I'm considering it but hesitant because:
- Most shorts have a rough material, not exactly good for dances
- Shorts that are so typically don't have good pockets and obviously I need to vary my wallet, phone, singles, etc
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I'm considering it but hesitant because:
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Basic cargo type shorts without the side pockets. Soft. No undies. Works great
Thin, thin swim shorts.
No shorts. I'm trying to maintain some semblance of civilization.
Golf shorts of micro fiber. Classy, thin and accessible.
I have my shorts picked out now what color crocs should I wear?
Shailynn - aren’t you and Juice going shoe shopping together this afternoon? Let Juice choose the color - lol!
I just wear waders and boxer shorts - and I keep my singles under my Kangol cap.... it works every time!
the slicker and thinner the better.
I wear all sorts of shorts. Khacki golf shorts, Cargo Shorts, etc. A few times I've stopped in with board shorts on, but that's just when either I'm too much of a dumbass to check the weather or the weather man is too much of a dumb ass to provide an accurate forecast.
I don't really put a lot of thought into my clothes for strip clubbing. Why is it such a big deal?
Cotton lands end shorts, with the tie on the inside and a rear pocket. They pull off quick they make it easier for the dancers to grab your junk.
Cargo shorts are practical but so rough, especially compared to sweatpants.
Golf pants may work if they're like athletic material
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Mostly just cargo shorts. Whatever material was on sale when I bought them. I don’t care if it’s rough or soft; if my pants stay on during a dance, I’m doing it wrong.
Basketball shorts: Jordan brand, if possible. Some of them have a small pouch that can fit a decent-sized roll of bills. Lots of space, usually soft, and easy access (if you're looking for them to be such).
@shailyn I have black Crocs to go with my black basketball shorts and blue ones to go with the blue shorts
The "Charlie Sheen" style shirts I wear have a front pocket, so that's where the tip money goes. Wallet in one shorts pocket, keys/phone in the other.
Crocs are very useful - as you can just hose them off and hang them from the line when you get back from a sticky floored club...
I wore golf shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and crocs to a club in January. It was about 15-20 degrees outside - and it was a bad day to go commando. My shorts were around my ankles quite quickly after I found a very naughty dancer.
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