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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Night time visit

Not very many dancers when I arrived around 830. Even pressed V the red headed braided bar tender into a dancer. Nice to look at but not much movement on the stage.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Getting Consistent....

So I learned my lesson from a few weeks ago and arrived at the club around 8:30, but unlike my previous visit the club already had good vibe & energy to it. Cute girl working…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Last visit review was there few times before

So the last time I was there I went around 9 pm and around 10 is when the young hotter girls start working. During the day it's the older girls but some are nice. Many…

Sheri's Ranch

Pahrump, Nevada

I should have brought less money

I got to the brothel early at about 10:30AM. I had good experiences in the past going to strip clubs earlier in the day, so I assumed the mood would be the same at…

Blue Cat Club

Houston, Texas

Totally worth it

Went there on a tuesday after work. There were only 2 other patrons there. The bartender was nice. Got a corona while i was there, a little pricey on the drinks though 5 bucks for…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

She's back. Now I'm able to keep coming back

I went on 2 consecutive Fridays. The first Friday had a lot of new talent. Some were very cute, most looked like amateurs...but I was still happy with the selection. Paid the $10 then entered.....…

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Anyone planning to SC July 4th

Day or nightshift?

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Meet Isabelle Deltore, the max security prison guard who traded the handcuffs fo

"Once she saw the amount of money she could make with a stripping job, she messaged the prison after her 4 am shift at the club saying that she had resigned. “This is definitely more lucrative. I wasn’t on the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Lesson learned.

This trip was from a week ago. After a long day at work I hit up the club. To see what was going on. They had a good mix of dancers a lot of cute…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

First Long Time Day Shift Visit

Everybody knows I love Leather and Lace South. I had a very very very successful interactions here. It's the Tuesday before the 4th of July. Surprisingly I wasn't the only one at the club/bar. L&L…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

First visit to akron

I've been spending time in East Ohio lately, and making the trip back to Detroit for relaxation. I was looking for an alternative to that drive so I checked out the Akron strip club scene.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Not exactly my kind of place

No alcohol is a bummer, but that's to be expected in all nude Tampa. $20 daytime cover is a serious bummer. Dancers are hot to be sure. Pretty much the hottest strippers I'd ever seen. Tuesday afternoon,…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

No cover

Stopped in on a weekday night there is a pool table, bar and plenty of seating, lights brighter than most clubs I've been to. Music not too loud just right. Sat down bought the mandatory…

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NBA - Rondo signs with Lakers

What do you guys think about Rondo to the Lakers? London and his dad gonna be traded to the Flint Tropics for a washing machine? Hey, I hope I’m not doing too many NBA threads.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Ole reliable

On the way to see an ATF at Club Risque near Bristol when she texted me to say she wasn't going to make it in that day. Stayed straight on the road, passed CR, over…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Rest in peace

After six months off, heard rumor that long time fav had returned. Sadly, no, and the drop the club was experienced this winter had accelerated. On Saturday, good weather, ball game night, at 12, there…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Relaxed Vibes, pretty girls, cheap drinks.

I checked out Titillations on a Monday afternoon, got there around 3:45pm (they open at 3) and stayed until 5. I parked across the street in a lot marked for Titillations. Pretty quiet area, right…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Hot Asian Spinner

Went on my monthly visit to No.5 with the boys. As usual, early Saturday evening, $10 cover charge and bottle beer specials for $5.75. We were able to get a prime table for…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Wow, really?

Working in the area, so decided to check out The Boxx Office, rather than drive through the crowds in Wisconsin Dells. Got a bad vibe the minute I walked in. Although the club…

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Are noses sexy?

What would you tell a dancer of her nose is bigger than her boobs? I definitely could not marrybher but I my get a dance

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Another Masterpiece Review

From today's Unpublished reviews of Pumps in Brooklyn, NY "... The rest was pretty meh as far as environment and drinks were concerned my friend got a deal because it was her birthday so we got a Little section to ourselves…

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Placement

When I visit a SC I am usually flying solo. I usually try to get a spot at the bar. Am I doing this right? Should I be at the stage or at a table?

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I like Scarlett’s

I’ve been to Scarlett’s probably 4 times, all of them past 10pm and as late as 230am. The cover was $15 each time, and I’ve always had a pleasant experience with the entrance staff. Each…

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Costs associated with dancing...

