Lower End Of Ho Hum

I'm walking through Times Square because reasons and free time, and some guy is handing out a free admission pass to get in, so why not check this place out, right?

It's a trap. There's a two drink minimum. But I'm not new to this, so I had a feeling there was a catch.

Anyway, I get inside, stick to two Heinekens, and a skinny European girl approaches me. A quick chat, a nice $20 lap dance, no touching, and I'm done.