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Why didn’t the stripper go to her high school prom?

jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Q Why didn’t the stripper go to her high school prom?

A She couldn't find a baby sitter.

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crazyjoe

Lol

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RandomMember

Several years ago, I got to know a stripper who got pregnant at age 15. She has this adorable kid -- but having a kid as a teenager is a sure path toward a lifetime of poverty.

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shailynn

^^^ unless the dad is Jared Fogle

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Cashman1234

This could be a bit inaccurate - as that same stripper finds babysitters for her shifts at Follies?

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