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House Of Lancaster

Toronto, Ontario

Boring afternoon before anything started

I was recently visiting the Toronto area when on a whim I decided to visit the house of Lancaster since I was staying down the street. I recognize that I did not go at peak…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Could be better, could be worse.......

4 "dancers" were in their booths. Not the best selection, but there was one latina in a short dress in the first booth. She caught my eye, so I went to talk to her. The…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Different From The Rest

This was my first time here, literally not a single girl was dancing, all were either standing around by the wall, or chatting up a customer. I was approached by several for short conversation, followed…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Good morning release

Decided to pop in (and up) for the Legs and Eggs. Ive been here a few times now and the Friday mornings at this place are there to serve one purpose. The place…

Da Bodega Gentleman Club

Cleveland, Ohio

It's getting ugly here.

There were about 6 dancers, black/hispanic mix, a doorman, a female bartender and about 7-8 customers besides myself. I was chatting with a nice (at the time) young hispanic dancer when there was a commotion…

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Not at all far-fetched

The good old days are slowing slipping away from us... The Ant and the Grasshopper Two Versions: Two Different Morals OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Well... They are open.

I was at HL a week or 2 ago and they had a sign up and flyers on the tables saying Centerfolds was open. Tonight I figured I would try them out. I'll…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Club Update

Due to work/travel, I’ve been to this club quite a few times recently. It’s really close to downtown Hartford and easily accessible by two major highways - I84 and I91. Club is pretty clean.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Good mix, if you can tolerate crowds

Just been into going to clubs recently, I think with some options disappearing due to FOSTA-SESTA it's appeal shifts up. Tonight just got back from trying out Synn. It's a bit of a drive but…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Hoped to find something sweet

I was in North Phoenix had some time to spare so I decided to stop in to the Candy Store. I hadn’t been there in quite sometime. I entered and noticed about 3 or 4…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

At a Low Ebb

I've visited Sasnak on a Friday or Saturday about twice per month over the last several months. The experience has been on the decline this summer. Few patrons seem interested in buying dances…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Hot Day in the Summer

I've dropped in to Club Alex's a couple of times in the last couple of weeks, but this review in mostly based on my visit (about 8 days ago). There were 10-12 customers during my…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

If only they could do lap dances!

I was faced with a choice - Good Guys for totally nude dancers, or Paper Moon Springfield for hot dancers wearing g-strings and pasties. Both clubs are roughly 20 minutes away. On this night, I…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

Boring

Nothing stood out at all at this place. The dancers were, like, not horribly disfigured, but that's really the nicest that could be said about them. No one showed anything. No touching. Grabbed money like…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Slow night

I keep coming back thinking I am going to find a diamond in the rough but always leave disappointed. I remember in past years where I would always find at least one dancer above…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Wednesday visit

I was bored on Wednesday and thought I would stop by to see what Wednesday is like here. I was glad to see a couple of new girls dancing. Sat at the side stage for…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Better than expected

I have always avoided this club when I've been to Seattle, figuring that a club across from Pike's Place would be a dull tourist trap. To my surprise, I had a really good time…

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Six words: Who am I?

Let's play. variety big booty small black clubs Who am I?

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Ed King

Guitarist from Lynard Skynard and one of the co-writers of Sweet Home Alabama has passed away, I believe he was a native Floridian but his tribute southern rock song to the state of Alabama was one of my favorites RIP…

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How does a stripper's boyfriend remember her bra size?

Q How does a stripper's boyfriend remember her bra size? A It's the same as his IQ.

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Not as good as night time

I had heard that day time was better at Baby Dolls. I have visited many times in the evening and always considered it the top club in Dallas. Essentially there are dozens of women, dances…

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I bet this guy can teach Crazy Joe a thing or 2 about shitting

https://youtu.be/BW6RIz6vDgQ

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This Security Guard Filmed All His Farts for Six Months and Went Viral

https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/vbjkg3/this-security-guard-filmed-all-his-farts-for-six-months-and-went-viral

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Crazyjoe getting a workout

And some lunch https://youtu.be/EtcrvjcnyM8 Everyone loves giving Crazyjoe lunch

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A disappointing first visit (except for lunch)

Having read multiple reviews of the Cricket over the past month and growing a bit tired of my regular hangouts I decided to give Cricket a try. I’m virtually always an afternoon visitor, and…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Crazy Horse Crazy Decent

The club has an unusual layout. Definitely different other places I've been to. When you enter, it looks like you're walking into a movie theater or to watch a play, with rows of…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nice evening spoiled by a psycho

Visited this club on a midweek evening due to positive reviews here. The place definitely has a neighborhood bar type of feel, with a small square bar taking up a almost half of the floor,…

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Dayshift vs Nightshift

I've only been to clubs at late night, usually 11-12 PM. Generally I've noticed it doesn't usually get busy until past midnight. For those of you that attend clubs in the daytime, how dead is it? And how is it…

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PAD THAI

Isnt this shit the best food or nah?

