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Would you BANG this?

Hugh_G_Rection

Michigan

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Crystal Mostek allegedly threatened to blow up a 7-11 with a fake bomb.... nypost.com

BANG! Get it??

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jackslash

She didn't need a bomb. Her face would scare you to death.

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doctorevil

Yikes!

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max_starr

omg can I please have the 30 seconds of my life back.....that is nasty.

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Cashman1234

Was she in town for the Insane Clown Posse concert?

Is that really a she? Looks like a post op she...

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Warrior15

She would have to pay me a LOT !!!

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Hugh_G_Rection

If Crystal were a Jugalette might explain a motive, Cashman. "Gimme all your FAYGO and nobody gets hurt" (just clownin')

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TheOne&Only

Giving her the death penalty would be a mercy. I can't unsee it.

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440viking

@ Huge JACKASS, why are you posing your twin sister's story here? Oh I see, you're sharing your similarities, she wants to blow up a 7-11 whereas you just blow!

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vincemichaels

MY EYES !! MY EYES !!

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Cashman1234

Hugh - lol! You might be right.

What is it with juggettes - or whatever gender of Juggalo that might be - and Faygo soda?

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ATACdawg

Heck yeah! It'd be a blast! ;-)

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goldmongerATL

There is something wrong with the link. All I get is a picture of Heath Ledger as the Joker.

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vincemichaels

I'd be afraid to know someone who likes the way she looks in this shot.

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vincemichaels

^^^

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JAprufrock

Not with yours and San Jose Guy pushing.

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Lone_Wolf

Holy shit!

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