FKK TOUR service my experience

Now we have FKK clubs dropping ads here? Lol

I’m kidding, if you notice this poster has been a member here for over 7 years.

Thanks for posting this, I didnt even realize such a service was offered. $200 a day included the hotel room too? How would you rate the hotel? Super 8, Hampton Inn, Marriott or Renaissance?

How many guys were in your group and of that how many were Americans/Canadians?

How many clubs would you visit a day?

How many days did you stay?

Do you wish you would have stayed longer or was the amount you stayed enough?

Which was your favorite club?

Other than the women, what was your favorite feature of one of the clubs?

I’m envious. I’d love to take one of these trips some day.

I get why you would want a service but I’d fly solo. Besides the fact that I would feel unbelievably pathetic driving around in a bus/van/whatever with a bunch of other fat middle aged men looking for love from sex workers, I enjoy travel. The steps you identify as such a hassle are second nature to me.

^^^ who ever said all those guys were fat middle aged men? Shit, Juice, Ricky D and I go over to that bitch and those hoes in the FKK clubs be payin’ us to smash their pussies!!!!!!

I suppose the cost of a guided tour of FKK clubs would be worth it to some people. However, when I visit Europe I want to see historical and cultural sites. If there are FKK clubs nearby I can find them on my own. And I know how to pay prostitutes for sex.

^^^ are you gonna bring computer screen cleaner over there as a form of currency?

I'll try and answer as asked in that order

First off, the group is in no way a bunch of fat old sex travelers, the are mainly upper end business men and professionals, after all who else has the cash to go with a upgraded group, the fat slopes go alone as you can see their the loners you don't want to associate with if that makes sense, plus the weirder they are the more alone they are. OK Don't ya hate it when people ASSUME?

Thanks for posting this, I didnt even realize such a service was offered. $200 a day included the hotel room too? How would you rate the hotel? Super 8, Hampton Inn, Marriott or Renaissance? Basic hotel, modern clean, free wifi AC more towards Red Roof

How many guys were in your group and of that how many were Americans/Canadians?
Almost all American and some Canadians, few Japaneses, some Asians but as stated most are executives an professionals
depending on the month I've gone from 3 to 8 guys with average 5

How many clubs would you visit a day?
They hit one club and have a second back up club if that club guys can't find what they like

How many days did you stay?
I did 6 to start but now do 8-10

Do you wish you would have stayed longer or was the amount you stayed enough?
Takes one day to adjust but the time flies so 6 days is barely enough I would minimum 8 days to get to enjoy it without rushing

Which was your favorite club?
All of them Sharks but it's almost too commercial with lots of operators. I don't want to say my favorite because every TOM, DICK and HARRY with fuck it up for me, sorry. Don't want all those "fat middle aged men looking for love from sex workers" some guys are so worried about screwing up a good thing

Other than the women, what was your favorite feature of one of the clubs?
Safe, decent cost 50e 30 minutes DFK, the food, when you automatically get introduced to all the women by your company your part of a party, it's amazing the way it works

Finally please don't assume something especially if you've never been. I agree some people are better off going alone and you see guys like that wandering around the club. We feel the same we don't want to be associated with some of the fat middle aged men looking for love from sex workers, who do stand out like a sore thumb

Oh and the group travels in unmarked vehicles and does not stand out. The website has photos of the actual girls and interiors of the clubs

COST
Entry ranges from 35 -70 Euros depending on the club
usually high roller guys I met do several hours 100e an hour they get upscale service for doing so
As a normal thin in my 50's average looking guy I look for 2 quality sessions a day and prefer more time than more pops
so I spend 100-150 a session. so 250 - 350 is the average I spend a day

While the law changed your guide will show you how to avoid the Cbj at all the clubs so bbbj is standard

Oh and part of it is also stops at sight seeing the major stuff and stuff not known to local tourists, with the guides endless decades of experience we have him take us to roadside pay sex stuff, pick up bars along the autobahn, red light districts which are all over if you know where they are and some odd ball stuff. Mornings the guide makes it a point to show the guys the locals bakeries for coffee and stuff. They also do souvenir stops and have an in with a stein factory. So you won't just see clubs.