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Thursday's Journey

My visits to Club Desire typically have me spending more time in the car than in this club (65 minutes each way from home). While the club is small, I've never seen this club's complete…

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Two truths and a lie

Let's play. I'll start. Which one is the lie? I'll make my first one easy: 1. My GPA my freshman year of high school was a 0.8 2. I was onced booked into county jail for attempted murder 3. I was once nominated for…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

HH Never Changes

Stopped by at about 8:00 PM on a Friday evening. Was told it was "shift change" and the only dancer was a 4 and heavy. I sat alone for a while and no…

Tijuana

Tj chicas

I gad 3 tj chicas texting me at the same time today! Has anyone ever had that happen or had more than one stripper calling or texting at the same time?

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Avoid Cassandra

Visited the Purple Orchid last night around 10:30. The highlight was Sheila the bartender - dark haired MILF with lots of tatoos - awesome ass and great personality. I wish she did lap dances. Anyway…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Still the best in Indy

I used to go to Indy for work quite often and would visit Brads. I have a different job now and happened to be driving through and stopped both ways. First visit was…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Quick Tryout

I was in the area on business and decided to stop by before heading down south. The area looked industrial, reminding me of the Dallas area strip clubs. Felt a bit disoriented upon…

Gentlemen's Playground

Rocky Mount, North Carolina

Disappointing

Disappointing first and last visit. Five dollar cover on entry but only 2 girls working. Place was run down and not clean. Mostly locals there to drink. Was told by the only…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Someone posted awhile back about a Latin music playlist or

Someone posted awhile back about a Latin music playlist or suggestions. I lack the music gene for anything but 80’s pop and rock and some older R&B. What’s good stuff for the Chicas? Feel free to post or mail me.

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Jim Gaffigan on Kimmel

I should have posted this last night but I was busy and ending up forgetting about it. Did any of you see Gaffigan on Kimmel's show last night? He spoke about his kids and traveling and showed an extreme amount…

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Pistola wins the man award

Unlike most of the rest of you beta cucks, especially RickDugan, Pistola is a REAL man who tells it like it is. He doesn’t try any of this pontificating shit explaining how the hoes are ruining this board! But…

Mettler's Bar & Restaurant

Mankato, Minnesota

Very nice place

This was my first trip to Mankato and Mettlers. A girl I know from my home city was working there so I stopped in. I was very impressed with the place.…

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SJG True Identity Revealed

I got good intel that an amateur video featuring SJG was posted on xvideos. The dots are beginning to connect for me SJG https://www.xvideos.com/video32592565/lou_charmelle_gets_special_wedding_gift_-_cuckold_sessions

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

Went a few years ago with a group of college friends.

First off: everyone who has mentioned the food at this place is correct. Years since I've been there and I still remember it being some of the best strip club food I've had. The food…

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San Jose Guy

So I just checked with Vegas odds and the over/under right now on how many goats San Jose Guy will fuck this week is 10 1/2. So what are you guys betting? Over or under??? Definite over for me.…

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Pimps in Clubs?

I saw something on TV about a pimp being arrested and it reminded me of this incident. A while back I had a girl refuse to dance for me in a certain part of the club. We moved and had a…

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"Not Enough Details" in Unpublished Review voting

Am I nuts, or are about 75% of the new reviews simple two-liners that offer literally nothing beneficial to the review database? I figure I'm an experienced reader (and writer!) of reviews here, I should do my part to help…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Don’t go if you’re not already a regular

I would not go back here. This place is a money hustle. You are required to ballet. As in, if you walk up without a car, they will give you shit. So I paid the…

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Jim Parsons Turns Down 50 Million for 2 more Years On Big Bang Theory

Really? Like you were making so much more money for those Intel Processor commercials. Juice would cut off a toe for 1/10,000th of that.

