Former deputy arrested for fake stripper ticket

"Records show Hawes has been charged with false official certificates, two violations of oath of a public officer, and charged with making false statements after an exotic dancer came to Clayton County's Sheriff's Office and did a full taped interview, confessing that then Lieutenant Richard Hawes wrote a "fake" citation ticket" so she could show it to her boyfriend to explain why she was out all night."

I thought strippers could come up with lies to tell their boyfriends on their own.