Well the inevitable happened

GACA
Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
I couldn't get along with the kid. Yesterday she tells me her friend is sick and needs help. I dropped her off. There has been radio silence ever since. Guessing I've been

19 comments

  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Don’t worry @GACA as soon as she needs some money for something you’ll find out she don’t get along with the kid either. LOL
  • jackslash
    7 years ago
    Q. Why is dating a stripper like riding a rollercoaster?
    A. There are a lot of ups and downs, everybody gets a turn, and when you get off you want to throw up.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    7 years ago
    GACA said "Guessing I've been..."

    ... shot in the face by the ex boyfriend in mid post to TUSCL?
  • RandomMember
    7 years ago
    ^^^LOL
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    So you came home and your pet iguana is missing and you’ve been crying ever since. Tough times.
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Gaca, how old is the kid? Might you want to share more about not getting along with him?

    When I saw your title about the inevitable, thought it was that you ended up having to baby sit.

    Interesting.

    Anyone here ever got some kind of GF Sharing System working? Group of guys, financially supporting a girl, maybe putting her up some place, maybe shifting her from place to place.

    Seems like all problems get resolved if people can just get more inventive about varieties of share a woman programs.

    SJG
  • rickdugan
    7 years ago
    Sounds like Gaca's days of being a sugar step-daddy ended almost before they began. ;)

    All kidding aside though, I hate it when I hear/read about kids getting dragged into this shit.
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    Fuckin SJG will offer to babysit. He’s almost ready to remove the training wheels from his Huffy bike himself!!!!
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    And Shailynn, still in him mom's attic after that cat incident, if not already on the pedator's list, he should be.

    SJG
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    7 years ago
    SJG was voted in his High School yearbook as the classmate most likely to upgrade his ride to a Mattel Big Wheel ;)
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    As a small child I did sometimes ride around on such. But then I found that if you take a metal tri-cycle apart and put the forks back in the opposite way, you can make it into a big wheel.

    SJG
  • GACA
    7 years ago
    Guessing I've been ghosted (as the kids are saying these days)
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    ^^^^ Rinse and repeat!!!! Find a new one!!!!!
  • lolruned
    7 years ago
    Don't worry champ, you'll get them next time. Keep your shoulders straight and head held up high
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    So GACA, what's the news today, has she actually moved out?

    SJG
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    So if she's gone, I guess just wash the bedding, for when she returns, or for the next girl.

    :) :) :)

    SJG

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  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    What? You're saying it didn't work out with a stripper - how could that be?
  • Subraman
    7 years ago
    -->"So you came home and your pet iguana is missing and you’ve been crying ever since. Tough times."

    This is the worst-case scenario I was worried about. How GACA loved that iguana. They'd sit outside on the porch, sharing a plate of mealyworms, occasionally turning a different color to match the surrounding environment, and licking their own eyeballs. You will be missed, iguana!
  • realDougster
    7 years ago
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