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Would you BANG this?

Hugh_G_Rection

Michigan

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Crystal Mostek allegedly threatened to blow up a 7-11 with a fake bomb.... nypost.com

BANG! Get it??

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jackslash
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She didn't need a bomb. Her face would scare you to death.

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doctorevil
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Yikes!

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max_starr
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omg can I please have the 30 seconds of my life back.....that is nasty.

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Cashman1234
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Was she in town for the Insane Clown Posse concert?

Is that really a she? Looks like a post op she...

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Warrior15
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She would have to pay me a LOT !!!

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Hugh_G_Rection
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If Crystal were a Jugalette might explain a motive, Cashman. "Gimme all your FAYGO and nobody gets hurt" (just clownin')

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TheOne&Only
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Giving her the death penalty would be a mercy. I can't unsee it.

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440viking
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@ Huge JACKASS, why are you posing your twin sister's story here? Oh I see, you're sharing your similarities, she wants to blow up a 7-11 whereas you just blow!

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vincemichaels
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MY EYES !! MY EYES !!

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Cashman1234
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Hugh - lol! You might be right.

What is it with juggettes - or whatever gender of Juggalo that might be - and Faygo soda?

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ATACdawg
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Heck yeah! It'd be a blast! ;-)

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goldmongerATL
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There is something wrong with the link. All I get is a picture of Heath Ledger as the Joker.

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vincemichaels
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I'd be afraid to know someone who likes the way she looks in this shot.

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vincemichaels
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^^^

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JAprufrock
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Not with yours and San Jose Guy pushing.

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Lone_Wolf
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Holy shit!

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