in strip club parking lo

I would love to see the surveillance video of this incident. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-bruce-connors-kissimmee-cop-flees-stripper-20151203-story.html

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Rizalman: I went to strip club for music, not to ogle at women

I believe him. I only go to strip clubs for the music too. https://www.malaysiakini.com/news/322189

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Big long fake STRIPPER NAILS.

You know what I'm talking about- those garish painted talons the stripper pokes herself with while grabbing herself or feeling herself up. I get why some women want fake nails- they can enhance a less-attractive hand if done right. But…

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The magic if the lap dance room

Have any of you noticed the magic that happens when you take a dancer back for a lap dance? The other night, I was sitting with one of my ATF's friends. In a previous review, I had described…

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Remember when old ads were sexist?

This was in comic books back when I was 10... https://retrovintagekid.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/h32.jpg

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Holy shit! Did you catch the Lions-Packers game?

Rodgers touchdown...unbelievable! Rodgers touchdown...unbelievable! Rodgers touchdown...unbelievable!

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Too explicit for a review that even gives the dancer's name?

"So we head back for a 45 minute session. She immediately takes my pants down and begins the best bj I've ever had. I spun her around and ran my tongue around her asshole. I put a finger inside her,…

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Moldy implants.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/12/03/Florida-womans-mystery-illness-traced-to-moldy-breast-implants/9591449165196/?spt=hs&or=on

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State authorities seize gentlemen's club in College Station

COLLEGE STATION, Texas - The Texas Comptroller's Office shut down the Silk Stocking Thursday afternoon for failing to pay taxes and fees. Authorities changed the locks to the "gentlemen's club" with a note that read, "The Comptroller of Public Accounts has…

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Something that can drive you bananas

Bananas are going extinct. A fungus is killing crops overseas. How long until it reaches the Americas, no one knows. http://www.news4jax.com/news/disease-could-wipe-out-banana-crop

Tijuana

Risks of TJ Whores

HK and the other clubs in TJ sound like heaven. I hesitate to go because it seems like making out with and fucking those ladies, who themselves make out with and fuck any PL with cash, would get you an…

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How to Get a Stripper to Stop Texting Me

Never happened before... exchanged numbers with a stripper strictly for scheduling purposes. Now I'm always getting text on how's my day, WYD, blah blah... I've ignored most I'd them. Then I said only text if we're gonna fuck,…

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Cameras

There's nothing more annoying than finding out the VIP or lapdance area has cameras. It takes away all the fun. It's the sign of a lame club.

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Does hair color matter to you?

I've had this favorite who is a blond. I saw her last week, and she dyed her hair purple. I was thinking to myself she's a lot more attractive as a blonde even though obviously her body and face is…

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Nuts is leaving on a jet plane......

........soon he will be with his DS http://i0.wp.com/www.brobible.com/wp-content/uploads/files/uploads/images/bro-life/fat-airline_2107136b.jpg?w=650

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NinaBambina, would you like to be a BSLC slut?

Just let me know. I've kicked John Smith's DS to the curb and she's gone back to him. She probably still had vulture jizz on her breath when he kissed her. I share most of my hairless ape girlfriends with…

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Listen up trolls, it's going to be wildebeest time

I come back from planning the glorious cat revolution to see some idiot hairless ape creating troll accounts and insulting a potential BSLC slut. That ranukam idiot better look over his shoulder from now on. Some day he's going to…

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2AMer at Larry's Villa?

LAS VEGAS (FOX5) - A man was injured after a fight and shooting at a Las Vegas strip club Wednesday, police said. Police confirmed a call at 2:50 a.m. at Larry’s Villa, near Rancho Drive and Bonanza Road. According to Lt. David Gordon,…

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Went To See My Girl Last Night

We all like pics, so I'm posting a hot girl in here too. My girl has that kind of body, smoking hot body. She's the shit, last night she just blew my socks off simply by just being so beautiful. I…

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MILU

AKA, My Ignore List Update It grew by two and now stands at 37.

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Santa’s Lap Dance When a stripper goes home for the holidays.

http://www.wweek.com/2015/12/02/santas-lap-dance/

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Follow

How old is too old to be a stripper or a customer? I guess if you can't make it to the stage without assistance, that may be to old.

