Sinsaysionals
Closed
9605 Lanham Severn Rd Lanham, MD 20706

I agree with everyone else... this club is pitiful.

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Agent_Zero
Aug 11, 2017, 11:44 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I agree with everyone else who has reviewed this club the past six months. This place is pitiful. This was a sad night for me. I knew this club was pitiful, but I decided to come out a little before 10pm on Friday night only because Fancy was asking me to come out and show her some love. When I got to the door, I just waltzed on in. No security on duty, no cashier behind the window, nothing. But hey, I'm happy keeping my ca$h. Their loss. Most of the staff here at Sinsaysionals went back to Fuego once they heard the place re-opened. Lol and Smh. They scurried like alley rats, I guess. But they forgot to keep staff at THIS place. Lmao. I guess this is the first "self-serve" strip club.

As I enter there are only six guys and five dancers! A shame! Fancy got my attention though. I didn’t see her initially as my eyes were still adjusting to the interior of the club. As I was about to sit, Will (the Manager) noticed me and took me back up front for the pat down and to pay the cover. Smh. The cover was $20 at 9:45pm! I wasn’t happy about this, but I didn’t bother to offer a dispute. I was thinking to myself “Fuck it.”

I was going to dance with Fancy but some other guy got a hold of her first and they started dancing. I waited around over half an hour or so for her to return but at that point I just couldn’t take it no more! I asked the bouncer “where are all the fucking strippers?” He says "We’re waiting for them to show up." That was the last straw! I listened to one last song and Fancy was still with that other guy. So I went home to go watch the re-runs of Good Times and eat Ice Cream. Ridiculous.

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I agree with everyone else... this club is pitiful.