What types of shorts do you wear?

16 comments

• galiziabob.sabbatical

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  6 years ago

  Basic cargo type shorts without the side pockets. Soft. No undies. Works great
• vincemichaels

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  6 years ago

  Thin, thin swim shorts.
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  No shorts. I'm trying to maintain some semblance of civilization.
• crotchrocket

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  6 years ago

  Golf shorts of micro fiber. Classy, thin and accessible.
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  I have my shorts picked out now what color crocs should I wear?
  
  
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Shailynn - aren’t you and Juice going shoe shopping together this afternoon? Let Juice choose the color - lol!
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  I just wear waders and boxer shorts - and I keep my singles under my Kangol cap.... it works every time!
• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  the slicker and thinner the better.
• Dolfan

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  6 years ago

  I wear all sorts of shorts. Khacki golf shorts, Cargo Shorts, etc. A few times I've stopped in with board shorts on, but that's just when either I'm too much of a dumbass to check the weather or the weather man is too much of a dumb ass to provide an accurate forecast.
  
  I don't really put a lot of thought into my clothes for strip clubbing. Why is it such a big deal?
• skibum609

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  6 years ago

  Cotton lands end shorts, with the tie on the inside and a rear pocket. They pull off quick they make it easier for the dancers to grab your junk.
• Mtent

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  6 years ago

  Cargo shorts are practical but so rough, especially compared to sweatpants.
  
  Golf pants may work if they're like athletic material
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

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• georgmicrodong

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  6 years ago

  Mostly just cargo shorts. Whatever material was on sale when I bought them. I don’t care if it’s rough or soft; if my pants stay on during a dance, I’m doing it wrong.
• IHearVoices

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  6 years ago

  Basketball shorts: Jordan brand, if possible. Some of them have a small pouch that can fit a decent-sized roll of bills. Lots of space, usually soft, and easy access (if you're looking for them to be such).
• joc13

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  6 years ago

  @shailyn I have black Crocs to go with my black basketball shorts and blue ones to go with the blue shorts
  
  The "Charlie Sheen" style shirts I wear have a front pocket, so that's where the tip money goes. Wallet in one shorts pocket, keys/phone in the other.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Crocs are very useful - as you can just hose them off and hang them from the line when you get back from a sticky floored club...
  
  I wore golf shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and crocs to a club in January. It was about 15-20 degrees outside - and it was a bad day to go commando. My shorts were around my ankles quite quickly after I found a very naughty dancer.