I'm gonna ask londonguy to be my travel guide/monger buddy when I am ready to bust my FKK cherry :)

Visiting an FKK Club is on my bucket list. Probably wait a few years until I'm 60 and more flush with cash. The cost seems phenomenal, a bargain by mongering standards. My biggest issue right now would be spending upwards of $1,200 on a flight to Frankfurt when I can spend less than $300 on a flight to San Diego and have a great time in Tijuana, granted not quite the relaxed atmosphere that FKK Clubs seem to offer.

I have a question : Are the girls working in FKKs pure German Blond , White , Blue eyes ??? I don't wanna go and to find out this places only have Romanians or some other eastern European or middle eastern girls and not German. What was the most common race of girls on those whorehouses ???

Very helpful details.

This is a bit off topic but I wonder if countries that have legalized and regulated prostitution (i.e., Germany's FKK clubs) have more or less sex trafficking than countries (like the US) that continue to try to criminalize pay for play sex between consenting adults?

I sort of doubt "upper end professionals" would be happy in the kind of accommodations you're talking about.

But this is really no different than any other guided vacation. Some people want/need it, others are fine experiencing it on their own. I've traveled both ways, either one can suck but I prefer to to do it on my own.

What's interesting is how much money some of these women make. Whether that income goes to someone else or not is unknown. From a few years of taking part of the FKK club scene I've met my share of women who are very well off and who live a good life, have several horses, expensive pets, travel all the time to exotic places, own homes, apartment buildings, businesses etc. They invest their income well and many have higher levels of education. The fact is many of the nicer cars in the parking lot at the clubs belong to the working women. Some have Harleys, BMW's and Mercedes Benz. I was introduced by a guide to lifetime working woman who owns a nice home, relationship and normal life outside the clubs. Goes on vacation serveral times a year. My point is the business provides a better life for some women not like women that end up working as cleaning staff at hotels or higher end residences cleaning toilets.

I'm sure trafficing takes place as it does everywhere and pimps do exist. However from actually meeting so many of these women it appears the business helps more people than it harms. The other thing I noticed was common reason so many get involved. They get knocked up and the man splits leaving them to raise a child alone. No longer saving themselves for true love or marriage they use sex to make a living to support that child, an activity that got them into this financial mess. So many have children which are their motive for working so hard. Having clubs offers everyone involved some protection and safety being in a legal facility. Staff profits from the upkeep as well as the big earners the women.

Are the girls working in FKKs pure German Blond , White , Blue eyes ???
NO, most are not. However you still can find the German blond. Romania has taken over as the new work force in the EU. It's obvious when you visit a club. I was told a decade ago things were a bit different and there were more blond blue eyed women from Germany, Russia and Poland. However that being said there are many Light eyed Romanian women at the clubs some with blue eyes as the result of Romania being invaded over the centuries by so many countries so a Romanian look can be very diverse.

I was once told the problem is not Romanians but "finding the good women among them". Which is true, while many don't offer great service there are some which do. But then that's anywhere this business takes place. There are clubs which management limits the nationalities which can work there. They want customers to have a diversity thus you notice the groups of Pols, Germans Moldovians and Romanians which due to language often group together. "The Most common nationality today is in fact Romanian which often includes Moldovian"

The recent German law changes also included law to make it harder for pimps and criminals to own clubs. Women now have options by which there are support groups and phone numbers to call when approached by pimps or forced to do something they don't freely want to do. So Germany is making an effort to support the women.

While some say the women pay the same price to work at the clubs as men this is not always true. Some women are responsibile for room and board plus taxes which was about 21 euros a day. Lets not forget on days when the customer pays a reduced rate for say Happy hour or discount day the women still pay the normal "Higher rate" so take that into consideration when sharing info.

