Shailynn & Juice Rap Collaboration

When I'm not busy cleaning cum off my keyboard and Juice isn't shot gunning cans of Four Loko in a Country Buffet parking lot, we occasionally collaborate for rap songs.

Here's our latestest piece of work, a take on Jay-Zs "I've got 99 problems... but a bitch ain't 1." Just to let you know I'm Juice's Ghost writer (off the record of course)


Song title: 99 PIZZAS

If you're having fat problems I feel bad for you son

I've got 99 pizzas and I'll eat every one

I each chackin and ribs all god damn day

I'll put you out of business at the Chinese buffet

After I eat, I sit on the toilet bowl, and bust it it apart with my fat asshole

So if you're having fat problems I feel bad for you son

I've got 99 pizzas and I'll eat every one