Several people ask about this and i did some research and here goes... Tanning- 75 a month Nails- 60 Outfits- Varies but around 50-100 every month or two Waxing- 150 a month for everything Makeup- 50 a month Gym membership- 40 a month Accessories- 50-75 a month on…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

first visit

my first visit to a strip club after moving down here from up north. I had done a bit of homework and this seemed to be the spot for me. the set up…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Mondays = fewer dancers

First time by Gold Club on a Monday. While there were probably about a dozen customers there were only 4 to 5 dancers. A few were familiar and a few I had not…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Good for Bachelor Parties, not mileage

The girls here are definitely fine, and not just Jersey club standard fine. There are always at least 20 dancers (probably closer to 30) at this place on weekend nights. Dancer's attitude is pretty average…

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"Stripper Time"

Had some OTC set up the other night with a day shift dancer. Her shift ended at 7, said she wanted to home and get a shower and such and would be by my hotel at 8:30 or so.…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Loved every second!

Went here for my buddy's b-day. I wanted to go someplace closer, but he talked me into this place, FREE parking and goto the website and print off FREE admission, sold- I like to value…

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Yes or No?

Angela Ponce

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Iranian general claims Israel is stealing their clouds.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/03/iran-thinks-israel-stealing-clouds-cause-drought-7679005/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark No wonder so many fear Iran. :)

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

First Cheetah

Decided to check the place out for lunch. It's close to my work and I figured I would give it a shot I really only came to try out the food cause I heard it was…

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Wedding Season Is Upon Us

Is it just me or is going to a wedding pretty bad ass? Now some things have to come into play for me to enjoy a wedding: 1. Decent food served 2. Open bar 3. Warm weather so the…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Perpetual Mediocrity

Hadn’t been to Trophy’s in a while so stoped by on a Wednesday around 6. Perpetual mediocrity is how best to describe this club. It is seldom great but seldom awful either. Like…

Shangri La East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Good Times at The Harem Fort Wayne

I was in Fort Wayne on business and I really liked the Harem in Dayton Ohio but it's closed now because people were having too much fun. So I thought I would try the Harem…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Strange trip

I stopped into J's last Friday after work to get out of the heat and to let traffic die down a bit. The bar was fairly busy, but not packed. There were 5 dancers working,…

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VIDEO: American boxer Adrien Broner throws heaps of money on strippers at Miami

Let this be your lesson in how to make it rain. http://www.tsmplug.com/boxing/video-american-boxer-adrien-broner-throws-heaps-of-money-on-strippers-at-miami-nightclub/

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Merkel Giving In...

Oops, yeah let’s go ahead and set up a border. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/07/02/world/europe/angela-merkel-migration-coalition.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur Interesting article.

Medusa Lodge

Birmingham, England

SOMEWHAT DISAPPOINTED

I had an opportunity to go back to Medusa Lodge. It remains a classy club but I was disappointed both with the choice of dancers and with the quality of the dances. Entry was £10…

Cat West

Oak Grove, Kentucky

Ok, not great

Small, kind of grungy little club in a small town on the Kentucky/Tennessee border. There were a couple really decent looking dancers alongside some mediocre. There was one that was clearly brand new with no…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Bachelor party for 20 year old

Being from Detroit, I have plenty of local options without the trouble of a bridge crossing. However, last weekend was a buddy's bachelor party and his brother throwing the party was only 20 so…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Sunday night at Polekatz

Chicago strip clubs get a bad rep for being boring af. Which compared to ones around the country, they are. But if you're looking to get a lap dance with decent grind from a hot…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Good Trip

Went there on Friday afternoon about 5:30. Bogies is actually becoming my favorite club. The bad part is obviously the smoke...but as a previous reviewer said, it is a strip club. None…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Has Potential

Jimmy’s Lounge is in cheap looking metal building on Highway 72 next to a new Burger King and a Walmart Supercenter not too far from the airport. I was told that it used to…

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Was this a juicebox69 sighting in SoCal?

juicebox69, stealing the guy's margarita and using his hot tub without an invitation = non-brilliant! http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-margarita-loving-bear-20180702-story.html Or maybe this wasn't juicebox69. Perhaps it was one of the ricks! ;)

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Young dancers but ymmv

Usually a day shift visitor, but went early evening to check out the scene. Paid, and went to see there were more dancers than I saw during the day. I got the vibe that lots…

Mancave Gentlemen's Club  

Springfield, Oregon

A very laid back club, its more of a bar pool hall type feel than club

It used to be club 1444 and that is night and day from what it is today, the owner is super nice and has put alot into making it a decent club, when i went…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Get What You Pay For

I came to JR's last week since it had been a while and I was curious if anything has changed. Of course not to my surprise at all, nothing has changed. Same cover price, same…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Slow motion 2x 1 day

I slid through here around 2 pmish.... a warm up visit on my lunch break... it was slooooooo motion... i was approached by Victoria ... I normally don't take up the first invite to the…

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Thanks Shailynn

Thanks for starting your NBA threads. I like that they are focused on specific topics.

