At The Pharmacy Again...

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
My first time buying condoms, at age 16, I went to the pharmacy. The hot cashier at the counter could see that I was new at it and gave me the pack asking if I knew how to use one. I said, "No, it's my first time."

She took one out, put it on her thumb, and told me to make sure it was on tight.

I still looked confused.

She looked around the store to see if it was empty and it was.

"Just a minute." she said and locked the door.

She led me to the back room, took off her shirt and bra.

"You like these?"

I could only nod my head.

She said to put the condom on.

As I was putting it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down.

"Come on." she said. "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her.

It was so amazing that I couldn't hold back and KAPOW! I was done in two minutes!

She looked at me concerned and asked, "Did you put the condom on?"

I said, "I sure did!"

...and held up my thumb to show her.

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  • shadowcat
    7 years ago
    That reminds me of a true story that happened to me the week before I started middle school. My mother had bought the required things that I would need for gym class but forgot to get me a jock strap. She gave me some money and told me to go down to the local men's store and buy one.

    All the way there I was nervous because I had never bought one before and what if a woman waited on me? My worst fear came true. A woman waited on me. I told her that I needed an athletic supporter. And then came the dreaded "what size?" I guss she could see terror in my eyes and she told me that it goes by your waist size. Phew!!!
  • Jascoi
    7 years ago
    that first experience shaylinn is absolutely hilarious...
    and shadowcat... how embarrassing!
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Great stories! Lol! I remember buying a jock back in the old days. I went to a place called Herman’s Sporting Goods! It wasn’t a comfortable purchase.
  • ATACdawg
    7 years ago
    I was with my Mom buying a new pair of shin pads (for hockey) when I was in high school. While I was picking out a set, my Mom picked up a cup and said to me, "These nose protectors look like something you should have."

    "Mom, that's not a nose protector," I managed to get out while simultaneously strangling to keep from laughing.... :-)
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    ^^^^ At least I’m not 50, living with my mom and using a purple Huffy bike as my mode of transportation dip stick!!!!
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    I've annealed my Huffy bikes frame. I dug a deep pit and lined it with fire bricks, and headed the frame and fork set up, after having removed the paint, until they were non-magnetic. They I allowed them to cool slowly, over several days. So it is much stronger now. Then I repainted it with Dupont Imron,

    No one has a Huffy Bike as nice as mine.

    SJG

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  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    I bet the paint chips real fast when MamiSan's bodyguards start blasting away. :)
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Dupont Imron is made of polyurethane, like skate board wheels. Too expensive for most apps, except police cars, some fleet vehicles, and light aircraft.

    Its not going to chip.

    And besides Mamisan has enough troubles of her own to worry about, too fat to be in the massage biz anymore.

    SJG
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    You obviously haven't experienced the weaponry, SJG. Just you wait. LMAO
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