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Surprise

$5 lap dances, wednesday night. Came in holding my 6 pack of craft brews, got in around 2330. damage was $20 at the door, doorman + cop pretty friendly. maybe 40 or I don't know…

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

AUGUSTA USED TO BE A LIVELY TOWN: I NOW PRONOUNCE IT DEAD

I entered this place 15 minutes after it opened at 4:15 PM. I don't know why the clubs in Augusta open so late. Most places they open at 11:00 AM or Noon. Maybe it's another…

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New Jersey Police raid another massage parlor

Lol this is why I stick to strip clubs. Its amazing that it took a 2 month investigation to finally get to the bottom of this. Either it took a while to get her trust or the detectives were a…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Chill night

I went on Wednesday night around 10pm. 20 bucks for valet and the cover was 15 bucks. Got greeted by a waitress sat me down in a nice spot where i can see the…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Full service

Went there on a Monday night. Was actually really busy (maybe due to it being a holiday weekend). They have a bar area at the bottom, and then a stage up top (the backrooms are…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Lunch time fun

Stopped by the playhouse on Tuesday around lunch1-130ish. I was there about 30 min and had a fun time . I couldn't tell how many girls were working but it seemed as if there…

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In Floriduh a face tattoo allows you to charge $10 more for oral sex.

See mug shots. https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/photos/mugshots-jacksonville/813809616?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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BBJCIM

I would say the most challenging extra is the BBJCIM. LDK is a given and girls usually have well known rates for HJ, BJ, and FS. How often do you get girls to BBJCIM or BBBJ? I have only have…

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Would love to

I would love to share a blunt or 2 with Nicole1994

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you's gots to

You's got's ta get the B with the G. Crank up the boom box. And rap with da juice man

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Not a horrible place

I have been to Rubys several times over the past few years. As a visitor to CT, I can not buy beer at this bar as it is a BYOB place, due to the full…

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Do you have a place this bad near you?

A recent review of Kuma Charmers in upstate New York: Horrible State Of Affairs Here Somehow they've managed to lower the standards even further at this place from the lows last time I was in. They seem to have done some minor…

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Went to my favorite club and spent $29 and stayed for 40 mintues

I know this has been discussed before by others but I might be ready to leave SC's behind. On Tuesday I went to a favorite club and saw not one woman that piqued my interest. Now my CF for the…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

Interesting layout and feature act

Right off the freeway and easy to get to from I-77. Easy, well lit parking and the building is really hard to miss. Beer was 6 or 7 dollars for a domestic, not a great…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Casual environment - worth going

I went twice, once on a Friday at 3am, and once on a Saturday after midnight. Upon showing ID at the front door, you go up a flight of stairs where you check in and…

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late afternoon lull.

seems to be a never ending circle at the end of dayshift until night shift really gets cranked up. The girls leave from dayshift and don't arrive for night shift until much later which is killing any possible business during…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

End of summer

Stop in again to see if any of the summer time college ladies were still working. There were still a few working and said they start college after Labor Day. Most had stopped working so…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Not too bad for an afternoon

Have been to Bucks a few times in the evening with my wife bun never in the afternoon. Didn't know what to expect. There were a few people in the club mainly at…

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AppleWoodLean

Check out this track on Rap Fame http://bttl.me/h/2lT0dGJ

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Why transfer from an ivy to a state school??

As we all know, a college education is a waste of time. The smart ones know to find a good man so that she can be the mother of his babies. I think Nicole failed to find a man…

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How long until your first LDK?

How long did you visit strip clubs until you first LDKed?

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

definitely a diamond in the rough

Was in the area a couple Friday’s ago around midnight so decided to stop in before my drive home. Paid the doorman 5 and sat at one of the high tops in front of…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bulking up for Football Season?

Stopped in to Henry's about 6:30. Had an hour and a half to spare. There were about 15 or so patrons in the club. No surprise that it smells very smoky, as usual. Couple dancers…

Double Vision Gentleman's Club

Clifton Park, New York

Finally Got A DAnce

So I went back to this place after being away for several years. I sat at the bar and waited for the many dancers to come around and see if I would like a…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

Used to be better years ago

Finished work early and decided to check out this place since I have not been here for a long time, got in and sat at the bar, order a Bud, prices are not bad. There…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Mid day visit

Stopped by on an early afternoon. There were only 4 girls working so it was pretty slow. None were on the floor or mingling with customers. I guess they don't do stage dances here during…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Jolene

Follies is more hit and miss than it used to be, but there are still some gems to be had. Stopped in around noon and after some initial disappointment with the quality of dancers, met…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Not too bad for an afternoon

Have been to Bucks a few times in the evening with my wife bun never in the afternoon. Didn't know what to expect. There were a few people in the club mainly at…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Afternoon a bust but evening was worth it

So I came by during the midafternoon and there were 2 maybe 3 girls dancing. I got the VIP band which allows for cheaper beers and access to the upstairs for about $10.…

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Where do you OTC?

