post your last text from a stripper

37 comments

• gothamyte

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  6 years ago

  dancer #1: yes, you too dancer #2: Im good an I know it's been awhile
• Subraman

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  6 years ago

  Dancer #1: Call you in 10
• Warrenboy75

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  6 years ago

  "whos this" ( I kid you not---must have been one of a large number on the need rent list)
• galiziabob.sabbatical

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  6 years ago

  ....blank......
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  “I like you. You do funny “
• houjack

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  6 years ago

  #1: Sorry babe, that's the reason I left #2: Where do I park #3: Hey babe, I got the flu yesterday and I'm congested. I will be at the club but not till about 2
• gothamyte

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  6 years ago

  #3: Gm happy holidays hope all is well
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  I'm cheating. Not the most recent, but the most entertaining and recent: DANCER: Going to charge u more next time. ISHMAEL: If you're going to charge more, then you need to do more. We'll talk about it. DANCER: I'll do more. DANCER: U can't put anything in my butt. ISHMAEL: This negotiation is at an impasse. DANCER: IDK what that means. ISHMAEL: Butt? DANCER: I hate u.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Ishmael wins! The anal impasse! It could be the name of a porno.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Here’s mine - Stripper: u comin? Me: When? And Where? Stripper: tonite - tha post? Me: Yes. Unless I get busy at work. Stripper: u want dis... Me: I agree. If I can get out of work at a reasonable hour, I’ll see you later. If I’m not there by 8 - just assume I’m stuck at work. I like to text full words and sentences - as it reminds me (and the stripper) - that I’m not part of the “hip” crowd - and to keep it business.
• K

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  6 years ago

  Me: ETA? Stripper #1: "We are on the way see you in 15" Stripper #2: "Can't wait"
• georgmicrodong

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  6 years ago

  #1: Gm Babi #2: You too I’m sorry I couldn’t meet #3: No, me either at all #4: knowing me I'll end up hurting myself
• impala

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  6 years ago

  - Sorry babe, I can't come over, my kid got sick - I need to borrow $400 or they will kick me out of my apartment - I need to borrow $500 to get my sister (I knew it was actually her boyfriend) out of jail - Do you have any pot All the same dancer, all the same night in that order
• kingofstrippers

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  6 years ago

  I love u....hope to see u soon
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  On a Tuesday night: Her: “I’m working tonight and soooo bored, cum see me” Me: “that’d be great but I’m 350 miles away right now.” Her: -= no response =-
• Lone_Wolf

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  6 years ago

  I'll be there shortly
• GeneraI

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  6 years ago

  #1 - Hiyyyaaaa you should hang out with me at work im borreddd :) #2 - Goodnight love (99% sure she doesn't remember my name) #3 - Happy belated Easter
• K

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  6 years ago

  I just got two unsolicited texts. Bills are due. "I AM working keep me company" and from another "i'm boring, let's have a date tonight" I am sure she meant bored.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  K - I know it’s a misspelling - but it makes for a poor sales technique! Come see me - I’m boring! Lol!
• larryfisherman

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  6 years ago

  Come see me tonight!
• jaredlucas

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  6 years ago

  2 This morning so far ... #1. When do you think you will be available this afternoon? Let's drink and watch daddy porn and Play in your hot tub. #2. I'm going to Italy this summer. Can you use your miles to get me a ticket ?
• K

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  6 years ago

  Cashman I sent a note declining her invite. If only I had waited, I could have had a witty reply for her but I thought waiting would be unfair. She now has time to find another date for this afternoon or tonight.
• Ch3ll

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  6 years ago

  Her: Hey hun you in *city*? Me: No not tonight. What's up with tomorrow? Her:
• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  I thought we agreed on $500. You only gave me $300 last night.
• wallanon

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  6 years ago

  "Yay! Awesome."
• Uprightcitizen

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  6 years ago

  Dancer "when are you available?" Me "Probably Thursday after work" Dancer "Damn I am busy" Later... Dancer "I want to see you so I will just be late" Me " I will try to get there as early as possible" ( her place) Dancer "Yay! <kiss emoji>"
• JohnBuford

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  6 years ago

  " I need $1,200 to get an apartment."
• Htxx

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  6 years ago

  R u coming over before I go to Subis tonight or will I c u there
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  " " (No response) :-(
• Clubber

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  6 years ago

  Last 3 or 4... Hello Hey you there? Helloooooooooo?
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Her - "Come see me at the club; I wanna swallow your huge cock" Me - "you sure you texted the right person?"
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  LOL
• stripfighter

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  6 years ago

  #1 haha no I don't #2 ooooh yummy
• JZRM

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  6 years ago

  Dancer 2:00am: picture of her in the locker room. How much fun we will have tonight? (Club closes at 2:00am Dancer: 6:53am: I had a really fun time I home you get home safe. Me: waking up in hotel: 10:00am: just getting on the rode thank for an amazing time I will hit you up next time I pass through.
• TheFword

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  6 years ago

  My arraignment was Monday, trial is set for a later date.
• rogertex

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  6 years ago

  Me: "workin today?" Dancer: "who r u"
• rh48hr

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  6 years ago

  Me: Are you working tonight? Dancer: Hi, I am. Dancer: I will see you later. Boring, but my fave returns text messages quickly and doesn't ask for loans or hound you to come in.