Why is it that strip clubs cannot be within 1,000 feet of a church?

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
1) So that guys don't have to be nervous driving their families to church.

9 comments

  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    To give the poles a chance to stop spinning;)
  • Jascoi
    7 years ago
    there is a church between adelitas and hong kong on the same side of the block.
  • galiziabob.sabbatical
    7 years ago
    "Honey, I have to use the restroom. I will just sit in the back until the service is over......"

    Translation
    Taking a walk down the street for some fun!
  • VeryBigDawg
    7 years ago
    2) Priest would be tempted ..... oops aren't they into boys?
  • whodey
    7 years ago
    Because if a man has the option of giving 10% of his income to a church's charity or a stripper named Charity the church would go bankrupt.
  • crazyjoe
    7 years ago
    Good question
  • bubba267
    7 years ago
    Dancers don’t want to be recognized in the service....
  • WillMunny
    7 years ago
    - If they were any closer together, some hungover PL might mistake the confessional for a VIP booth.

    - When churches are close to extras clubs, the kneelers from the pews keep going missing.
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Remember that most such anti-strip club laws were found to be unconstitutional. This is a new generation of laws, most likely just as unconstitutional as the previous.

    The motivation for them is simply that some people do not like strip clubs.

    SJG
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