Praying before you go inside the club

I pray for happiness, health, and prosperity. I hope I win it big so I don't have to work anymore but with my luck, I might win a lottery right before our government defaults on the debt and makes the money worthless.
I made an investment in the stock market a few days ago thinking, Trump is on vacation, the market should be calm for a week or so like it has been. Nooooo. Trump had to stir it all up and crash my stock. I'm sol because I doubt the stock I'm in is going back to where it was anytime soon.

I am thankful when I am blessed with enough spare cash for a visit. I give thanks for my couple hundred. I thank God. I thank my hard work. I do pray the joy from the SC trip will give me the strength to keep trying, to keep improving myself, and improving the life for my wife and me.

I also pray that I won't get robbed by a dancer, mugged on the way, or drugged by a dancer. Or a did for a while a couple years ago. I know it's a rough world.

I pray my favorite girl is there, that the annoying girl that can't take no for an answer is not, that I can find a seat at the bar, and that there's a couple of real jerks in the club to hold the bouncer's attention while I feel up whatever hottie I have dancing for me.

Prays da lawerd

And jebus christo

Most of us pray SJG doesn't post a mile long diatribe about Southern California politicians.

Praise be to all, strippers and patrons alike. Good people abide by the golden rule. Thanks for the remembrance.

I pray for 18 yo redheads.

I pray the condom doesn't break & I don't get a std

LMFAO brilliant points gentleman LMFAO