Hey I did the Mexico border thing for years before I found Germany, its's not bad and I had some great times, the clubs in TJ were nice (nothing compared to Germany) when I was doing it. The escort scene was even better and closer to the Germany experience (with the women not being so attractive as Germany or diverse).

I also did Nevada for years back in the day (A joke to many) because the cost per what you get is not usually worth the effort. If you look into the new age discount airlines like Wow-air etc. I think the Tour website has a page on this you can find much lower airfares.
The airfare is a deciding factor for many because when I figure my pussy per dollar cost that figures in. Like Thailand where it's supposed to be cheaper you deal with high airfares and the worse jet lag on the planet. OK enoguh babbling hope this answered your questions. thanks for listening

^^Good info, Traveltime. TUSCL provides such a wealth of data, makes me wonder how we discovered these endeavors before the Internet.

"I sort of doubt "upper end professionals" would be happy in the kind of accommodations you're talking about."

Actually I ASSUMED the same, however as stated people are offered the option to upgrade from clean and basic to luxory. The result was after upgrading to a 4-5 star top of the line hotel for an upgrade fee even guys with millions at their disposal opted to go back to the basic. I found this out from talking to some of the other guests.

Rich people don't always want to spend needlessly. The fact is you spend very little time in the room. Are you going to travel 10,000 miles and spend several thousands of dollars to get to Germany to spend most of your time in a room?

I look at it this way, 90% of the time at the hotel I was sleeping, they have free Wifi so the other hour I was in the shower, shiter and checking email etc. Ok for the fat old guys (we all joke about) who only bang once a day and have no interest in watching totally naked women all day I can understand (no I can't :)) prefering a book or a movie after sex. Assuming again :) but the point was it's a waste, the group had this discussion before and voted it out.

However at the onset of this thread a few guys stated something like: "it's not worth it" so this is sort of a odd comment to make now if one is counting your pennies.

REALITY: Your first day on tour you go straight to a club, there you shower, get freshened up, eat, drink and knock off that first blow job. I've found going to the hotel first you pass out and miss a day only to repeat the jet lag the next day. Remember each day counts as another cost) You get back to the hotel around 10-11pm and you pass out. Wake around 8am, usually due to time difference you wake up earlier anyway. Have some coffee and a snack and off to another club. So where's the point to pay for a five star hotel room when a basic one works fine? Just my two cents.

Again there are those who demand to go in blind with no experience but what they read on the internet. Others go to the Harvard school of FKK and get a week of info direct from guys who get their info first hand from management and staff plus decades of expereince who speak the language fluently.

Sort if like the guy who learns a business by trial and error on his own and the guy who goes to a specialized school and learns from experts with hands on experience.

"I know how to pay a prostitue myself" well this is bit different. Yes there are set rates (50e per 30 minutes) however there are pittfalls. Not all the women are honest and some take advantage of obvious newbies. I got mentored and shown the ropes to ensure everything went smoothly and even my first session was a great one. Many blow a few hundred euros on trial and error. There are key things to ask and tactics involved. Just like strip clubs you get burned a few times till you figure it out or someone shows you. This way it's explained before you get started. Women will pull stunts on guys that you can be guaranteed. Add those mistakes to your costs.

Hey, just joined and came across this thread. I've taken the fkktour about 9 times in the past 7 years and I'm going again in a few months. So, no guessing on my part as I've been to a bunch of clubs over the years. The first thing is cost. It isn't the cheapest; you should figure on around $5 grand to do 8 to 10 days, half of it in flights and tour cost, the other half in entry fees and girls. If you're older like me, the batting average is like 2 sessions a day. If you're young, the kid in a candy store effect will likely boost your girls per day to maybe 4-5.

I like it when there is no logistical planning to do. Been to a bunch of mongering destinations, both in Asia, Central America and Europe, some on my own, others with a guide. Group tours aren't for everyone, so I'm not going to waste everyone's time trying to convince you one way or the other because it's either good for you or not. For me, the biggest thing is the service level from the girls. I have had some of the best sessions of my life in a German fkk.

