Last night had a lot of Shit going down. This was the most amusing night I've had not watching strippers but other customers.
When I first arrived around midnight I got a set close to the stage so I could tip without climbing over a mountain of chairs or people.
Well to my good fucking fortune a group of fifty year olds come in to party lol. From what I observe it was four couples. So four men and four women. Not that it matters one of the three couples was an extremely sexy couple lol.. the other ones was just your average fifty year old's.
About 1 am the couple's was trashed...I mean ducked up. I was behind them so I had a front row view of the woman dancing and giving their husbands some of the highest floor mileage I've seen since follies lol...usually the club stops this but this time the party keeps going...dude these old bitches started trying to compete with the strippers their husbands was paying for floor dances with lol
So the young girls was floor air dancing topless around this table and the guys then the old bitches start floor dry fucking these old men...dude I liked to have died
Party for them stopped when one of the old bitches thought it was a good idea to climb into her chair and dance lol...yep humpty dumpty came crashing down LMFAO
You guys ever seen shit like this and the club not stop it until some one got hurt ?


At platinum plus one night, I saw a topless female customer walking all around the floor of the club, even going up on the main stage at one point while all the bouncers were hurriedly walking after her. It was like a bunch of slow moving foxes or monkeys chasing a chicken around the club. Lasted a couple of minutes and they finally caught her and escorted her out. Does that count?