What types of shorts do you wear?

Mtent
Relaxation
I'm considering it but hesitant because:

1. Most shorts have a rough material, not exactly good for dances
2. Shorts that are so typically don't have good pockets and obviously I need to vary my wallet, phone, singles, etc

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galiziabob.sabbatical
7 years ago
Basic cargo type shorts without the side pockets. Soft. No undies. Works great
vincemichaels
7 years ago
Thin, thin swim shorts.
jackslash
7 years ago
No shorts. I'm trying to maintain some semblance of civilization.
crotchrocket
7 years ago
Golf shorts of micro fiber. Classy, thin and accessible.
shailynn
7 years ago
I have my shorts picked out now what color crocs should I wear?

Cashman1234
7 years ago
Shailynn - aren’t you and Juice going shoe shopping together this afternoon? Let Juice choose the color - lol!
Cashman1234
7 years ago
I just wear waders and boxer shorts - and I keep my singles under my Kangol cap.... it works every time!
Jascoi
7 years ago
the slicker and thinner the better.
Dolfan
7 years ago
I wear all sorts of shorts. Khacki golf shorts, Cargo Shorts, etc. A few times I've stopped in with board shorts on, but that's just when either I'm too much of a dumbass to check the weather or the weather man is too much of a dumb ass to provide an accurate forecast.

I don't really put a lot of thought into my clothes for strip clubbing. Why is it such a big deal?
skibum609
7 years ago
Cotton lands end shorts, with the tie on the inside and a rear pocket. They pull off quick they make it easier for the dancers to grab your junk.
Mtent
7 years ago
Cargo shorts are practical but so rough, especially compared to sweatpants.

Golf pants may work if they're like athletic material
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Buying dances is a chumps game, using strip clubs for sexual gratification is perverted, and paying money for LDKing is only exacerbating your own sexual frustration.

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georgmicrodong
7 years ago
Mostly just cargo shorts. Whatever material was on sale when I bought them. I don’t care if it’s rough or soft; if my pants stay on during a dance, I’m doing it wrong.
IHearVoices
7 years ago
Basketball shorts: Jordan brand, if possible. Some of them have a small pouch that can fit a decent-sized roll of bills. Lots of space, usually soft, and easy access (if you're looking for them to be such).
joc13
7 years ago
@shailyn I have black Crocs to go with my black basketball shorts and blue ones to go with the blue shorts

The "Charlie Sheen" style shirts I wear have a front pocket, so that's where the tip money goes. Wallet in one shorts pocket, keys/phone in the other.
Cashman1234
7 years ago
Crocs are very useful - as you can just hose them off and hang them from the line when you get back from a sticky floored club...

I wore golf shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and crocs to a club in January. It was about 15-20 degrees outside - and it was a bad day to go commando. My shorts were around my ankles quite quickly after I found a very naughty dancer.
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