OT: KFC Buffet
rickdugan
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OK, so I have to admit that the buffet at my local KFC is a guilty pleasure of mine. I don't go often, for a number of reasons, but when I do I do some damage. In fact, I just hit one for dinner tonight after skipping lunch today and I must have eaten a whole chicken, along with sides of course. I am in a Walmart shitting it out as I type. All I need is a van now and bad ebonics. ;)
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Jack in the Box used to be shit, un-eatable, but today it is actually pretty good.
And I love Taco Bell.
When I'm ready to start my traveling, I will want a Van Conversion / small motorhome. It will be transportation and living for stints at a time. For shaggin' it will be either that or motels.
Rarely though would I cook in the small motorhome. Either fast food, or I'll go to Denny's type places so that I can hit on their waitresses.
Don't get me wrong, I don't plan to live in a motor vehicle really. But I do plan to be making lots of trips. Maybe 50% of the time on the road. Maybe 50% of that road time sleeping in the motor home versus motels.
Motels will be for when I have female company. But I will be trying to redirect that company to the motorhome once they know me better and when I am sure I have a good enough place to park.
By myself I can camp and be very stealthy. But women usually are not good at this. They don't have the requisite discipline.
Not sure how many strip clubs would actually let me use it as my own VIP room in their parking lots. But I do plan to find out.
At some later point in my life I would like to have big motorhomes, but when going around and about everywhere and doing stealth camping, the small one will be better.
These travels will be to expand a business. One of the reasons I won't mind it is cell phones and computers being so good now. I can do what I need to, anywhere. And I think with a hands free cell phone I can conduct lengthy conversations while driving.
I want diesel. I like the entire concept. To me gasoline, requiring throttling by both air and fuel, and then single point spark ignition and rich idle mixtures, seems silly.
Restaurant food usually is not the most healthy. But I don't see this as important unless you eat it all the time. If you do that, oh well, better be getting lots of exercise. Generally I do get this.
SJG
Have You Seen the Saucers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBiMWTzC…
2. BTW KFC ain't got nothin' on Popeyes
And yeah - the quality of KFC is shit these days. Off the top of my head about the only fast-food i kinda like these days is Chipotle and Chick-Fil-A
Amazingly there are still parts of the country where 1 stop light towns only fast food is a KFC and maybe a subway.
It's hard not to get suckered into this shitty fast food now and then. Constant commercials on tv - I get my Sunday newspaper and it's bombarded with coupons to Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King, etc etc and I look at them and think "damn that looks good, but I bet it tastes like shit," then forget about it. 2 months down the road I'm traveling in the middle of nowhere and it's 7pm and I haven't eaten since 9am, and I say "fuck it" and pull into a Burger King as my only other choices were a Taco Bell or an Arby's. After I'm done eating I imagine myself as a belemic while walking to my car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5trpQ3rk…
I cannot stand the taste of any of the fast food places any more. The closest I get now is The Waffle House.
I said, "I'm just here to meet a hooker. Yeah, he should be here by now!"
Once I discovered Popeye's several years ago, I never went to KFC again. Even better is Bojangle's, from Maryland to Kentucky to Florida: www.bojangles.com
I recall when I lived and SCed in Dallas I would OTC hang w/ an AA dancer that used to drive-down from OKC and she once took me to a soul-food place in da hood (Sweet Georgia Brown) and I was hooked – after that one-time that I went w/ her I started going by myself on some weekends and it being a popular place there was often a line anywhere from 5 to 30 minutes long and people would often do a double-take at me being a clean-cut whiteboy by himself and often the only whitey in the place.
We Hispanics cook w/ a lot of flavor and why I thus appreciate and really enjoy black southern cooking - and they would serve huge portions that I could eat from 2 to 3 times.
http://truettsluau.chick-fil-a.com/menu/
In general, it seems like buffets are more common up here than South Florida (where I'm from). The Ark, though; had the best buffet ever. So mad I only went once.