The Mother of all Reviews by guess who?

shadowcat, as you said, clearly a club ad LOL!

Papi, when are you gonna publish a book dude?

not san jose fag

Review and Article credit at the same damn time LMFAO

I need to do a review to get my VIP back to read it, but Papi should have the Papi Chulo guide to clubs and instead of rating it with stars he rates is out of big asses.

Hell with the book, when is the Cliffs Notes version due?

Papi is TUSCL's Homer, except, obviously not blind as Homer was :-))

Papi's collected reviews are his Odyssey, Homer's epic, and represent Papi's 10-year struggle to visit every major SC and black dive club in America.

Carry on and good luck, AK

I've been trying not to go because I hate with a passion that Atlanta Traffic but damn man...reading this review got me dying to change my shorts and bust three nuts on a full day shift

Only at follies...damn dude...lucky bastardized LMFAO

The review was actually a bit over 9,000 words (so it really wasn't that long)

TL;DR :)

Papi thinks 9,000 words is nothing lol...boss....lol

Words are Hard

11 paragraphs start with the word "anyway."

I was a young man when I started reading Papi's review. I aged at least 13 years at the end of it. :)

@grand1511 still you read all 693 paragraphs. @ Papi FART ; )

Not War & Peace, but a take off on Moby Dick.. Papi Dick