Why is it that strip clubs cannot be within 1,000 feet of a church?

To give the poles a chance to stop spinning;)

there is a church between adelitas and hong kong on the same side of the block.

"Honey, I have to use the restroom. I will just sit in the back until the service is over......"

Translation Taking a walk down the street for some fun!

1. Priest would be tempted ..... oops aren't they into boys?

Because if a man has the option of giving 10% of his income to a church's charity or a stripper named Charity the church would go bankrupt.

Good question

Dancers don’t want to be recognized in the service....

• If they were any closer together, some hungover PL might mistake the confessional for a VIP booth.

• When churches are close to extras clubs, the kneelers from the pews keep going missing.

Remember that most such anti-strip club laws were found to be unconstitutional. This is a new generation of laws, most likely just as unconstitutional as the previous.

The motivation for them is simply that some people do not like strip clubs.

SJG