Ok, so I’m about to bust my OTC cherry. We’re meeting in a hotel. But we does everyone go for OTC? Hotel? Your place? Her place? Any insight appreciated?

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TUSCL Fantasy Football Update - Need 1 More

If you’re getting sick of my posting it, I understand I’m sick of posting it too. RIGHT NOW, TUSCL Fantasy Football League has 11 teams. I need 1 more person to join OR I have 5 slots left to make…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Short weekend visit

Hadn't been to a club in a couple months, and I was feeling the need to head back to Pandora's. I didn't have much time available, so I was hoping to spot a favorite, have…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Not great and different

Went there Wednesday night around 9. Have never been, but have been to gatsbys a lot. Very different place. Seemed kind of run down and much smaller. Less comfortable. One bar with stage behind it.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

great place just not between 5-8pm

Came here on a Friday afternoon/evening. Somewhere around 430pm. Was hoping they would still have some of the around 20-25 dancers on the posted roll call but most had left for the day. Although there…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Still a decent way to spend an afternoon

I've been going here occasionally (once or twice a year) for 15 years. Only ever on a weekday afternoon. It has a very low-key vibe. The music is a little too loud for my taste,…

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'Big Baby' Davis On Strip Club Etiquette ...

http://www.tmz.com/2018/08/22/glen-davis-strip-club/

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Another night out with Juice

Last weekend Juice met this midget at the strip club. The 2 of them hung out and later both took 2 strippers back to their adjoining hotel rooms. Juice does it normal 30 minute wham bam you’re welcome ma’am. And…

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Urban Liar got 3 games?????

For covering up a wife beating asshole but they fire Tressel over tattoos????? Ohio State has some odd moral outrage.... seemingly tied to how they feel their football team is doing

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Doomsday for white clubs in Atlanta

So apparently...Oasis lost it’s liquor license, Follies got it’s hours cut, Mardi Gras is closing, and Cheetah got sold to property developers. Can anyone confirm this?

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A Revealing Trend

LinzeeDet, Nicole, Nicespice and now the dancing mermaid Waffle....... who's next?

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Couples dance

Swung through with the wife to celebrate some work success. Cover was 20, but they only charged her 10. She had been to a club before but not in FL. We started out at…

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Chick asking me for favors

I got this text message last night, the third of a similar nature in the past 5 days... *** I'm stranded on [current location], at the Mc D's for now charging my phone... Was trying to get a room or a…

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Nicespice

So Nicespice has revealed herself in her new avatar, and everyone can see what an absolute doll she is (like I told you in my review of her club). Too bad what she is wearing hides her epicanthic folds, which…

Champagne Agogo

Phatthaya, Thailand

Thailand experience

As i am writing this review i am in Pattaya with only two days left before returning to the states. My last trip was three weeks and was only able to get two weeks…

Then and Now

So I Just want to start off by saying that I've been To the Predecessor of Lido (namely SVT) A LOT ! SVT was awesome until no one knew about it and it was…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

You would think i'd have the system down by now.

I went in near shift change (7pm) and i think that was my downfall. I got a girl about ready to end shift. she gave a great floor dance. and by far was the sexiest…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

The change to topless from nude is underway

So Minx is going topless. It was a nude club, but they are going to start serving liquor in addition to the food. To prepare, the dancers have already changed to topless only.…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Good afternoon spot

Pros: no cover, cheap drinks, at least a couple of hot dancers, cheap dances Cons: rundown facilities, clientele is sketchy I am kind of regular here - go in for an hour during my lunch break at…

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OT: Ohio murder suspect cracked jokes while killing boyfriend, claimed witness

After fatally shooting her cheating boyfriend in the face, Shayna Hubers joked he should be grateful for finally getting “the nose job he always wanted.” Hubers, 27, claimed she shot Ryan Poston six times in self-defense at his Highland Heights, Ky.,…

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Is a hot young stripper out of your league?

Q. Is a hot young stripper out of your league? A. It depends on what night you bowl on.

Purple Diamond

Memphis, Tennessee

An evening that improved over time

Purple Diamond is about a twenty minute drive from downtown Memphis. It's right at a highway exit loaded up with hotels, fast food places, and such. The neighborhood didn't feel sketchy at all. While the…

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not a fetish but.....

