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Shailynn & Juice Rap Collaboration

shailynn

They never tell you what you need to know.

When I'm not busy cleaning cum off my keyboard and Juice isn't shot gunning cans of Four Loko in a Country Buffet parking lot, we occasionally collaborate for rap songs.

Here's our latestest piece of work, a take on Jay-Zs "I've got 99 problems... but a bitch ain't 1." Just to let you know I'm Juice's Ghost writer (off the record of course)


Song title: 99 PIZZAS

If you're having fat problems I feel bad for you son

I've got 99 pizzas and I'll eat every one

I each chackin and ribs all god damn day

I'll put you out of business at the Chinese buffet

After I eat, I sit on the toilet bowl, and bust it it apart with my fat asshole

So if you're having fat problems I feel bad for you son

I've got 99 pizzas and I'll eat every one