I Can’t Get Over The Value.
I had another business trip to Birmingham and I wanted to go back to Medusa’s. This was the first strip club I went to when I started the hobby and it ruined every other club for me. I’ve been to legendary clubs in Portland that were well known across the States for their quality and they don’t even come close to how much I like Medusa’s.
Got in at about 8pm. I had a flier from their social media that was for free cover. I still tipped the doorman as he didn’t look too excited to let me in for free.
The club is clean. Like squeaky clean. It doesn’t smell weird like some other clubs do. The staff are all friendly and the girls are very polite and professional. I got a drink at the bar and sat down at at a table around the stage. The state show is kind of slower than what I am used to in the states but still pretty good. Within 10 minutes I had this blonde bunny sitting next to me that was just perfect. She had nice tits, was wearing this white fluffy lingerie, and just talked to me for a while. I bought her a drink and she snuggled up while we watched the state show. No pressure at all and damn did she smell good. She even did a good job of lying and saying she liked my American accent (nobody there actually does). After a she asked if I wanted to spend some time with her. Of course I accepted and walked back to the amazing private booths with her. These standard booths are better than most of the VIP rooms I’ve been in stateside. They are deep, comfortable, and private with a curtain that closes them off. I asked her how much and she said 10 pounds (like $13 US dollars). I happily accepted and she started the magic. Lots of 2 way touching, lots of grinding, lots of hands going under my shirt and brushing my back. 3,4,5,6 dances racked up with her politely letting me know when each one ended. This girl smelled like flowers and the day she nibbled my ear still just makes me hate the place since it’s not here where I can go more often. I gave her a full 100 pounds for the dances and a tip (which honest to goodness they don’t expect AT ALL) and went back to my table. About 15 minutes later I had 2 hot Romanian girls on my lap saying all kinds of nasty things to me. They talked me into the semi-vip where you go into a bigger booth with “no cameras” even though I didn’t see any in the other area. I won’t go into details about what happened since I don’t want anyone to get in trouble but I left relaxed, spent, and with a smile that you couldn’t punch off my face. For the 2 girl vip it was less than $200 usd and the mileage was endless. After another drink at the bar, the blonde came and asked if I was leaving. She said she peeked in and saw the good time I was having with the Romanians. She cuddled up again and talked for a few more minutes at the bar. I bought her another drink and we just shot the shit, mostly talking about what I liked about England and places she wanted to visit if she came to the states. I was expecting her to try and talk me into more dances (because I’m used to scummy US strippers now) but she didn’t. She gave me a really nice hug and a kiss and told me my next trip to look for her so we could spend some more time together.
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