If you are not a regular.........

Went in Tuesday about 6pm. 7 dancers, none over a 6. They seem to migrate towards regulars. So this club has private dances but the girls game is buy me drinks or tip me on stage. The drinks for girls are of course way overpriced. I was approached by a big butt ok looking white female. She asked for a drink to talk and I said I would rather pay for her to dance in my lap. Dance was $40 A song and hit the top 5 worse dance ever list.

The private chair is behind a curtain in a small area. No room to move. She was like dead weight on my lap. When my dick does not get hard during a lap dance, you really suck. She kept saying when she drinks she gets more frisky. I finished up and went to the stage where two fluffy girls were dancing, I saw one stock shifting while she was dancing in the guys lap. All that was for a dollar so I sat down. She got to a rubbed my dick as she swung around to grind on my lap and that's when I smelled it. P-FUNK. I left and prob will not return.