Lowest Mileage And Boring.

First off I forgot that San Antonio is a pasties city. I can’t knock the club for that but the girls might as well just wear a bikini top since the pasties cover pretty much the entire boob. I was in town for business and didn’t want to bother with a drive up to Austin.

I went in late afternoon and found a rotation of about 8 girls going between the stages. There was one blonde who really caught my eye but as soon as she was done on stage she b-lined it right to a table with a guy and never left. She was at the table the entire time I was there just drinking beers with the guy. I gave up on her and waited for the next one that was my type. I ended up getting dances from 3 girls and none of them were any good. The first one, she left her top on and barely touched me. She was a skinny half Hispanic girl who looked great but just didn’t give me any kind of vibe that she was into the dance. Second was a full Hispanic girl with great tits. She took her top off and I enjoyed 3 dances with her with no 2 way touching but plenty of rubbing. Last was a chubby white girl with lots of tattoos who had great tits but from the get go told me to keep my hands to my side and no touching at all. Meanwhile the guy next to me is going to down rubbing up the girl dancing on his lap. I ended at 2 dances and gave her the money for the dances plus another $20 for a tip (because I’m a nice guy.. or just an idiot) and sat back down at my table disappointed. Not even 5 minutes later she came and sat next to me asking if she could give me more dances because “this other guy is a creep and has been asking me for dances all night, and I really liked the dance with you”. Bullshit. It’s because I actually tip and I’m obviously a sucker. I told her I had to go, took a leak in the bathroom (which was clean and actually pretty nice if it’s any consolation) and headed out the door.

I wish I went to another club or two while I was there but the pastie thing just doesn’t do it for me. If you are the same as me and happen to find yourself in San Antonio, be prepared for disappointment. Maybe check out backpage instead.