The girls vary quite a bit. I'm drawn to black hair, brown eyes and olive skin so the Romanians and Bulgarians are right up my alley. However, I have had some good sessions with Polish and Hungarian girls as well as Latvian, Bosnian and even some Asian girls at the clubs. The shelf life of a working girl (wg) is usually short, maybe 5-6 years. They are from early 20s to early 30s for the most part. Don't pass up an older girl just because. Some of them are the best in the room.

I speak a bit of German and could easily go to a few of the clubs on my own, but the convenience of just getting in a car and talking with the guys en route is more relaxing. A lot of them are willing to provide recommendations if they had a good session and I do the same. That way, we collectively find the best ones and essentially pull a train on her! Over the years, I have developed a list of my favorites and I know that another session with that wg will be great.

Bottom line, I will continue to go at least once a year using the tour and add some days either before or after to do other stuff that I want to do. Here in Tucson, there are a few strip clubs and such but I don't bother because I know I'm not getting laid like I have become accustomed to in Germany. We're talking full on, gfe style sex. If you like daty, it's easy to get. BBBJ? Absolutely. How many positions would you like? She'll do them all. We might stay at a club for 8 hours or more. It never gets boring, especially when I can see 50-75 naked women in broad daylight conditions, strolling or lounging around all day long. Food and drink when I want, sex when I want, chill out for the rest of the time with a lot of eye candy. Hell yeah!

Can't wait for my next flight. Hope this helps you guys out.

Camaraderie is the warm feelings of friendship, closeness and loyalty shared among a group of people or a team of people. Camaraderie is a relatively new English word, added in 1840. It comes from the French word, camaraderie, meaning a convivial feeling among comrades. (Not meant that you get too warm and friendly but you get the idea).

Is one of the biggest advantages of taking a tour. FInding friends on the internet is like a box of chocolate, then you're stuck with them. But with the tour you have several to choose from or don't choose at all and be the loner of the bunch. You have options.

I've made a bunch of friends on tour who I communicate with on a regular basis after the trip. We plan and make sure we attend the same tours each year. There's even options to form your own tour with fkktour, pick your clubs, destination or country as well as agend what I want to see with the benefit of a guide to do all the driving, planning and support.

Once had a guy who got sick during the trip so the guide was his support to get to an ER, tranlate (No most people did not speak German at the hospital, it's not a common tourist stop). Took him to get meds and then to the hotel. Now that's serivice. There was another occasion the guide had Anti-biotics for a guy who came down with something, thank god for that. The guide has access to text message directly with several ER doctors and nurses to ask questions and get info. I think some are customers.

Watching the women at the clubs is one of the best things about the FKK Club scene the other is watching the odd balls and newbies who make fools of themselves of which there are plenty. Sadly the internet while it has helped many of us to find other venues it's also attracted the odd balls and weirdos. Even the women will point them out. Remember ther guys who don't have the looks or are just plain strange need love too so the clubs attract them in herds. The walking dead as I call one of them, it's more of a circus at the bigger clubs near the city centers because they're easier to find although not always the best clubs. "Tourist traps". Just because a club is printed on the side of a cab does not mean it's worthy. (The fat old sex travelers don't stand out as much).

Then there are "Sea Monsters" as I learned the terms, the women to watch out for, usually very aggressive but known by the guide to be rip offs or problems. "Land mines". They're not all unattractive either. One thing I noticed in this hobby is the more attractive women usually offer less in terms of service because they don't have to. They get business on looks alone. Thus as the Tucson Guy stated older and less than a 10 women often offer better service because they have to to survive.

Fact is Taxi's make a commission from most of the clubs so they take you or try and convince you to go where they get the biggest kick back. Don't believe me just watch as a new guest gets dropped off and wait, once he pays his entry the taxi driver will come in and hand over his invoice and be given a cash reward. What's it matter? Nothing really because you usually don't pay more. The pitfall is did he take you to a good club?

