The Mother of all Reviews by guess who?

13 comments

• HungryGiraffe

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  7 years ago

  shadowcat, as you said, clearly a club ad LOL!
  
  Papi, when are you gonna publish a book dude?
• ime

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  7 years ago

  not san jose fag
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Review and Article credit at the same damn time LMFAO
• ime

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  7 years ago

  I need to do a review to get my VIP back to read it, but Papi should have the Papi Chulo guide to clubs and instead of rating it with stars he rates is out of big asses.
• Alter_Kocker96

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  7 years ago

  Hell with the book, when is the Cliffs Notes version due?
  
  Papi is TUSCL's Homer, except, obviously not blind as Homer was :-))
  
  Papi's collected reviews are his Odyssey, Homer's epic, and represent Papi's 10-year struggle to visit every major SC and black dive club in America.
  
  Carry on and good luck, AK
  
  
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  I've been trying not to go because I hate with a passion that Atlanta Traffic but damn man...reading this review got me dying to change my shorts and bust three nuts on a full day shift
  
  Only at follies...damn dude...lucky bastardized LMFAO
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  The review was actually a bit over 9,000 words (so it really wasn't that long)
• jackslash

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  7 years ago

  TL;DR :)
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Papi thinks 9,000 words is nothing lol...boss....lol
  
  
  Words are Hard
• grand1511

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  7 years ago

  11 paragraphs start with the word "anyway."
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  I was a young man when I started reading Papi's review. I aged at least 13 years at the end of it. :)
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  @grand1511 still you read all 693 paragraphs.
  @ Papi FART ; )
• bubba267

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  7 years ago

  Not War & Peace, but a take off on Moby Dick.. Papi Dick