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Gave it one more chance

I was back in Council Bluffs so I thought I would give Lipstix one more try. A couple of older reviews say it can be hit and miss, my last visit was a miss, so…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Dayshift at flashers

Today was my first time checking Flashers out. One of my homegirls started as a new waitress and I decided to stop by. As a frequent regular of follies in the daytime I expected it…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Fourth of July VIP Party

Just in case anyone is wondering how this is a July 4th when it is only July 2nd, it's because B.E. had their July Fourth party last Wednesday. I had never been invited to a private…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

2nd visit after a while.

Visited kittens couple of months back and decided to give another try. One of my favorite dancers from pandora moved there and I decided to go there to see her. Reach there around 9:30 pm…

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What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say?

Q. What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say? A. "I'll take English Literature for $1000, Alex."

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Club comments feature

Each club now has a "comments" section which is designed for brief comments and updates, not for more detailed reviews. I like the concept but very few people are posting comments. Any ideas on how to increase the…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Angels is not an extras club but the talent is

Angels is not an extras club but the talent is pretty good, including the day time line up. The lap dances feature pretty good two way contact in small cubicles that are monitored by video surveillance. The club…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Worth it in the end

Went in around 8 pm cover charge was $15 and they had me check my backpack in. I walked down the hall past all the cabanas and no one was dancing in the New York…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Great place to beat the afternoon heat

Pulled in on Monday afternoon, and saw something that probably should have been mentioned a long time ago. The parking lot is covered w/ fine landscaping gravel, and there are speed bumps in the…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

My current go-to after months of recon

My home base is in the Chicago area, and 9 times out of 10 my strip club visits are during normal business hours so as not to arouse the suspicions of Mrs. Kenrod. Additionally, Bridgeview…

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Rate Her: Ängie, Swedish popstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw5-z-5Ylzc https://www.instagram.com/fuckingangie/?hl=en Her body is a bit above-average, but her face is pretty beautiful to me. Photos of her before she became a singer. Shows how much makeup and hair can alter perception of a woman: http://www.davidkallman.portfoliobox.me/angelina-dehn-gustavsson

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Not too bad

Went to Fantasies after almost a decade, and first time after renovation. It is located in industrial area outside baltimore. From inside it looked clean and spacious. There was no ID scan as mentioned in…

Tiki Cabaret

High Point, North Carolina

Neighborhood club

Ended up spending the night in High Point for work, so I thought I would visit one of the local clubs. My first choice was Southside Johnny's, but they are closed on Mondays, so I…

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July 4

Are strip clubs busier on this date or is it too contextual to give answer lol ?

Pure Passion

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not a bad first trip

I went to this Pure Passion as a nightcap after trying some other places. First, as other reviews mentioned it is all black. Every dancer and the majority of patrons were AA. I got to…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Changes

Been a while since my last visit, there were 5 dancers there. The dancers are mostly African American with 2 exceptions. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer right away an AA dancer o.…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

bikini club...

This is a bikini club. No topless dancing on their 1 stage, when you do a private dance they do not remove their tops. They had a pool table. The place was…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Extra Extra, Read All About It

The girls here are usually old and busted, but I've noticed a few better looking girls every now and then. The neighborhood is rough, lots of beggers inside and outside the club. Dollar…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Best Night Moves visit in a long time

Have you ever had a disappointing time with a stripper, given her a second chance, and had it work out marvelously? I had just such an experience on a recent Sunday night visit to Night…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Classy feel to the club

I would say in terms of sheer ambience this is probably among the best club in the dfw area. To add to that the food is really good and the service is nice, i…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Fun time but could get expensive really quick

Decided to stop by this place after a luck luster trip to Jen’s Den. There weren’t many dancers when I got there (4-5) and there wasn’t really a stage all, there is a rectangular bar…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Better than it has any reason to be

Let's be honest. This club is the only one for miles, so my experience is a bit tainted by the knowledge that it's my only real choice without driving an extra half hour to Atlanta. Even…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Havent gone in a while

AJs has always been hit or miss with me and I haven't gone in a while so I decided "fuck it, why not?" I went on a random Tuesday to see some girls. There were…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

In a rut

This is actually a compilation of two consecutive late Saturday afternoon visits. Neither was particularly memorable. Ideally was seeking a release. Or at least some fun. Not to be. 5-10 girls each time. Some repeats. Many…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Sunday at the LS is a Good Day

The Landing Strip has been off my radar for a few months. I really don't know why. It's a nice, big club with free parking and inexpensive dances. The dancers are routinely cute, with a…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

Hands down, worst ‘strip club’ I’ve been to in the US.

