Old Guys out on Saturday

Saturday, August 12, 2017 2:32 PM
So I was in Phoenix on a Saturday, and wrangled a brief escape from family stuff which let make my fourth stop at the HiLiter this week (don't judge me)! I stopped in just after noon, the club was slow, maybe 15 or 20 PLs and maybe a dozen dancers. My favorite corner seat next to VIP was taken, so I went for the cheap seats on the main floor. As I scanned the room I realized that almost all customers were sitting solo, and at least 90% had to be 60+ in age. Lots of gray and shiny heads! As I looked over the old crowd, it occurred to me that I'm one of them! The ladies didn't seem to mind, old guys have money, so all was good. I just don't remember ever seeing the entire demographic in the club that "senior" at one time! If any of you old farts were in there today, identify yourself! Especially if you were sitting in my favorite seat! Oh yeah, get off my lawn!

22 comments

Yea, it is fucking wonderful us old farts have a venue where we can go that allows us to spend time with young smoking hot women. Baffling as it is, the older, fatter and fuglier I get the better the talent level I seem to attract. Even if I'm spending the same amount of cash. I don't understand it but just roll with it.
Lone_Wolf
7 years ago
Well I was at Follies today and I still have a full head of brown hair. There were 3 other TUSCLers there today but 2 of them were youngsters. :)
shadowcat
7 years ago
Jealous.
Mate27
7 years ago
Yep, true, but I'm young at heart. Besides, who wants to waste hormones on growing hair? :)
bubba267
7 years ago
i know what yer talkin about azdd. that moment has happened to me too at synn coi and hong kong. hard slap of reality.
Jascoi
7 years ago
and every time i catch my reflection. or a pic with one of my girls.
Jascoi
7 years ago
-->"Well I was at Follies today and I still have a full head of brown hair. There were 3 other TUSCLers there today but 2 of them were youngsters. :)" How do you know who is a tuscler? Do you guys have a set table or something? Waaaaay back in the old days, before the web, we did something like that with a.s.s-c (the first national strip club discussion forum) Anyway, here's to the old guys owning Saturday afternoon. Until it hit 4:30pm and it's time for us to eat dinner
Subraman
7 years ago
4:30 for dinner? Time for bed at 4:30. Lol.
warhawks
7 years ago
Gotta eat early so we can catch Lawrence Welk
bubba267
7 years ago
@subraman "How do you know who is a tuscler? Do you guys have a set table or something?" It's the Shadowcat Memorial Table. I didn't notice when I was there last, but there's probably an engraved plaque on it somewhere.
joc13
7 years ago
Damn. We were there at the same time. How about that 350+ lb dude in the corner seat who literally whaled Tana the whole time? CP
Chili Palmer
7 years ago
4:30 is when we go for the earlybird dinner special gotta get there before they run out of tapioca pudding for the free dessert.
twentyfive
7 years ago
@subraman "Waaaaay back in the old days, before the web, we did something like that with a.s.s-c (the first national strip club discussion forum)" Dude, we are definitely kindred spirits. I used to get my Usenet feed over dial-up, one of my first public domain programs was a program to assemble and convert the pieces of pictures in [view link] (or was it [view link]), and [view link].escorts kicked off a very interesting 15 years for me.
joc13
7 years ago
CP, that's hilarious! I actually wondered if you were in the house, but it's been so long since we met in person, I don't know if I would recognize you!
azdd
7 years ago
joc13: ha, I spent years perving on the various forums. Did you follow ass-c at all?
Subraman
7 years ago
CP...You will see the big fella in that same corner with Tanna regularly when he is town. She will usually hold that seat for him before opening when he has contacted her. The floor guys will even hold it for her at times until he arrives, as tips them well. He is a major portion of her regular income, so she is on lockdown for the 2/3 hours he is there. She makes high VIP money and doesn't have to leave that corner. Thankfully, he travels a lot, so we get a shot with her the other 90% of the time. I think that keeps her rates out of the GPS range.
etsutwigg222
7 years ago
Subraman: I'm sure I did, but in those days the time I spent in SCs was entertaining clients or coworkers. The fact that we were in groups meant that we used the clubs primarily for eye candy and getting drunk. When it was necessary to get a client or a coworker (typically a visiting executive, or staff member needing a reward and not senior enough for the normal bonus system) some sexual attention, I turned to what I learned thru a.s.e. I set up hookers for others several times before I indulged in one myself. Kicked off a 15 year run ending in my 2nd and final attempt at the "12 Lays of Christmas". Took several years off and when I returned I saw a girl that supposedly had a great GFE reputation and apparently the break removed the blinders I had developed, because it wasn't very GF like at all. Thus, my new found hobby of chasing OTC and SA girls and my relatively short membership in TUSCL and interest in the info TUSCL has to offer.
joc13
7 years ago
@azdd: Same here. The problem with the two us together is we both have the same targets in mind, so we'd have to arm wrestle to see who gets what. @estutwigg222: I don't begrudge him his status with Tana, especially if he helps keep her rates down. She's never asked me for a specific number, and never counts what I give her in front of me, and seems happy with what I give her, so my times with her are always fun. I had at least 5 other regular rotation dances there, so I definitely didn't need to wait my turn. CP
Chili Palmer
7 years ago
Funny story about Tanna, I was in that corner one day last week, and she was standing right in front of me, facing away from me and talking to a dancer that was seated next to me. I spent several songs admiring her near-perfect ass, but needed to leave. I tapped her on the hip and she turned and said "I'm sorry am I blocking your view?", to which I replied "absolutely not" with a big grin, tipped her and headed out the door!
azdd
7 years ago
Is hi liter still as fun as usual? I miss the blow job queen.
JohnSmith69
7 years ago
@JohnSmith69: Yes it is. Cannot think of the last time I left disappointed. Some new and returning talent coming in makes it particularly fun. Got to get in as much action as possible before the snowbirds come back and clog up the good spots (and dancers) in the club. CP
Chili Palmer
7 years ago
JS - it still is. I saw the blow job queens best friend last night although I did not take her to VIP. She asked where you've been.
rh48hr
7 years ago
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