Becoming a Stripper

Wait!?! Are you giving up the lawn mowing job to become a stripper? Let me know how that goes.

I'm taking the plunge.

I have a stripper body. It's buried in my back yard.

I found this article to be one of the best and most realistic I've seen. Lots of good thoughts for girls who don't really know how to go about it.

"I rarely recommend giving out a phone number."

found this funny--because we all know that many strippers do this

"Stay off your phone. It's just bad salesmanship"

one time, long ago, i met this HOT latina at one of my local clubs. girl was constantly on her cell phone while sitting with me. it totally ruined the mood. i was gonna buy dances from her if it wasn't for that.

in general, though, i don't see dancers on their phone a lot. i think they realize its not going to help their cause. nothing wrong with checking your a few times, but being on it too much will probably only hurt a strippers chances of making $$