WTF? Bahaha! Gives new meaning to busting a nut. Always heard of milking a coconut but never the coconut milking you... Guess he was making a penis colada... Ok sorry, lost control there.
Whenever I want to get off I simply take it out and fuck it in its delightfully tight hole made better each time by accumulating volumes of my semen and butter acting as a lubricant. It’s heaven.’
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last commentWTF? Bahaha! Gives new meaning to busting a nut. Always heard of milking a coconut but never the coconut milking you... Guess he was making a penis colada... Ok sorry, lost control there.
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Ok one more... You put your dick in the coconut and fill it all up... If you know the song...
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TMI
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That sounds like solid advice. My dad forgot to pass that one on to me.
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I'm off to the pantry right now to dispose of all of my coconuts. :D
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I dunno. Where else can you get a choice of hairy or shaved bush in the fruit/vegetable world.... ;-D
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This topic got way out of hand over on Reddit
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Experimenting once ok. But to keep fucking the coconut with your jizz in it is absolutely disgusting.
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His mistake was not spraying his dick with Raid before and after nutting in the nut.
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I don't even had a penis and I feel traumatized. Ugh. :/
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Whenever I want to get off I simply take it out and fuck it in its delightfully tight hole made better each time by accumulating volumes of my semen and butter acting as a lubricant. It’s heaven.’
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If you want to fuck a coconut use a new coconut each time. It's the brilliant way!
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