$10 to get into a decrepit, run down room. No bar to serve even non-alcoholic drinks. I went in late. 1 guy was there. And a single woman at a time is on stage. I’m very…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

2nd Vegas stop better still not great

After our bad experience at Scores, we got a little smarter. We called Treasures from Scores and they sent a limo for us. So, no Uber charge, no cover since we took their limo, and…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

okay better to go late

Legends is one of the premier clubs downtown, I think the other one was Bouzouki. One of the perks about being downtown is that if you are thrifty you can try to find a corner…

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NBA Part 20

And the moves keep coming. Boogie to the Warriors, who won’t even be ready to play until Jan 2019!!!!!! I heard Shaq, Kobe and the Mailman are signing to the Lakers after the 4th...Tristan Thompson and JR Smith are joining…

Club Fantasy

Sacramento, California

Looks like this club has become an after hours hip

Looks like this club has become an after hours hip hop party spot. Also saw on their IG page that they are trying to get their liquor license. If they get it, it wont be nude anymore.

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7 bucks a month

It now cost 7 bucks a month for membership on this site? WTF. I use to do lots of reviews and enjoyed reading the strip clubs reviews but now I'm shut out. This is some bull shit.

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Good times at Kittens

I went here after hearing many dancers from lake city club moved here. I did see a few that I recognized. Once I settled in and got my drinks (I think I paid 5 per…

Scores Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not the Vegas I used to know

Granted it has been 6 years since I last visited vegas clubs, but what happened? I wanted to go to my fav, Cheertahs but my friends declined and picked Scores. OK, I'm up for a new…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

nice club

I liked Subis. First off it seems its in the suburbs or something, lots of houses, nice neighborhood. You can park on the side for free, so not sure what valet was like but bet…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

fun club

This was a fun club. There was a lot going on there. Lots of characters. Some cool laid back. Some guards just eyeballing everyone prob a bit too much. Had a couple of TVs to…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

eh

Went to Colisseum on a Monday night and it was really slow. Things were pretty dead, and the most I could remember about it was the smoke. The smoke was so thick I felt like…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Lots of eye candy but not much action

With a couple hours to kill, I arrived at rick’s at around 530 to relax, have a glass of wine and see some tits and ass, and that is exactly what I got, but no…

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How do you find a hooker in a casino?

Legit question. It's hard to figure out who the working girls are versus the girls who are just dressed attractively. Even worse are the casinos that have day clubs with pools where everyone is wearing bikini-wear.

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Chelsea Pezzola

Another one of the Co-hosts of Swing Clinic on Fox Sports. They are doing a good job of putting eye candy on this show. Would you get dances? https://www.instagram.com/clpezzola/?hl=en

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Yesterday a bartender at another local club told me the

Yesterday a bartender at another local club told me the Showplace has lost its liquor license for 6 months. She is usually a reliable source. Maybe someone can confirm. I haven’t been there for years.

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

prob never again

Went on the night where they had 10$ dances. It was dead on their premier night. Lots of whales and not talking about the dudes. The hottest girl in the bar was the bartender. Many…

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Elise Lobb

I must be watching a lot of golf. Elise Lobb is another golf reporter for the regional Fox Sports Network show Swing Clinic. I think you guys will like her better, especially those who like spinners. Would you get dances? https://www.instagram.com/eliselobb/?hl=en https://goo.gl/images/uiWdG9 https://goo.gl/images/QMNDqI You can also…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Rough Thursday - Lots of girls, not much to see

Good: lots of girls, cheap drinks, great waitress service, most girls personable Bad: one 9, four 7s, the rest were 5s or below Stopped by The Strip on my way home from work. Glad to see…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good-Average Vegas Strip Club

We visited Sapphire late on a Sunday night (probably more like Monday morning) in March. We dad no intention of going to a strip club, but our cab driver offered us free entry, which turned…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Dances are getting blase'

Made a couple trips in the last week to 390. As usual, when I like a dancer, she seems to be gone a week later. The latest visit was with a couple girls,…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Variety is the biggest draw

Stopped in on a Saturday night to see the many ladies. The main draw to this club is the variety of women available. The majority are white with a sprinkle of black, hispanic…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Sexual Eruption.

