sinclair's Review

I revisited Classy Chassy on a Saturday night about 20:45 after not having been to this club since a bad visit back in November 2012. The club had been remodeled at some point over the last three years. A lot of the dated racing memorabilia was gone. I am guessing it was auctioned off. The only remnants of this memorabilia were five race cars hanging upside down from the ceiling. The stage is a couple feet high and sits in the middle right as you enter. There appears to be three dancing positions. To the middle left are two elevated platforms with a few couches each. This is where the $20 lap dances take place. There is no privacy; the whole club can see you getting lap dances on the couches. Inside the far wall are VIP rooms. The VIP rooms offered more privacy, but still have open doorways. The music was mostly modern rock, classic rock, and pop music. The cover charge was $6. A small cup of soda with too much ice was $4.25.

The night shift took the stage at 21:00. There were only eight dancers, and none of them were up to snuff. All were a 6.5 or below, some as bad as 1’s and 2’s. A couple more dancers came in later, but they were more of the same. There would be one dancer on stage at a time, doing a three song set. Here was part of the line-up:

Chantel: older brunette with mole by pussy…5

Layla: ugly porker…1