I agree with lopaw... invite LondonGuy and you set

lopaw "I'm gonna ask londonguy to be my travel guide/monger buddy when I am ready to bust my FKK cherry :)" Lopaw are you female?
If yes " women not allowed at Sharks FKK as well as several others unless you got connections" Good luck

Women guests that is

Idk. I did a quick and dirty Priceline search for hotels (basic level but decently rated) in the area around Sharks FKK and I wouldn't have any problem scoring a basic decently rated hotel for $500 in late April, which is when their next 8 day special for $1699 is being offered.

So conservatively FKKTOUR is grossing $1,200 per head (likely more if they have a good deal with a local hotel) for driving people around in a van, along of course with the cultural interfacing and pro tips.

But ok, to be fair, they could also argue that one would otherwise need a rental car. A search for FRA brings that cost for the trip at about $200.

Again, idk, but the $1,000 that I would keep in my pocket by doing it myself would cover an awful lot of trial and error, nevermind an upgrade to a better hotel. Now I'm not advocating one way or the other. If some guys find it worthwhile to shell out the extra cash for the convenience and other support services then I say go with God, but I'm not sure I would be so inclined. Not only because of the extra money, but also because I would want the freedom to roam at will instead of being stuck on someone else's time table as well as the ability to control my accommodations.

To Rick,

So, I did the math a long time ago and here is what I believe the true cost is in 2018 of a solo trip per day, given that I am not going to Sharks 8 days in a row. The girls would really think you're nuts for doing that anyway. Figure that most of the good clubs and cheaper prices are away from Frankfurt's tourist trap clubs and more towards Cologne, which is 2.5 hours North.

$1,699 8 Days USDollars
$212 per day
1,390 8 Days in Euros
173 Euros per day

60 euros Hotel
35 euros rental car
20 euros fuel (it's crazy expensive in Europe, about $8/gallon equivalent)
115 per day total Cost, not counting the entry fees/girls

No car insurance
Photo radar fines if you mess up

I figure they make a whopping 58 Euros off you per day, as a first time guest. Wow, expensive? I'm more inclined to think it's a bargain. But again, if you feel better by going diy mode, then go for it.

Excuse me Rick? This would'nt be you would it?

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I think you're right you're not material to be with a group, plus your math don't add up :) being silly here. Again assuming things and having never been somewhere some people need to give this some thought. I have heard the FKK clubs have a lady boy now and then so you may be in luck. :)

@Tuscon: Your per day numbers are high. My comparison came from actual quotes from Priceline for the dates provided on the FKKTOURS site. They are grossing substantially more than 58 Euros per day per person, even if they were paying for that quoted rental car anyway (which they are not). They are offering the deal because it is a cheap time of year to travel to Germany. When the hotels go up during busier seasons, so too do their rates.

@TravelTime: You just lost all credibility by regurgitating troll nonsense. Small wonder you need to pay an extra $1,000 to other grown men to hold your hand when you pay prostitutes for sex. ;)

@RickDugan, sorry I thought things posted were factual. Note the smiling faces. It was a joke, but it was in fact posted.
Thanks for pointing that out as "Troll Nonsense" Rick. Appears you're liked by many

I don't assume anything when booking and check all rates carefully, everyone considering going to a country you'e never been to, I recommend you do the same. Find out the actual cost not just the cheap leaders

When booking via online websites make sure you click thru to where you to enter your credit car (like hotel rooms) much of the time they add taxes at the last minute which means prices are actually higher. Priceline is famous for that. You see a cheap room but when actually booking they tack on taxes and fees.

Some car rental companies in Germany offer cheap rates but when you arrive you find out you have to buy their expensive (per day) insurance and it's mandatory. Google "Overseas car insurance a minefield for travelers"

April by the way IS NOT a cheap time to travel. Don't forget when prices are quoted in Euros you're going to be paying about 20% more because your dollars are worth less.

