post your last text from a stripper
gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
for monday shits and giggles
it don't have to be verbatim,
paraphrase if you like
more than one dancer, say #1, #2 or #A
for monday shits and giggles
it don't have to be verbatim,
paraphrase if you like
more than one dancer, say #1, #2 or #A
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last commentdancer #1: yes, you too
dancer #2: Im good an I know it's been awhile
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Dancer #1: Call you in 10
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"whos this" ( I kid you not---must have been one of a large number on the need rent list)
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....blank......
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“I like you. You do funny “
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#1: Sorry babe, that's the reason I left
#2: Where do I park
#3: Hey babe, I got the flu yesterday and I'm congested. I will be at the club but not till about 2
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#3: Gm happy holidays hope all is well
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I'm cheating. Not the most recent, but the most entertaining and recent:
DANCER: Going to charge u more next time.
ISHMAEL: If you're going to charge more, then you need to do more. We'll talk about it.
DANCER: I'll do more.
DANCER: U can't put anything in my butt.
ISHMAEL: This negotiation is at an impasse.
DANCER: IDK what that means.
ISHMAEL: Butt?
DANCER: I hate u.
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Ishmael wins! The anal impasse! It could be the name of a porno.
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Here’s mine -
Stripper: u comin?
Me: When? And Where?
Stripper: tonite - tha post?
Me: Yes. Unless I get busy at work.
Stripper: u want dis...
Me: I agree. If I can get out of work at a reasonable hour, I’ll see you later. If I’m not there by 8 - just assume I’m stuck at work.
I like to text full words and sentences - as it reminds me (and the stripper) - that I’m not part of the “hip” crowd - and to keep it business.
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Me: ETA?
Stripper #1: "We are on the way see you in 15"
Stripper #2: "Can't wait"
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#1: Gm Babi
#2: You too I’m sorry I couldn’t meet
#3: No, me either at all
#4: knowing me I'll end up hurting myself
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Sorry babe, I can't come over, my kid got sick
I need to borrow $400 or they will kick me out of my apartment
I need to borrow $500 to get my sister (I knew it was actually her boyfriend) out of jail
Do you have any pot
All the same dancer, all the same night in that order
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I love u....hope to see u soon
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On a Tuesday night:
Her: “I’m working tonight and soooo bored, cum see me”
Me: “that’d be great but I’m 350 miles away right now.”
Her: -= no response =-
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I'll be there shortly
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#1 - Hiyyyaaaa you should hang out with me at work im borreddd :)
#2 - Goodnight love (99% sure she doesn't remember my name)
#3 - Happy belated Easter
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I just got two unsolicited texts. Bills are due.
"I AM working keep me company"
and from another
"i'm boring, let's have a date tonight" I am sure she meant bored.
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K - I know it’s a misspelling - but it makes for a poor sales technique!
Come see me - I’m boring! Lol!
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Come see me tonight!
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2 This morning so far ...
#1. When do you think you will be available this afternoon? Let's drink and watch daddy porn and Play in your hot tub.
#2. I'm going to Italy this summer. Can you use your miles to get me a ticket ?
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Cashman
I sent a note declining her invite. If only I had waited, I could have had a witty reply for her but I thought waiting would be unfair. She now has time to find another date for this afternoon or tonight.
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Her: Hey hun you in city?
Me: No not tonight. What's up with tomorrow?
Her:
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I thought we agreed on $500. You only gave me $300 last night.
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"Yay! Awesome."
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Dancer "when are you available?"
Me "Probably Thursday after work"
Dancer "Damn I am busy"
Later...
Dancer "I want to see you so I will just be late"
Me " I will try to get there as early as possible" ( her place)
Dancer "Yay! "
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" I need $1,200 to get an apartment."
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R u coming over before I go to Subis tonight or will I c u there
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" " (No response)
:-(
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Last 3 or 4...
Hello
Hey you there?
Helloooooooooo?
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Her - "Come see me at the club; I wanna swallow your huge cock"
Me - "you sure you texted the right person?"
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LOL
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#1 haha no I don't
#2 ooooh yummy
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Dancer 2:00am: picture of her in the locker room. How much fun we will have tonight? (Club closes at 2:00am
Dancer: 6:53am: I had a really fun time I home you get home safe.
Me: waking up in hotel: 10:00am: just getting on the rode thank for an amazing time I will hit you up next time I pass through.
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My arraignment was Monday, trial is set for a later date.
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Me: "workin today?"
Dancer: "who r u"
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Me: Are you working tonight?
Dancer: Hi, I am.
Dancer: I will see you later.
Boring, but my fave returns text messages quickly and doesn't ask for loans or hound you to come in.
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