Bus Stop Babe

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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
In a crowded city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt, with matching tight leather boots and jacket...

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step onto the bus, only to discover she still couldn't!

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, still she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

With a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.

Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"

At this, the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."

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jackslash
7 years ago
LOL
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
That’s a great joke! I didn’t see that ending coming. Lol!
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Hugh_G_Rection
7 years ago
Perfect !
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rickdugan
7 years ago
That was funny.
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
We have bus stop hookers all over. But most are not that attractive or appealing. That is the effect of LE, their pressure drives down the looks level, but does not stop the deeds.

SJG
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shadowcat
7 years ago
Good one1
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
Damn, some people have the luck. I ride buses, never had that opportunity that lucky Texan had. LOL
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FTS
7 years ago
Only one problem with this jok. Unless I am mistaken, wouldn’t she be trying to unzip her own skirt by pulling the zipper upward? If so, she would not be unzipping the fly on a pair of men’s trousers.
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