You can walk out without a headache

Maximus Club

Austin, TX

This was my ninth or tenth visit to LS - I've been there plenty of times where all the dancers were below 3's and I've had to just down my beer and leave, but lately…

Down In Texas Saloon

Austin, TX

Drove by tonight thinking I might stop in - hadn't been to Down in Texas yet and was looking for something different and with the smallest super bowl crowd possible. Down in Texas Saloon definitely…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, OK

I try to hit up Night Trips every time I'm in Tulsa. I'm from Texas and am used to having a good selection of strip clubs but wish Night Trips was in my hometown. Every…

The location of this club is very convenient with easy parking. The staff were nice. The club is kinda small and it looks okay inside. Cover charge was 8$ the night I visited and I…

I live close to Expose and Palazio. I usually head to Palazio because I feel like there's more competition for my money there, but occasionally head to Expose for a change of scenery. Expose is…

I went there on a Saturday early afternoon before catching a flight home. It is on South congress so easy to get to. Inside the club was pretty dark and pretty empty.…

There is 1 girl ask me to sit with her, she asked for a drink. I bought a shot for her. After finished the drink, she said she want to show gratitude for buying her…