End of month texts - half price OTC
jaredlucas
Arizona
Received 3 end of month "come see me" texts this past week
I replied to each one of them with varying degrees of empathy. Politely declining that I'm out of town on business travel.
Got home and immediately received a repeat text from one of them. Clearly she had forgotten my previous reply and was blasting all the PLs in her address book
Being the wise ass I sometimes can be I replied that " I would love to see you... please come over to get spanked banged and otherwise abused.
Also advised that " I got dinged pretty hard in Vegas last week, so I couldn't offer my normal gift".
Damn if she didn't reply with okay how about half? I said ok come by in an hour. She was an hour late but all was well ! I'll have to remember this for next month.
Just saved $150.
I replied to each one of them with varying degrees of empathy. Politely declining that I'm out of town on business travel.
Got home and immediately received a repeat text from one of them. Clearly she had forgotten my previous reply and was blasting all the PLs in her address book
Being the wise ass I sometimes can be I replied that " I would love to see you... please come over to get spanked banged and otherwise abused.
Also advised that " I got dinged pretty hard in Vegas last week, so I couldn't offer my normal gift".
Damn if she didn't reply with okay how about half? I said ok come by in an hour. She was an hour late but all was well ! I'll have to remember this for next month.
Just saved $150.
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I could use a new sub. My latest is flaking on me; she has a new boyfriend who doesn’t treat her as “badly” as I do, but is younger and better looking.
Needed a total $950 and my $ 150 got her there. Sometimes timing is everything.