Don't you love it when you get them to actually laugh and flirt?

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Mtent
One time a bartender who I never got anything from and don't tip more than a dollar ever randomly gave me a few drink, didn't say anything and just smiled at me and handed it to me and kept walking while smiling at me. She's super cute and notice me looking and smiling at her all night

Another time I kept making dumb jokes during a dance and she almost fell down laughing and then kept asking me what my sign was and tried to guess and actually got a little mad I didn't tell her my birthday. I know that sounds like stripper talk but you could tell she actually thought I was funny and cute from how she burst out

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Mtent
Relaxation
7 years ago
For me intimacy is #1
Of course I do. I don't want just anyone doing extras. There has to be some connection there.
Holy fuck stop replying to this guy
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DeclineToState
7 years ago
^ +1,000
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RandomMember
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7 years ago
Ah....I like @Mtent's posts. Good satire, and many guys here need a good kick in the nuts. Reminder that these girls don't give a shit about anything beyond your money.
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