of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage, but the man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter...
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage."
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"
"New Zealand, sir." the boy replied.
"Why did you leave New Zealand?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there."
"Is that right?" replied the manager. "My wife is from New Zealand!"
"Really?" replied the boy. "Who did she play for!?"
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last commentKiwi jokes are funny but honestly the joke is on us- take one look at their Prime Minister, then look at the stupid fuck we got for President.
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At least their PM is prettier. :)
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Seriously, a true story. About 40 years ago a few of us at work (same department) would stay after work and play poker. A relatively serious game. Paychecks could and were lost. Anyway, one evening a fellow from a different department asked to sit in. As we were playing, one of the regulars noticed he had on a Notre Dame ring. He said to the fellow, "Notre Dame. I hear those that go to Notre Dame are either football players or hookers." The rest of the story is obvious. Took us regulars a bit of time to cool the guy down, as he was pissed. Idiot! After the incident, none of the regulars knew it was a joke, at first.
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Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile that asked the 6 year old boy if he wanted to buy some candy. :)
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