( **Alternative name has been given for the anonymity of dancer) After the first stop to Wackos for lunch with EastCoaster for the afternoon, the daytime showers were starting to catch up with us. When the…

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Interesting visit today at a SC

Had an interesting afternoon visit to a SC today that was new to me. Walked in with an hour to kill and 80 bucks in my pocket so just planned to tip at the rail. Tipped a girl dancing, she…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Missed opportunity

Tried Polekatz on Tuesday when Dances are 10/20 for topless/nude. Understandably it was more crowded than a regular weekday. The benefit of Tuesday is that there are more options among the dancers.…

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"just the right amount of wrong"

This Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas, is it new? Did they make a new building or just buy an existing one? Do you find their ads provocative, suggesting of some sort of an alternate reality, something not entirely unlike Tijuana? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch-IaE63l3I https://www.cosmopolitanlasvegas.com/?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=bing&utm_term=cosmopolitan-hotel-las-vegas-_&utm_content=Brand-USGeo-Tier1&utm_campaign=DigitalAlwaysOn2016&msclkid=5884b31d004319a5d421e82799db0565 SJG

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Phatboys mom likes to suck SCPandits aids dick

LOOK I TALKED ABOUT YOUR CUNT MOM TO FAGGOT GO CRY ABOUT IT

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

The Steak was good

Stopped by on a Tuesday a couple weeks ago. Been awhile since I've been clubbing and had some extra time to blow so why not visit Coli. Not sure if it's me but this place…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First time at Kittens

I normally frequent Pandora’s but as a resident of the south end was looking for a closer club to try out. Kittens has multiple stages with lap dance area and VIP rooms. There…

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Best subs

I thought which which was the best but im still in love with subway

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Extras on the Menu

Quoted two-fifty for FS, one-fifty for BJ, both covered, during 3-for-50 dance. It’s pricey for a quickie. We all draw the line somewhere. I don’t ever do FS, but a BJ sounded good after midnight…

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Why isn't Phatboy answering my post no more?

I promise to translate everything to ghetto Spanglish so you can understand it. I thought we had something. We definitely shared moment no?

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Lookers on this visit

Came in on Thursday luau week paid cover 20$ no discount allowed on special event. I haven’t been here in awhile cause management suck ass but this time decided to give it a shot…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Always fun!

I love this club. It is the most consistently enjoyable time of any club in the area for me. The negatives are well documented : small, poor ventilation and smoky, no VIP area, a fair…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

Quiet Thursday lunch hour

Stopped in at noon because I was going by and had been a long since I was here. Entered and it was the usual dark room. One bouncer at the door, one bartender,…

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ESL for Phatboy

Because Ingles isn't tú first lengua. Bitch is actually a not nice word, muy malo palabara. Nos dicen dama (lady) in Ingles. Also Las drugas aqui no es medicine es muy bad too. Being a pimp es el mismo como un ladron.…

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Sick water buffalo hustle

I see on YouTube videos where the Bangkok go-go dancers go to hustle for PL's is a sick water buffalo back home in their province. I can easily visualize me reaching for my wallet as one of these cute Thai honeys…

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Balls

Shave em or not? Discuss...

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PSA: Ghetto Nacos may sound like troll, but trolls are more intelligent

Phatboy is a ghetto naco almost-mojado, not a troll. So stop insulting troll by calling him one Si he's from the lowest ghetto trash you can get and He's around people who aspiration is to be able to at least get…

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Dayton, Ohio Clubs - where do you go?

I have been out of the scene for 3+ years and want to check some clubs out again but things seemed to have changed. Harem was a place for "good mileage" but they must have closed. Are all of the…

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Wolf of Wall Street says " Get out of Bitcoin"

I loved that movie. I especially loved seeing Margot Robbie naked. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/29/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-get-out-of-bitcoin.html?__source=yahoo%7Cfinance%7Cheadline%7Cstory%7C&par=yahoo&yptr=yahoo

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Id like to know.

At what age you started FREQUENTLY/REGULARLY attending strip clubs? Thx

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Different Every Time

I have stopped in this club three times since my last review, most recently just a few days ago. I travel around the area so occasionally I have and overnight stay in Kalamazoo.…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

one gem made it worth the trip

Hadn't been here in about 15 years and was curious so a buddy and I made the pilgrimmage to the the Colorado on Saturday night. Can't miss it. Big sign that looks like it belongs…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Got the Job Done!

Was heading to DC from Boston and the rain was crazy, couldn’t see the road for a while. Decided I need to pull over for the night, then it dawned on me to make…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Very crowded

Finally decided to give this place a shot. No cover nor pat down, walk in sit at the bar and get a $4 water and $7 Heineken. Approached almost immediately by an AA on the…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

First visit in a long time...wow

After a crappy morning on the links, I thought I'd check out Gatsby's Pub (South) after an absence of a couple of years, The club layout hasn't really changed. Be careful when entering…

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Strip Bar Rescue! (Club Platinum - Las Vegas)

So, I got the free trial for Philo the other night (no credit card needed, they text you a code) and Bar Rescue was on with a strip club episode! They had found a slow dive in Vegas where…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Like a completely different world

So, against my better judgement and the mixed reviews, I stopped in to Angel's while I was in WV for business. As I get to the door, I am greeted by a good ol'…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Friday night

Visited the club last Friday night during their Customer Appreciation night. Had upwards of 30-35 girls working. A few new ones but once again mostly the regulars. Did speak with a couple new…

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Did you ever want to assfuck Beyonce?

