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End of month texts - half price OTC

jaredlucas

Arizona

Received 3 end of month "come see me" texts this past week

I replied to each one of them with varying degrees of empathy. Politely declining that I'm out of town on business travel.

Got home and immediately received a repeat text from one of them. Clearly she had forgotten my previous reply and was blasting all the PLs in her address book

Being the wise ass I sometimes can be I replied that " I would love to see you... please come over to get spanked banged and otherwise abused.

Also advised that " I got dinged pretty hard in Vegas last week, so I couldn't offer my normal gift".

Damn if she didn't reply with okay how about half? I said ok come by in an hour. She was an hour late but all was well ! I'll have to remember this for next month.

Just saved $150.