Love some clean, sexy, soft and manicured stripper feet. I say, 'not a fetish' cause that's not my only or biggest interest in a hot girl. But.....she has gotta have sexy feet to be hot. Anyone else who? The feet gotta…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Can you get a blowjob here?

Can you get a blowjob here?

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DC9428+Nicole Were Meant To Be

https://www.colorhexa.com/dc9428 When you look up the color of DC9428, it’s the same shade of orange that represents the Longhorns aka Nicole’s school.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

There're pharma at every border area, 2 near HK, and

There're pharma at every border area, 2 near HK, and the bathroom guy sells Viagra & Cialis. They're authentic, just look for the logo emblem on the plister pack.

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Stoner thread

So I was chilling in my garage smoking my onnie (idk if that's a real term, but I'm talking about my one-hitter), and as usual, my mind starting wandering and I wondered why there isn't a stoner thread here. We've…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Not a 'Gold' Experience This Time Around

My review is going to be based on two visits to Gold Club: August 8th and 22nd (both Wednesdays). Wednesdays used to be a guarantee hit at Gold Club, day or night shift. Nowadays, it's indeed…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Not a 'Gold' Experience This Time Around

My review is going to be based on two visits to Gold Club: August 8th and 22nd (both Wednesdays). Wednesdays used to be a guarantee hit at Gold Club, day or night shift. Nowadays, it's indeed…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Ssssmmmmooooking

OK- I get it. Kentucky grows tobacco and everyone smokes. So the clubs are filled with smokers. You will smell like smoke when you leave here. Now enough whining. No cover…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Tried something new

I decided to try out Thee Dollhouse after seeing the name and driving by frequently. It has an interesting atmosphere. Different from penthouse across the street, not as big but still nice. They do not…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Had a great time during my first visit to Mickey's

After reading about this club, I finally took a drive to check it out. I arrived in the late afternoon, and found the nondescript bar in the middle of a residential neighborhood in Cumberland. I…

Crystal Blue Cafe

Willimantic, Connecticut

The definition of lethargy

I'm not going back to Ultra Violet. There is simply no reason. It is a ridiculous strip joint. As a matter of fact, it is ridiculous to classify it as a strip joint. Based upon…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Recent visit

I stopped in after a visit to Centerfolds the free entry offer for having a wristband. The door girl took my ID to scan into a machine and switched the wristband I was wearing…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Fun visit after long time away

I recently ventured back to Mario's after being away from the area for a couple of years. The place itself hasn't changed. The bar is right there as you walk in, across from the stage…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Professional girls

I stop by at lunch on occasion. There are usually 2-3 regular women. They are mostly older but clean. They think nothing of showing you everything and they don’t mind your hands or who is…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

Harley

I went to the strip joint on a Friday night it was 15 dollars since it was after 8 pm. It was nice to walk in to see Harley, since her job schedule varies and…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Gave Penthouse another chance

The wife and I were in the mood for dinner and a show. Our last visit here was less that spectacular. In fact, a lot less than spectacular. It has been a while…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

great friendly vibe!

went in late after midnight and stopped by for a couple hours. paid the cover which was around 20 on a weekend so definitely not too bad. the bar is all nude so that was…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Still My Fav Club - But not as good as it used to be

So, I have reviewed the Hi-Liter many, many times. I have been coming here for years. They always have the best variety of dances. Skinny, chunky, black, white, Mexican, rockers, hip hop booty shakers.... whatever…

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LDK with newbie's first dance

I went against my sacred commandments of strip clubbing and came out smiling today. My rules broken were attending a SC I rarely go to and getting a dance from a girl who said it was her first day at…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A successful trip to Pandora's

I had a random Wednesday off, and I was in the mood for some entertainment. I decided to head on into Pandora's. It was about as busy as you would expect it to be in…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Much better this time

Arrived around 2:00pm and the place was busy. Not sure why on a Wednesday, but there were around 15 dancers and maybe 20 guys in the place. Most were sitting at one of the bars…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Typical Bourbon Street experience

After a disappointing trip to Sugar 44, I stopped in here to try and salvage the evening, but no luck $10 cover, and $10 for a well drink. Maybe 10 dancers working when…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

No play for non-regulars

I decided to change up my routine, and visited out Sugar 44 for the first time in over a year. $10 cover, and a $10 well drink later, I was at a table watching…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Good times

Briought a date with me who used to dance. She’s not into girls but will fake it to make me happy so what’s there to bitch about? She was overjoyed she could smile in a bar…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

First Visit

Came to Worcester on business and used this forum for research. So I skipped the closer in Worcester clubs and made the trip a bit south. Glad I did as Mario's turned out to be…

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Oldest Review Ever?

