Why is it that strip clubs cannot be within 1,000 feet of a church?

9 comments

• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  To give the poles a chance to stop spinning;)
• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  there is a church between adelitas and hong kong on the same side of the block.
• galiziabob.sabbatical

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  6 years ago

  "Honey, I have to use the restroom. I will just sit in the back until the service is over......"
  
  Translation
  Taking a walk down the street for some fun!
• VeryBigDawg

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  6 years ago

  2) Priest would be tempted ..... oops aren't they into boys?
• whodey

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  6 years ago

  Because if a man has the option of giving 10% of his income to a church's charity or a stripper named Charity the church would go bankrupt.
• crazyjoe

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  6 years ago

  Good question
• bubba267

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  6 years ago

  Dancers don’t want to be recognized in the service....
• WillMunny

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  6 years ago

  - If they were any closer together, some hungover PL might mistake the confessional for a VIP booth.
  
  - When churches are close to extras clubs, the kneelers from the pews keep going missing.
• san_jose_guy

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  6 years ago

  Remember that most such anti-strip club laws were found to be unconstitutional. This is a new generation of laws, most likely just as unconstitutional as the previous.
  
  The motivation for them is simply that some people do not like strip clubs.
  
  SJG