Do nor put your dick in a coconut. :)

WTF? Bahaha! Gives new meaning to busting a nut. Always heard of milking a coconut but never the coconut milking you... Guess he was making a penis colada... Ok sorry, lost control there.

Ok one more... You put your dick in the coconut and fill it all up... If you know the song...

TMI

That sounds like solid advice. My dad forgot to pass that one on to me.

I'm off to the pantry right now to dispose of all of my coconuts. :D

I dunno. Where else can you get a choice of hairy or shaved bush in the fruit/vegetable world.... ;-D

This topic got way out of hand over on Reddit

Experimenting once ok. But to keep fucking the coconut with your jizz in it is absolutely disgusting.

His mistake was not spraying his dick with Raid before and after nutting in the nut.

I don't even had a penis and I feel traumatized. Ugh. :/

Whenever I want to get off I simply take it out and fuck it in its delightfully tight hole made better each time by accumulating volumes of my semen and butter acting as a lubricant. It’s heaven.’

If you want to fuck a coconut use a new coconut each time. It's the brilliant way!