Found this review on google. It's for 2001 Odyssey in Tampa and was posted two months ago for an experience that happened in 1999. I think the owner response is quite hilarious. Posting as some of y'all…

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My troll personality

Shout out to those who can distinguish when I'm being serious versus not.. And therefore have fun with my troll personality instead of taking it seriously (except when I raged about feminism..then I was being serious..but again I only did so…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Update needed

I have been to and reviewed this club numerous times. Décor on the inside has not changed a bit in the 10 years I have visited this club. I don't go often maybe once a…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Why not

Had a couple of hours to kill so I decided to see how this fine establishment was doing. I hadn't been in quite a while, last time was several years ago when the no touch…

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Who Is A Pathetic Loser?

Papi brought it up in another post about most of us being pathetic losers. What is the definition of a TUSCL pathetic loser? Is it: ANYONE that is paying for sex no matter how cool you are or how…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Sure, just tell the girl you don't want any extras,

Sure, just tell the girl you don't want any extras, just to dance in VIP for you. She might be disappointed though, since they perform those extras to get extra money via tips. If you don't want any…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

My First Bad Review of This Place

As the name suggests, this review wont be very nice. Usually this is a go to spot, however this trip was very disappointing. When I first pulled up the lot was PACKED, so I thought…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Great info here you guys, much appreciated. Anislee you

Great info here you guys, much appreciated. Anislee you are the MVP of the comment section for this club. My trip is in exactly 3 weeks, 1 day. Almost here! Quick question: is the pharmacy close…

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Michael Cohen Pleads Guilty & Implicates Trump

Michael Cohen Pleads Guilty & Implicates Trump as Paul Manafort Is Convicted. Is Impeachment Next? https://www.democracynow.org/2018/8/22/michael_cohen_pleads_guilty_implicates_trump#transcript SJG

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Nina Bitch Cum Back

Check out this track on Rap Fame http://bttl.me/h/p3TO2Y8 Respect the king of NC

JB's Gentlemen's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

Take it or leave it

Came in right after opening. No dancers. Bartender was ok looking but friendly so I sat had a beer and waited. Was about an hour before a dancer showed up. She was built well but…

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Beware of overcounting dances here

I'm a veteran of the Akron strip club scene (as you can see by other reviews I've written over the years), and if I were you, I'd be very wary of this place. I…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

Earlier hours but food is bad and company is worse

I decided to see if anything has changed here because I heard the previous General Manager has left and a newer guy is in charge. Nope, it's even worse than before. They continue to maintain their…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Back after a while

I had a business appointment near the club and decided to lunch there. They used to have a good $5 lunch menu but I guess it's gone now. Still not a bad price for what…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

Horrible state of affairs here

Somehow they've managed to lower the standards even further at this place from the lows last time I was in. They seem to have done some minor redecorating of the "suites", one of which is…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

A promising, but uneventful visit

I used to be a pretty regular customer of this club, but I've been spending the vast majority of my time at the Pompano clubs instead of the West Palm ones lately. On Friday…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Better than I expected

At first I thought that I would be quite disappointed with my visit to Follies, but I ended up loving every second of it. I parked and paid the $5 valet fee, and got in…

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The Summer of TUSCL 2018: Juice vs The Strippers and Faux Strippers

And you thought Vince vs. Dougster was interesting...

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V-Live LA casting call.

I have no interest in going to V-Live clubs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFcMOkboSY0

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

Straightforward

The facilities are very standard. A central stage has chairs around it for tipping the dancer directly. Which, by the way, is the best way to get dancers to notice you for lap dances. I…

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Founder

There appears to be a problem with sending private messages. There is no topic box and when I try to do a carriage return in the test box, it apparently just sends what I have already typed. And that is…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Ok... had better and worse

Stopped in Tuesday shortly after opening. Things started slowly and built from there. In the beginning there weren't more than two or three girls on the floor... and NONE of them were circulating.…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Been Many Times, Usually Fun

I have visited this club many times, on all different days of week and times of day/night so this will be a hybrid review of all visits. Overall, very much enjoy 2001. It is one…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Nice place to chill

