Southside Johnny's
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6400 W Market St Greensboro, NC 27409

I arrived about 10 pm with the expectation that by that time of night, something should be happening

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clamheart
Feb 4, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I arrived about 10 pm with the expectation that by that time of night, something should be happening. Wrong. It was at least 30 mins before anyone danced, and then it turned out there were only 3 girls working. A fourth did show up about 11.

Admission was $16 unless I didn't count my change right. There were 5 other PLs there with me, and the girls!! Three are definitely the plus-size set, and one is plus-plus with the wildest ugly hair, a yellow mop. Taylor and Sasha are white and large, and I can't remember Ms Mophead who is white and very large and can only appeal to special interests. The last girl is Barbie, a tall thin black with blond highlights who is fairly pretty and very frisky as the last reviewer obviously discovered. I have known Barbie for quite a while and if she hadn't been there I would have been gone.

Sasha has no personality, doesn't react to anything, and doesn't bother thanking you for tips, even when there are only three guys tipping. Alas. At least the other two were friendly, and of course Barbie. I was really put off by the very long breaks after each set of 4 dancers doing their two song sets. It was incredibly boring but I guess with only 4 girls and a couple tippers, the dj didn't give a shit how long he made the breaks.

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