I let my fav eat crackers in bed....

Lol.

Just never eat pancakes and syrup in bed. I simply detest sticky sheets

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crummy

Why did the pretzel go to the doctor?

Because it was sick and twisted

I went to doctor and told him I have a strawberry stuck up my butt

He said, "I have some cream for that"