On this Saturday friendly Tiff was tending bar and I recognized dancers Lynn and Mae from prior visits. There was another larger dancer named Kim. I got a few dances from all three. They were…

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My love song to Juice

He wrote a beautiful one for me, so I did him one better and wrote my own for him. Took me like 2 minutes. I posted it in his thread, but I figure it needs its. So Juice, here you…

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This is just too awful for words

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/08/22/flesh-eating-std-allegedly-reported-in-england.html Note to self: decline extras while in England

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"Shit sorority girls say"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WW22JWgdr6g Lmao funniest ever. Disclaimer : dont believe this is true or that it accurately portrays them by ANY MEANS ..(they are very intelligent women ) but it is just funny Gtfo if u believe this is true tho lol cuz…

Godfather's 3

Wheeling, West Virginia

I'm also wondering how they stay open

As soon as you walk in the door, a pool table and the stage is in front of you. You have to go to the right all the way to the back of the room…

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Slow Jam to my baby NiceSpice

Check out this track on Rap Fame http://bttl.me/h/yJTbwa4 Thanking about chew

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Same Ole Circus !

Hit a few clubs last week on Wed afternoon. Most of the clubs were dead, so my review will be only of the circus, which is where i wound up. Crystal was dancing…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

A Party

This club is a bit different than some of the smaller clubs in the area. It is the largest strip club I have been to outside of Las Vegas. Parked Valet, I believe…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Always a good time

This is the place to get a great value from a lap dance. I went on a Saturday around 2 pm. Plenty of dancers working. About half Brazilian and half American. Not many WOC (a…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Midweek Visit

Stopped in at about 4pm on a Thursday. There were about 3-5 girls working. They looked average except one that had huge boobs. I forget her name but she has short blonde hair and if…

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Kokaine Murzike

Check out this track on Rap Fame http://bttl.me/h/0XTNDoj Selling trailer trash snow white

FKK Forum

Have you ever traveled JUST to have sex?

And no, I don't necessarily mean travel for club/business means (ie: Follies, Sugar arrangements, Hong Kong, FKK clubs) but I suppose that can count. But I'm talking about plain old personal casual just for fun sex. Sure, there are plenty of people…

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A love song to NinaBabina

Crazy Fucking stripper LMFAO...hope she likes :) Please note I do this for a laugh K love Check out this track on Rap Fame http://bttl.me/h/DnTGlNJ Enjoy :)

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New Rap single "Bang Bang" just warming up

Check out this track on Rap Fame http://bttl.me/h/QOTQ1RW Enjoy while I cook up a few more Yep it's going to be one them days

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Kensall has been back for a few weeks (So is Jasmine)

Kensall has been back for a few weeks (So is Jasmine)

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Been there last couple of Tuesdays and seen a variety

Been there last couple of Tuesdays and seen a variety of girls. Last night was Skye, Luxe, MaryJane, Lexi and Jordan

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Heard Quinn went to Caddy

Heard Quinn went to Caddy

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Good day actually

Went here Thursday after work last week to relax. My waitress Vivian was very nice and attentive, got all my orders correct. And no kind of attitude what so ever. They had about 10 dancers…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Terrible

I haven't been to an Akron Club in over 6 months. I can say that not one of the clubs I usually stopped at had any dancers that I would even call "average" if you…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Sunday night visit

Sunday evening around 6pm when I was supposed to meet with someone but she had baby daddy issues, I decided to waste time at Electric Blue. I've been both extremely satisfied and disappointed at this…

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Do I have to remind u guys that I am married to DC9248

We going to be power couple after graduation I was hottest bride ever Ok bye

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

another trip to pony

Was back in ATL for business at decided to try Pony again. Had been here before and enjoyed it. Not as raunchy as some other clubs nearby but it was a nice change…

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Porn & Lawyers - Someone’s In Trouble

Lawyer Pleads Guilty to Porn Scheme That Made $3M http://newser.com/s263624 Amazing racket. Lawyers team up with porn producers and go after people who uploaded torrents of the porn films. They then sent letters to the people and urged them…

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OT: in the midst of the Trump investigation

I have wondered, maybeHow many people do you know who have died mysteriously or of a bizarre suicide, or have been beaten to death or murdered in a hail of bullets, how about someone who committed suicide by shooting…

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Strippers vs Civilians

Who gives the better sexual experience on average? A lap dance LDK versus civilian full service?

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If Nicole1994 is legit, does this mean she and DC9428 are really married?