Too late, she's off the ladder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=61&v=4pjikkK4uJY

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Downhill

As a customer of this club for over 9+ years, I have seen the ups and downs as with this industry. I have not been coming to Penthouse as much as I have in the…

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Finding self worth

TUSCL friends I am often known for my random posts some funny, some sexy (i hope anyway) and all honest. This is something i have been thinking alot about and something i have heard other dancers talking about and that…

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Hola Amigos Party July 4!!!

Hola Amigos!!!! We wanted you to know we are having a big party down in Tijuana on July 4. American Independence Day has nothing to do with us but we will use any excuse to throw a party. Great…

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Booths in strip clubs

Is this a northern thing? I see it mentioned in reviews quite often but I have only seen it once. At Kahoots in Columbus OH.

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Have you ever taken a train or a bus to a strip club?

This guy did both. https://www.tuscl.net/listing-reviews.php?id=2913&s=1

Angels Birmingham

West Bromwich, England

MUCH AS BEFORE

Although I was staying some distance away I took an opportunity to return to Angels since the nearer clubs in Derby and Nottingham are (a) not open on Sundays and (b) offer much poorer value…

Bare Back Saloon

Rock Springs, Wyoming

Worked at Barebacks May & June 2018

Bareback Saloon is one of two strip clubs in Rock Springs, Wyoming. It is the nicer of the two clubs. They run anywhere from 5-27 dancers a night. They let anyone dance here who gets…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Much better visit than last time

Made an unplanned trip to Centerfolds after another plan fell through. I had a bad experience with a ROB last time here but didn’t want to write the club off just after that because…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Unassuming dive

Small club, not a lot of seating. Bartender was friendly, beers were $6. When I arrived all dancers were hanging with patrons at the bar and tables. Got a beer at the bar and scoped…

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AMLO wins Mexico

For those of us on the border, the landslide election of a self-avowed Marxist as President of Mexico could have a big impact. Here is his platform ♦Amnesty to all drug cartels. ♦No longer will work with U.S. immigration…

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What do you call a stripper with no clitoris?

Q. What do you call a stripper with no clitoris? A. It doesn't matter. She won't come anyway.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Probably both. I'll be there this Tue&Wed to celebrate

Probably both. I'll be there this Tue&Wed to celebrate independence days :-) and seeing non stop fireworks.

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

It's a club

This review is based on a few different visits to dream on Saloon over a couple weeks. I was working in the area and spent a few afternoons and evening here. The building is rundown,…

Exotic Kitty Gentlemen's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

Nice bunnies for nice price

Based on research I found the club interesting and also they respond fast to Facebook messages. So planned for this visit, as I was staying near the airport so I took a train to nearby…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Disappointed at Jen’s

The last time I was in Akron I stopped by this place and had a wonderful and relatively inexpensive time and some numbers from a young lady for take-out. So I had high hopes— this…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Just Xena

Went in knowing what it was and came out pleasantly surprised. People are definitely right that the place takes you back 20-30 years. Place was pretty smoke-filled and just 5-6 people hanging around a bar…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Worst trip ever to this club

I gave the value rating a ten, because my money went a long way, right out the door. When I got here, some moron was trying to be everyones personal party guide, but all he…

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Iguana burrito Floriduh style.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5905521/Meet-woman-hunts-cooks-eats-IGUANAS.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Solid talent and value

Afternoon visit to Subi's. Parked on the street to avoid the $6 parking fee. The club is small but comfortable, almost a neighborhood bar feel. Beer is overpriced but less so than other clubs.…

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HIV

I personally dont care if the chance of spreading HIV is low, im still going to do it. I want to get anyone I can, so the more to spread the legs the better. it doesnt matter if its one…

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OTC Hotel

SO this girl I met at the club I told her I would give her money for the sex OTC, and when I got her to the hotel I Banged her out and then took the money back when she…

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Rape Foreal

So, I was at a club in baltimore and I got into the room with thegirl. showed her the condom as if it was on and then continued raw she was uncomfortable and un sure and I had sex with…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

The good, the bad, the Gras

Mardi Gras is not the only club in Springfield/Western Mass. But it is by far the largest and basically the only one that's not a shithole, as president Trump would put it. The club has…

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Being in a busy strip club makes me feel like a geologist in a canyon.

I'm surrounded by cleavage!