I think it's best people take everything written on the internet with a grain of salt as they do. Do your own research, get the exact price, never assume as so many people do.

I like to get my advice from people who have actually been to a place or at least speak the language.

But Rick, there's comraderie and lasting friendships. Hes even had some of the guys over to meet the family:

"Honey, kids, meet Earl. We met on my German sex tour. Our tour guide Johan even got us a great deal on a dp with this cute young Slovak!"

Travel, the quotes I provided were already converted from Euros to $ and included the taxes. Also, liability insurance comes standard with German car rentals and the CDW is provided by most credit card companies (including mine). The moron in your story got screwed only because he didn't hold his ground at the rental car counter when the clerk put on the hard sell.

So we're back to $1,000 for hand holding and, as jester put it, "comraderie" - lol. Again, cool beans if that's your thing. I'll rarely criticize a grown man for how he spends his own money, but it's just not my thing.

I've been lurking for some time and interested in this topic

RDugan thanks for doing the ground work for us. I was unable re-create the same numbers you stated, Is it possible to provide the date range, hotel name and rental car company so can use the same calulations you presented. Thanks much appreciated

King, go to the FKKTOUR site and run your searches to coincide with the weeks that they are offering deals. You should be able to recreate easily enough using FRA as the rental car pickup location and target your hotel to an area central to a handful of FKKs (including Shark). I don't have the desire to spend another 15 minutes recreating it again, but it was not hard. Of course, I also travel a great deal, so if you don't plan travel often it may take you more time.

So you can not provide the hotel name or rental car company name? Were you renting a smart car or micro/mini size? I know the tour dates just wanted to know which ones you used to calculate your numbers. Note the clubs don't appear to be close to each other or grouped within the Frankfurt area, at least not most of them. I'm showing different costs

Here are the dates from the fkktour site
APRIL AND MAY 2018
6 Nights Special Offer Dates
April 22 to April 27 $1599 SAVE $400 USE CODE APRIL6DEAL
April 29 to May 04 $1799 SAVE $200 USE CODE MAY6DEAL
8 Nights Special Offer Dates
April 21 to April 28 $1699 SAVE $500 USE CODE APRIL8DEAL
April 28 to May 05 $1899 SAVE $300 USE CODE MAY8DEAL

I used April 21 to April 28 (8 days)

Per Priceline
Rental car "Mini" $172.89US no insurance included $11 more per day
Rental car "Compact" $194US no insurance included $11 more per day

Hotels near Sharks (walking distance)
Hotel Contel Darmstadt Priceline 89 Euros per night 667E for 8 days $820.34US

The numbers
$194 Rental car 8 days
$88 Car insurance
$150 Fuel estimated
$829 Hotel 8 nights
$1261 Total

$1699
$1261-
$438 profit
They profit $55US dollars a day about 45 Euros a day

Observations
Rental cars
While some may argue rental car insurance I've read several nightmares about German rental companies do force you to use their insurance even if you have a credit car see "scam operated by Dollar/Thrifty/Terstappen"

Fuel
I read is 1.50 a litre 3.78 litre per gallon so fuel is closer to $6 a gallon plus I'm paying that in euros so will incure foriegn fees and the conversion rate.

Distance
It's at least 300km from Sharks to popular clubs north so 600km round trip plus each about 50km -100km a day on top of the round trip
so a minimum of 900km driving

Vehicle size
I doubt a tour van seat will be the size of a micro, mini or compact car so a normal sized vehicle should be used to compare however I used a compact anyway.

Maps or GPS
The micro/Mini cars don't offer GPS that feature usually in upper end cars so you may have to bring a GPS and buy Germany maps so that cost needs to be included. I guess you can use your phone but what about International roaming rates?

Hotels
I noticed the low priced places were often Hostels or had very low review ratings
Unless you plan on going to only one club 8 days calls for several hotels

Conclusion
Even without insurance, bigger car came to the conclusion that the tour company is not getting rich by any standard.

Can anyone think of other costs I did not include here?