I feel bad now about not getting them a gift.

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Clubbing Goals

This is for the PLs as it doesn't apply to the strippers. We all go to clubs for different reasons and have different criteria that suggest a successful visit. Piggybacking on the clique discussion... Which group do you identify with? Note: This…

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Time to send TrollWarnBot to the scrap heap

No big surprise that Nicole1994 was able to Keyser Söze the resident "geniuses" on TUSCL, but TrollWarnBot is supposed to be this ultra-sophisticated AI, and he didn't have a clue, either. Hopefully he'll do the right thing and delete himself.

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When you go out on a date with a stripper, how can you tell when the date is ove

Q When you go out on a date with a stripper, how can you tell when the date is over? A She'll put her panties back on.

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Haz andy ov chew ben deeb n dat wet wet

Shat b lik watda

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Wanna dance?

https://www.instagram.com/mikachesser/?hl=en

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Cinse weed gots dez fiana hoez on dee cite im inspured to do sum tight learisisu

Y'all see what's up !

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Ever wake up and feel like a differnt persun ?

Mane I tells you twat I b grabbing sum orgy joose an my dyck b had 4 sum pye

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

These topics are in the discussion section bud, go there,

These topics are in the discussion section bud, go there, also read the reviews, yes I paid $5 before.

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I'm so queen of troll that I attewxqxnded trump rally in a burqa that i have sto

Lolol...I told nice spice this which she even commented about saying that I told her this in her thread talking about she was hanging out with me I wore burqa to send message to crowd that their hatred was not…

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I consecrate this song to my tuscl baby #2 Nichole

Your a reflection of daddy juice baby let's Krispy Kreme baby https://youtu.be/YpBpwcV9gWQ

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Visiting NY City 1 night This Saturday

Hello fellows, I'm from South Florida visiting NYC for 1 night and I'm hoping to find the best club for combination high mileage dances and good value in VIP. Any advice appreciated. a couple of locals advised Ricks which is just…

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Absolute Truth/A new PL low or High for me... Can you top it?

So, I was in a mood today, work has been going extremely well, Stress and tension have been building up though especially as I've been pounding through 65-70 hour weeks almost all year. So I decided to take a little…

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Spice sporting dem classes cuz she...

Got dem crosses eyes LMFAO Or maybe she just ray Charles that shit Wear the blind stick and dog baby ?

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OTC - NE Ohio

Any experience with OTC in NE Ohio? How much did you pay and for what?

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Nicespice and Nichole

Needs to post a naked pick of scissors Let's give them some money if they do

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Stripper was talking about shoving cocain in her ass

Real shit... she was telling me how she even pops pills in her ass Is this really a thing ?

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Nichole seems a lot like a juice troll

Buy me Dunkin Donuts plz out

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Do u guys like my profile pic

I know u guys gonna spice looks better Its ok she cute tho and I look good too so gtfo but love my new pic lololol

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Defecate this song to my Tuscl Baby Nice spice

https://youtu.be/z_4FAOAWMPU

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i have an announcement to make

i will be creating an organization of my own to rival SJG's. using the millions I have made through my music career i will be creating an organization consisting of the baddest hoes throughout the country to save our young…

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Hanging out with Nicole right now

She’s legit :)

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

I went the day after and the decorations were still

I went the day after and the decorations were still up. Some of the girls were still dressed up for it. I heard a lot of dudes showed up for the free booze and food, so it was standing room…

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Are you afraid of the dark?

We've all seen the 2AMer reports, and there have even been some in Ft. Myers. And since I moved, I don't get to club as much as I used to or as much as I'd like. It also…

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with a ring

Another discussion got me thinking I prefer a stripper/sex worker who is married or has a serious boyfriend A hot young mom with both? Great. Sexy to me. I'm just using her there's no chance of a relationship starting anyway? When u…

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with a ring

Another discussion got me thinking I prefer a stripper/sex worker who is married or has a serious boyfriend A hot young mom with both? Great. Sexy to me. I'm just using her there's no chance of a relationship starting anyway? When u…

FKK Forum

Amsterdam and FKK Clubs in Germany during winter.

A lot of good advice yesterday has me thinking of a vacation. Would it be a bad idea to visit these places for sex tourism from Christmas to New Years

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Do you guys really.............................

.........................believe that paying strippers is superior to being married? I know a lot of you claim this, but are you being totally honest? Do you really believe there is no way to have a happy, fun, lifetime marriage?…