Shakers
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295 Hoboken Rd Carlstadt, NJ 07072

Missed The Mark Tonight.

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millsy
Apr 6, 2018, 4:05 PM
Dancers
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Upon entry stage is literally footsteps in front of you. Bar and stage area so big little space to maneuver around with other patrons. Music was loud as hell. And bright. Place could benefit from dimming a bit. So half the place is the stage and bar where 95% of us were. The other half is a seating area for what I do not know but shame so much space is not utilized. Ordered a jd for 9 bucks. Promptly greeted by a Uzbek girl. More than 10 on duty varying in many flavors.

Agreed to a lp which quite frankly was a joke. The area itself is small with a long sofa. So im sitting down nearly touching elbows with this dude in a well lit place and mechanical dance for 20 bucks. Oh with a bouncer feet away in your face. I would hope the girl had used better judgement next time and wait rather than bull rush the room and make other dudes move over. So transactional and pathetic. Paid and left shaking my head.

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