How to tell a girl to get a boob job ?
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
OK. I know a lot of you are against breast implants. But some girls just need the help. I ran into that last night.
I went to Mons Venus in Tampa last night. One of the wonderful things about the Mons is that half the girls just walk around totally naked all the time. So when one walks up to you, there are no surprises. You know what you are paying for. There is a little bit of "wanna dance" because of that. Once the girls are done dancing for someone else, they are immediately ready to get another guy and not bother putting their clothes back on.
I'm sitting at one of the high back chairs off to the side and up walks this vision. 5-7, long legs, flat stomach, great skin, long blond hair, pretty face with these pouty lips. Just a real stunner. But she has a bikini top on. Now she is showing some cleavage from the bikini top, so I"m not worried about her not having anything there. She walks up to my chair and pushes herself right into my crotch, giving me a massage while we chat a bit. She's actually fairly bright too. So I let down my defenses and agree to a dance in the back. We get to the dance benches and she takes her top off.
OMG !!! I'm guessing they were b-cups because there was a fair amount of skin. But the breast was a severe pancake. Just the ugliest boob I think I had ever seen. This fantastic vision went to a complete turn off when she took her top off. After the song, I just paid her. I'm sure by the end of the song she noticed I had lost my erection as it was that much of a turn off to me.
If this girl turned those pancake b's into full c's, then she probably would become a high income stripper. After the song I wanted to ask her if she had ever thought about surgery, but I didn't want to give her a complex. Maybe I should have because this girl would get back her investment in no time at all.
I went to Mons Venus in Tampa last night. One of the wonderful things about the Mons is that half the girls just walk around totally naked all the time. So when one walks up to you, there are no surprises. You know what you are paying for. There is a little bit of "wanna dance" because of that. Once the girls are done dancing for someone else, they are immediately ready to get another guy and not bother putting their clothes back on.
I'm sitting at one of the high back chairs off to the side and up walks this vision. 5-7, long legs, flat stomach, great skin, long blond hair, pretty face with these pouty lips. Just a real stunner. But she has a bikini top on. Now she is showing some cleavage from the bikini top, so I"m not worried about her not having anything there. She walks up to my chair and pushes herself right into my crotch, giving me a massage while we chat a bit. She's actually fairly bright too. So I let down my defenses and agree to a dance in the back. We get to the dance benches and she takes her top off.
OMG !!! I'm guessing they were b-cups because there was a fair amount of skin. But the breast was a severe pancake. Just the ugliest boob I think I had ever seen. This fantastic vision went to a complete turn off when she took her top off. After the song, I just paid her. I'm sure by the end of the song she noticed I had lost my erection as it was that much of a turn off to me.
If this girl turned those pancake b's into full c's, then she probably would become a high income stripper. After the song I wanted to ask her if she had ever thought about surgery, but I didn't want to give her a complex. Maybe I should have because this girl would get back her investment in no time at all.
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A lot of guys complain about boob jobs but I wonder how many saw the girls tits before the enhancements.
https://imgur.com/a/EcM2zXn
If they were truly "pancakes," they were A's, not B's. I have full B's (last I checked, I haven't gotten fitted for my bra size in years) and you can see them in my avatar pic.
What is the most sensitive way a customer has recommended that you get a boob job?
If this girl's breasts look as good as yours, she would have been a 9.5. I don't really know the exact difference between A and B. There was a breast there, it just pancaked down.
A is just really small. If she had B cups that pancaked down, do you mean they were saggy?
That would still put her at an A cup. Usually they measure bra size by measuring the inches around the actually boobs, and measuring the flat area just below it. The bigger the difference in inches, the bigger the cup size. So I really can just measure my own on second thought.
Warrior, if you don't like the girl, just leave her be. But don't ever even think of telling a girl anything like that.
SJG
Similar thing happened to me at a club in Rancho Cordova. Girl asked me if I wanted a dance, I looked at her and she was kinda flat chested so I said no thanks. She asked why not and so I truthfully told her that I prefer women with big boobs. She then said 'I knew I should have gotten a boob job'. I told her that a lot of men hate girls with fake boobs so do it for yourself, not because you're hoping for extra income.
I came back the next month, same girl approached and asked for dances. She didn't remember me so I (awkwardly) retold our encounter from a month ago. Oh yeah she says and just walks away. I almost felt shallow but then I remembered the classic line from this forum: my money, my choice.
Pancake boobs can be Bs or even Cs. Usually women who have had multiple kids and breastfed (although "experts" say its the pregnancies and not the breastfeeding that causes this) only have mostly skin as all the fat and/or milk has disappeared. They still have enough skin to fill a cup though.
I feel sad when i see boobs like this. I hate boob jobs but these pancake boobs are a turnoff to all boob men so if she wants to make some money she probably does need to get them done. I still won't dance with her, but i won't tell her to get them done either.
You don't.
You're welcome.
Even if she tries to interrogate you, do not ever criticize her looks, or recommend surgical alterations.
SJG