Seems like the best way to do it would be to use the tour group for one or two days, then whatever else on your own.

You need to work a little harder on those numbers King George. ;)

I could do the April excursion for the cost I stated - I could have pulled the trigger when I had the numbers up last night. And $150 for gas? Where are you planning on driving to, the Russian border? Even at $6 per gallon, that's just silly, especially in a gas sipping compact. But even if I bought that gas number, the difference would still be dramatic.

Anyway, the FKKTOUR operators will continue to play these silly games all day since this is all too obviously a shill thread. I hope you guys at least have the decency to purchase a banner ad from Founder, seriously now. I'm going to save them the trouble of creating any more first time posting "lurker" profiles - lol - and just let tusclers do their own research. I suspect the seasoned travelers among them will find what I did.

Excellent job, Rick.

The whole 'first time poster' bit 3 times in a row makes it too obvious about this shill thread. Especially when 'King' made one of the longest posts I've ever seen for a beginner on this site with all kinds of numbers. So a new member would really go through all that effort to show some guys in here why it's worth it to use an FKK tour site vs going on your own?

Yeah, I'll trust Rick's numbers instead. Not like I'm going to Europe anytime soon anyway.

The longer this thread got, and the more "first time posters" joined, the more suspicious I have become. I trusted TravelTime as being a first-time poster because his profile says he joined in 2011. Now, I'm not so sure.Three people in this thread doing their best to sell these tours. Hmmm.
Regardless, if I ever do this in the future, I'll got it alone. I think the money saves could practically cover the flight cost. And the only comraderie I need is having a hot European babe with her lips wrapped around my cock. I'm not traveling 6,000 miles to find new drinking buddies.

Just because I joined a few days ago doesn't mean anything. I'm a customer of their tour, I don't profit in any way by trying to provide information. Rick has to be right all the time, even though he has never been to an fkk club. Guest what? Go on your own. If you ever do decide to go on a tour, please warn me so that I can avoid those dates. I can also recommend Costa Rica, Thailand, Philippines and the DR as good mongering destinations. Are you going to jump down my throat about those as well? I don't give a fuck whether you ever go on a tour, go to hell, or eat shit and die. Try to help somebody and they spit in your face. I'm done with this thread. Want to report me? Go right ahead. No skin off my ass to leave this pathetic site...

Lol the butthurt is strong with this one. You sound bitter, like a timeshare salesman once he realizes he's not gonna get $20000 out of you.

No one's reporting you or any crap like that. This is a pretty relaxed forum. We're just wary of folks acting like they're just normal folks but really have a hidden agenda, like selling/promoting something. We get a lot of that on the club review section and it's fucking annoying.

Welp, have fun with your FKK tours!

@TucsonGuy Dude, seriously? What's with the hostility? Just because some are skeptical of yours and others' motives you throw a hissy fit like a 6-year-old girl? "Go to hell, eat shit and die, this pathetic site." What the fuck?

Btw, the fkktours.com site quotes their prices at $333 dollars a day. Sure they have some dollar off specials from time to time but you have to take their dates exactly. I prefer to make my own choices of where to go and when, but I respect the right of those who are sheeple to get off/on the bus at designated intervals and do what they are told as a group. And to pay $333 a day for a bus ride and a $70/ night hotel just doesn’t work for me. Glad it’s there for those that want it, just don’t try to convince me it’s a smoking deal. I have been to FKKs solo several times so I have some first hand experience.

@623 TravelGay and TucsonTool were exposed as frauds long ago. They're probably the founders of that fkk tours crap. Or it's the same guy. Whatever the case, their defensive behavior and hostility outed them as douchebag shills.
I've never been to an FKK, but I'm pretty certain I don't need to flush my hard-earned money down the drain just to have someone lead me by the hand to these clubs. I'll go it solo. It's not like this is 1944 Germany were trying to navigate through.

interesting.

To long of a flight! I can fuck white chics in ky why in the hell would i want to go to europe to fuck white women lol