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Ballpark

Stopped by the ballpark and it had all the same charm as it always does, smokey and a bit run down, but serves it purpose. I was in a hotel close by while traveling and…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

First trip to 19th Hole Lounge

Place has been described many times in other reviews so won't spend a lot of time on that. BIg rectangularish bar with poles on the inside a lot like Playhouse Lounge in Burlington, NJ. section…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Follow Up Visit

First time back here in some time. Saturday is still the busiest night of the week. I prefer this because I can sit back without being bothered by every girl there. If you like lots…

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IF YOU REALLY WANT TO CLASS UP STRIPPERS: HONEST ADVICE THAT WORKS

Lotta niggas want to know how a stud like me gets with these classy stripper hoes, and get me some when I want. Kk some tell you what my system is. Read RBD's the system. Now remember that only works for…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

It's been years

Been a long time since I've been here so I decided to stop by after a lawsuit settlement. As usual, paid $20 cover charge and they don't accept any yelp or competitor passes. Got in…

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LEBRON TO LA

Now he gets to lose to Golden State 3 or 4 times a year instead of one. Oh well it was a nice run, being a life long Cavs fan I guess I'll never see them in the finals again.…

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Amanda Balionis

Awhile back, I had a discussion post on Fox Sports golf reporter Holly Sonders. You can see that discussion here. https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=43400 Watching CBS golf this weekend, I discovered Amanda Balionis who has the same role for CBS's coverage. Here are some…

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indica.

i’ve encountered a dancer named indica. and a dancer sativa. both fun butt relatively low mileage. sativa was kinda disappointing. next time i’ll try to focus on indica more. this vague subject refers to girls. and next time indica 420…

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Next time, Buy the tie!

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurries toward the mirage, only to find a little old Jewish man standing…

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Extras etiquette

If I am going to a club where extras are on the menu, should i be prepared with my own condom?

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Looking for clubs that hires Thick/Curvy Girls?

Hi I’m currently in the San Diego area I’m heading to LA maybe OC area visiting my famiyand working but I still plan on going to San Francisco does anybody know of any club that hire thicker girls. I’m…

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What’s The Craziest Position A Dancer Got In During Your Alan Dance?

Last night I got a dance from an A A girl at a club nearby. I had never seen her before and she was quite a stunner. Hair cut short in sort of a 70’s black exploitation film look. Terrific…

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IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DATE/MANAGE SEX DOLLS: HONEST ADVICE THAT WORKS

I saw an article today about this and it sounds like a lot less work than coaching a stripper on how to get a guy to put a dollar in her garter - "properly disinfect with special antibacterial soaps before…

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First trip to the Strip Club promised land- Detroit

Well after being on here for several years and reading about how great Detroit is for clubbing I'm finally taking the plunge next week. Right now I'm thinking on visiting the Flight Club, Coliseum, and then perhaps flipping a…

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Dallas strip club recommendations.

Hello. I'm from Florida and I'm considering visiting my friend in Dallas and seeing the clubs over there. Anyone got any info that they would share with me about them? Like in Orlando the clubs have the chicks with pasties…

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For those of you that like full figure models.

https://www.instagram.com/tessholliday/?hl=en

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MackTruck Took A Wrong Turn... Into WalMart

https://www.google.com/amp/s/boingboing.net/2018/06/29/enraged-gentleman-drives-his-p.html/amp All this over a pallet of water.

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Trannys in the clubs.

From a recent review: "The tranny was there, offered me a dance. i was not paying attention, or I would have noticed it before accepting. it did inform me before starting, though, at which point I terminated. give it credit…

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2AMers even happen in paradise.

ST. CROIX — A shooting incident that occurred inside as well as outside the Playaz Club during the wee hours of Friday morning, left one man dead and another man critically wounded, V.I.P.D. Public Information Officer Glen Dratte announced Friday…

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Have you ever seen...

Seen ur gf/ex gf/boss/friend/co worker in the club? Lol

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Why?

Why are so manybpeople scared of shitting? All you got to do is stop by your local McDonald's or bleachers and let er rip. Make sure you have shop towells in your car

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I shit so much...

I shit so much my pants fit different. I need a new wardrobe and a smaller belt. Shitting is so fun! Try it sometime.

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Shitting

A couple days ago I was out and about and I felt the urge so I found a McDonald's. It was one of those turds you cant trust. Some guy was hogging the stall and would not come out. I…

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Why are strippers like clouds?

Q. Why are strippers like clouds? A. Eventually they go away and it's a nice day.

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GACA Finds Another Beauty... Things Didn't Go Too Well

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214075329.html Damn GACA, you all blinged up like that?

Tijuana

Picture of Brothel Workers in Tijuana for San Jose Guy

http://cdn.historydaily.org/content/55119/3a10a9d4365811ef456491a839ffcfdb.jpg San Jose Guy is thinking "I'll take the tall blonde."

