Most Blatant SS
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I estimate that 90% of what comes out of a stripper's mouth is either a lie or sperm (if she doesn't swallow).
That being said, which is the more blatant of SS:
1. Something along the lines of "Wow, you have a big dick."
Or
2. Something along the lines of "I prefer a guy that isn't big but knows how to use it."
That being said, which is the more blatant of SS:
1. Something along the lines of "Wow, you have a big dick."
Or
2. Something along the lines of "I prefer a guy that isn't big but knows how to use it."
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Depends.
The other type may be far less attractive, but we get along so well on a personal level that I don't care. Conversations aren't about how good looking I am or anything like that; we talk about ideas and philosophies. Sometimes sexual, sometimes not. This type is usually pretty hones because it's not about flattery, OTC or upselling what I know isn't on the menu.
I tend to avoid the worst of the bullshitters no matter how beautiful they are. Sometimes I'm fooled though...like my last CF who promised lots of OTC but never managed to step up to the plate. This is actually pretty common, so the newbies need to be aware of it and not get strung along. Even as a veteran I was fooled by this dancer, albeit for only a very short time, so the rookies really need to be aware or they'll spend $$$$ on a dancer who is only soaking them for money.
Amazingly I've heard this excuse 3 times from 3 different strippers.
The second time I heard this I responded with "that's okay I wouldn't have answered anyway."
it depends on whether you are using American standard inches or the non-standard measurement used by those limp dick klowns (LDK) in europastan
Exactly. Over time I have developed a mental ignore reflex when it comes to this type of SS. I just don't care. I'm not so fixated over one particular girl that I spend any time chewing over goofy phone loss excuses or obvious over the top flattery, among other things. Either she is available for what I want that night or she isn't. If not, another option is plucked off the bench.
Well - obviously you're not a stud in the $350k and up group, thus you get what you get - "don't be so gullible McFly"
A. My dick.
1. Are you married? "No"
2. Have you ever done this with any other strippers here before? "No" even though I've fucked 8 different strippers at the club who just happen to not be working that night.
3. I've never seen you here before. "I'm here on business" - semi-true - but this club was 2 hours out of my way - but I have fun there.
"I never know where I'm going to stay each night"
When her cellphone keeps ringing: "It's my mother babysitting my kid."
"I have the cheapest CR prices in the club."
My PL BS:
"I don't come to these clubs often."
"I was married once, but we divorced a while ago."
"I'll get a dance from you later, I just want to relax a bit first."
Although last night at Scarlett's, there was a Cuban who I could tell would not go away and clear the stool for someone I wanted until I told her "Look, you're not my type. You want to make money, I want to buy dances. But you're not going to make any money from me." A rare moment of truth between stripper and custie.