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Tuscl Reveiws

Sooo when did clubbing go from getting drunk, fuckin a stripper then writing a one paragraph review 3 months later while taking a casual shit at work to this God damn Theses Report ? Some of you guys could take the…

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Rate the blond

Context: ---------- Having a hard time falling asleep tonight – so have been watching some YouTube music vids and me being a child of the 80s that's the kinda music I like most. I like Van Halen though it's not necessarily my fave…

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Texting Three Girls Right Now

It's a busy time for me right now. My three (2 dancers + 1 ex-dancer) friends are texting me right now. I feel so 'busy'. I can't believe each one of these girls have their own way expressing unique style of…

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How strip clubs work

https://youtu.be/uTQ325hAwqA

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Drunk

You should try posting on tuscl in a white suit while drinking lots of wiskey and beer.

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San Bernadino

Get your concealed carry permit and fuck those bitches up

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NinaBambina

Does anyone here actually believe that hoe (oops I mean stripper) when she says she's raking in a lot of money working in Detroit not doing extras? Yeah right! Bitch you know you sucking cock! Don't try to fool anyone here!

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Oldest hoe you've fucked?

Taking a quick break from extinguishing these trolls. How old is the oldest hoe you've fucked? By hoe I mean stripper. All strippers are hoes, don't let anyone try to convince you they're not. Anyways I'm a young buck at 24, the…

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Stripper Snap Chats?

How many of you guys follow or communicate with strippers by snapchat? I follow two local dancers who have posted their SC names on their instagrams. It's an occasionally interesting peek, as both post plenty of pictures of their dogs, one…

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headed to philly

Would sure be nice to bust a load on beautiful face or butt. Is that possible ITC in Philly?

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Detroit - Fishing?

I'm thinking about a trip to Detroit to hit some clubs. Does anyone know if there is quality trout fishing within a short distance of the city? Might as well use multiple poles on the trip.

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Prostitution bust in Norwalk, CT.

NORWALK — Police waged a large scale operation Tuesday night, netting at least 11 arrests at a Norwalk strip club. The Office Cafe, a strip club at 201 Liberty Square, was the target of the raid just after 9 p.m. Charges…

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Ignore last word (i hope)

Does everybody notice or is it just some of us, that the people that publish their ignore lists, seem to be aware of what the folks on their ignore lists are posting, just saying.

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Leaving this Thursdays on a flight to Oregon

Wish me God Speed my fellow Mongers. Im leaving this Thursday to spend the weekend with my DS Pictures and Videos of her below just give me a sec.

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Shortest duration visit for LDs and ITC extras at a club?

When visiting clubs, I usually like to take my time surveying the talent, chatting up the dancers and scouting out/negotiating extras. But sometimes you don't have lots of time and you have a mission. My latest visit to…

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Joke of the day

What is the difference between a dick and a joke? The anti troll no sense of humor members cant take a joke... This means you missionary

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Tuscl has more Trolls than you think....tell us after the link wich one you are

After reading the article in the link below on the 18 different kind of Trolls come back and tell us which one is your favorite, the ones you hate, the ones you are and the ones you can't believe are…

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What TUSCL's Members Have Been Up To

LMN's co-workers: https://forgottenadvertisements.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/fry_girls_red_blue_yellow.jpg I_MN's weekend shopping trip: http://www.vladtv.com/images/size_fs/video_image-415727.jpg Crazyjoe at a wine tasting: http://www.totallylaime.com/assets/ep10-Amanda-Sitko2.jpg Motorhead playing guitar: http://gapersblock.com/transmission/AirGuitarNation.jpg Rockstar666 practicing for his next gig: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/15/article-1366556-0B2F2BC800000578-992_634x423.jpg Missonary getting in trouble at his job: https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/mop.png Juice's idea of fine dining: http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090814-hotdogs2.jpg Dougster tipping a stripper: http://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1166994/size/tl-horizontal_main/18-ways-to-seriously-anger-a-stripper Scat teaching a stripper some new pole tricks: http://i.imgur.com/N05rk5o.jpg When a girl gets ready…

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A True Troll: Ken M

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/24-pics-prove-ken-m-greatest-troll-internet There is no way in hell you can read these without cracking up, well unless you're Juice because he may not get some of them.

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Girlfriend used to work at Sapphire in Vegas. Was she a ho or not a ho that is t

So my live-in girlfriend, after having a few drinks the other night, spilled the beans that she used to be a stripper at Sapphire in Vegas about 10 years ago. She said her dead beat husband gambled away all of…

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So about pursuing a Dancer

I am new here, Ive done a ton of reading, I know you never fall in love with a stripper, they are what they are and they dont give a fu** about you. You're a walking ATM and nothing more. I'd…