Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Killing a Thursday Afternoon

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DocAlonzo
Aug 29, 2018, 3:00 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I'll spare you all the description and layout of the club and the different dancers as I'm sure you've all heard it adnauseam and that's not really what you're seeking. I've been coming to the Playhouse for a few years so I've manage to control the dollar parade and only give as needed. So it's a Thursday, mid-afternoon and there are the usual cast of characters; Tatiana, Samantha, Milla, Ruby, Eric, Leah and Emma just to name a few. Emma is recently new, tall and stacked Brazilian I believe, I have to check her out next trip. On the American side, Mercedes, Nadia, Devon and Crystal. My first stop was Mercedes; an attractive Asian dancer mid-late 20's and fabulous body. I took her back for three dances and didn't let her "finish" me off as Crystal was next on dick, I mean deck. As always Crystal, early 40's American blonde haired dancer was all over the place and I finally grabbed her and took her back. Crystal offers BBBJ for $100.00 plus the cost of dances, so three dances and 22 wet wipes later, I was done with her. Please note: Devon was hanging with one of her regulars so that's why she didn't make my "dance-card", this time. I bellied back up to the bar, it was the bartenders birthday (Patty) so they gave me some cake, I washed it down with the rest of my beers and it was a wrap! Another trip to the PH in the books.

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