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Quickest way to get to California from hk

So I’ve seen some discussions about it taking some time to get back to CA from HK. Any recommendations for someone with just a regular passport? My flight departs from SD back home at 6:45pm.

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Would you rather eat the food inside a strip club - or would you rather eat the

I know certain clubs have good food. But there are some pretty good food trucks too. Thread inspired by cash Mane

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Has the white girl populatuon at follies picked back up ?

I keep finding young hood rat looking but very attractive young white bitches stripping at follies according to their IG...I'd post picks but last time a bunch of you guys got pissed so I'll refrain from sharing pics.

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General Grant

Had a dancer refuse a $50 bill today. Owed her $40. She gave a good Scarlett O'Hara imitation. Says he was damn Yankee general and she was not taking his money. I gave her two Jacksons instead. Tennessee money readily…

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Story time

In another thread I mentioned that my ATF frequently will describe in great detail some of the more impressive and significant sex acts she has experienced. Being 40 years older than her I sometimes have a need for assistance in…

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Reversing club decline

The strip club closest to where I live has been undergoing a slow decline in the number of customers over the last several years. Recently they started closing on Sundays and changed their opening hours from noon to three the…

Tijuana

Tijuana v thailand

Which food do u prefer. I love thai

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OT: Funny sight at Starbucks

During a visit to Starbucks, I saw a sketchy homeless looking dude completely passed out in a chair leaning against a wall. Mouth wide open and totally out. Appeared to have a glass of water in front of…

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How to avoid your loyalty from being taken for granted...

So as I am a guy who tends to stick to one dancer at a time and come to the club once a week. With my CF it seems that my reliability and loyalty is starting to be taken for…

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ID scan in San Francisco clubs?

I'm not a fan of the ID scanning at the front desk. I've read up on the reviews , but I want to avoid ID scans. Any info on which clubs scan vs dont scan ID?

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Sweet Nothings

I love it when the girl whispers sweet nothings in my ear. Heard recently: "Go ahead, you can stick your fingers in there, if you want." How sweet!

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Best options in Houston

I’ll be in Houston on a Monday night, any recommendations? I’m not to worried about spend, although good value for the $ is always appreciated. Would love recommendations for any of three categories 1) super hot girls with good mileage…

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The Decision

I could never be like those girls... gyrating around naked on a stage with men slobbering all over them... So disgusting.... Another cancellation notice this time the power... next month the rent... They pile up until i collapse. I'll do…

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Being a real man in the strip club

How many of you guys walk into a club and once you find what you like...instead of waiting passive at the table praying she notices you and complaining when she avoids you...instead just walk right up to the bitch and…

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Why are strippers like rocks?

Q. Why are strippers like rocks? A. You skip the flat ones.

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What is there to do around Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club if you're not in the mood

Any places to check out or eat?

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Any penalties for mongering outside Zona Norte?

I understand that in TJ, Zona Norte is where prostitution is tolerated aka legal. Anybody ever get in trouble for mongering outside this zone? I read the reviews for Amnesia and NB Elite Men’s spa and saw no mention of…

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Why do Dancers ignore you?

This has only happen 3 times since I have been goimg to different clubs. This time , I just walked in , ga2d a drink in hand. I saw "Big Red" making her way throught the crowd. In fact, I…

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Phoenix Strip Clubs

I'm going to be making a trip up to Phoenix, tomorrow Saturday, and check out at least one SC since I'll be up there. Also, it's very possible this will be my first ever day visit to any SC.…

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Strip club car jacking

CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Three masked men carjacked a man at gunpoint Thursday outside a Cleveland strip club, police said. No arrests have been made in the that carjacking happened 12:40 a.m. in the parking lot outside the Lido Lounge on West…

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MMA Chick Fights

I like MMA, but I can't get into watching girls fight. Am I the only one that feels this way?

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My fave stripper video

This is sooo hot. Lol https://www.instagram.com/p/BkYDAXmhl_6/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1b2o4kah7j9ae

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Cheerwine Float from Cookout

OMG I'm in a diabetic coma heaven right now....with a grilled chicken Sammy, Orion ranges with coal slaw...hot damn What's your favorite fast food dish in 2018

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Paid a SA baby $30 over paypal to suck her boyfriend off then send me the video

Shit was so good I jerked off to it then tipped a $20.... best part was the bonus video...he tuck her up the ass and she moaned my name the whole time Loved that Shit

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OT: Mo' Money Mo' Money Mo' Money

What comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth is, for a president of the United States, unprecedented. So is what goes into his wallet. In their recent financial disclosure forms, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner reported more than $500 million in…