tuscl

Types of Dancers

pistola
Keepin' it 💯
Wednesday, August 29, 2018 5:05 PM
Cuddly Wuddly - Just wants to cuddle and talk and expects to be paid for hanging out BFF - take her to the VIP and she just tries to talk the whole time Air Dancer - no explanation necessary Alkie - Free drink whore Porn Star - Not a porn star per set but an 'I'm gonna handle your biz and drain you dry' gal The Stormy Daniels - she'll tell everybody about everything, big mouth gal The Cockblocker - bought a dance from her earlier, she won't leave you alone Door Vulture - Stalks those walking in The Psuedo Intellectual - Prides herself of being smart and witty and wants you to know it The DDs - The 'buy me a dance because *points at her gigantic tits*' gal The Troll - Obese and not attractive compared to the rest of the shift, she.. is.. always... lurking... LDK Queen - No explanation necessary Have at it gentlemen (and ladies - you're even welcome too spice lady). Let's see what you come up with!!

173 comments

  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The GPSer - "dances are $20 but I charge $40 b/c I'm so hot"
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The In denial Queen - "i'm not like the rest of these hoes - so you wanna fuck in VIP"
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    Da`Krazy - "No one will believe me but I'm pretty-sure I did a VIP with an alien once"
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Juker - Knows what she's doing and right as your LDKing stands up to avoid any mess
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Snail Trail - Why are you even working today?
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Imposter - 'No, this ass is real gal'
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Scholar - I'm just doing this until I graduate gal.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Buzzkill - O.M.G. Did you just get a boner while I was dancing for you?
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Germaphobe - prior to the dance puts sanitizer on your hands; sanitizes the whole dance area; and puts a cloth b/w you and her even though she's wearing a double-thong at least
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The bareback is no big deal queen - tries to mount you bareback w/o even asking
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The no-game dancer - has to team-up with a dancer buddy
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Wannadance queen - I'm just here to make $$$ not socialize
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The VIP only bitch - apparently dance $$$ is beneath her
  • MackTruck
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    6 years ago
    What about the Lot Lizzards
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The multiplier - instead of using addition to add the songs she uses multiplication (aka the over-counter)
  • MackTruck
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    6 years ago
    Lot Lizzard Lives Matter too
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Add-Ons girl - "dances are $20 but if you wanna touch my breasts then they are $30"
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    No means yes dancer - "let's go get a dance" - "c'mon it's just $20" - "what you don't have $20" - "what do you come here for" (aka the pushy dancer"
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Overseller - "You have no idea what I'm gonna do to you if I get you in the back" - then proceeds to give you a low-mileage dance
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Sympathy Dancer - "my dad is in the hospital and I need to make $X to pay his medical bills"
  • BN1ce
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    6 years ago
    The Crazy Baby Voice ROB - thinks using a creepy “cute” voice will trick you into spending $200 for a half ass air dance
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Emotional Manipulator - "thank you for not touching me at all during the dances; you are such a gentleman - you're the best customer I've ever had - I wish all customers were like you - you made my day by coming in today" The PL buys every word and eats it up like a ham-sandwich
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The half-song queen - always starts dancing right away in the middle of a song and charges you for a full song/dance
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The low-mileage talker - tries to engage you in convo constantly thru the dance in order to avoid having to give you a real (good-mileage) dance
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    No idea what customer service is dancer - thinks it's perfectly fine to talk on the phone, or be texting, or talking to another dancer, while dancing for you and charging you of course
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The fake newbie - tells all the custies she's new to dancing even though she's been dancing for 5 years
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The I'll say anything to sell dances dancer - "you know what I actually LOVE small penises"
  • TFP
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    6 years ago
    I love these, as I've encountered dn near all of them. I HATE that tiny high pitched voice one. So phony that it's a huge turn off. And the VIP only dancers, never had one because I have to test drive first. Anyone ever had one of them? Do they actually deliver in VIP or is it like I expect......a rip-off. The '$10 extra to touch me' dancers..... there's a club in Northern California (Gold Club Centerfolds) where at night time it's pretty much the standard. So every dancer says contact dances are $30, no touch dances are $20. They successfully converted the entire club, this is the only place I've encountered this. The Buzzkill, thankfully only encountered this in low mileage clubs that I'll never set foot in again. Or girls that trip off of you adjusting yourself. Man these are great, keep em coming!
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The take you for granted dancer - you've been with her several times b/f - then after a while she comes up to you when she sees you come in the club, says hi and tells you she'll come back - then proceeds to work the room for 2-hours b/f coming back to you
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    Omg the half song queen hahahahahaha. This happens all the time!
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Lot Lizzard - shell blow you in the parking lot for a ride home
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The ATM Lover - Cmon let's go to the ATM!!!
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Disney Bitch - I'm a princess dammit!
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Anderson Cooper - I'll dance for you but truth be told I don't even like dick
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Nina - Hang on I need to go in the back and smoke real quick
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The take you for all you have bitch - "so - how much do you have on you"
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Sneaky Hungry - Saddles up next to you and after a 2 minute convo asks the bartender for a menu
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The party girl 2 - fucks around all night w/ her dancer buddies then 15-minutes b/f the club closes is freaking out b/c she hasn't made any $$$
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Papi - I can ass clap. Watch this! *proceeds to uninhibitedly twerk*
  • TFP
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    6 years ago
    The Nina.....LMAO!
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Rents Due gal - momentarily hard up, usually doesn't do favors but is in need. You want to find this gal.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Dr Jekyll Ms Hyde dancer - all friendly till she has a few drinks in her then she goes all MMA on a custy over a minor disagreement
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The James Taylor - Approaches you with a friend and is more worried about her fiend making money
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The I don't believe in change dancer - you get a $25 dance and hand her 2 $20s - she says thanks and takes off
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    I hope Founder is working on a catalog...
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The StripperWeb dancer - "I've always been the top-earner at any club I've worked - and I don't allow customers to touch me"
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The overachiever - "I graduated valedictorian of my class and have two masters degrees but I prefer to dance"
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The SJG - she is passed out in the corner (maybe drugged) and hogging the good seats
  • blahblahblah23
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    6 years ago
    oh jeez this is pretty good
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Kung Fu dancer - expertly blocks your hands from touching her *anywhere*
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Helen Parr (ala Elasitgal from Incredibles Movie) - How... did... you... just... do... that... move....
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    Lmao at Kung fu!!!!
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Juice - this is a disheveled looking gal that looks like she just did something she didn't sign up for in life
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Juice dancer 2 - she's so broke she'll actually take food-stamps as dance-payment
  • Subraman
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    6 years ago
    The Crisis Counselor: "My rent is due tomorrow and my ex-boyfriend just stole all my cash, can I get $400?" "My car broke down! Can you paypal me $200?"
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The West Virginia 7-ups - the ones with most of their teeth
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Weave Bitch - Spank me, cum on my face, just do... not.. touch... my... hair...
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Patchouli Lady - Smells like incense at first until you get that whiff of armpit and unwashed pussy
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Self Admirers - spend most of the dance looking at themselves in the mirror
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The TUSCL dancers - aka they know the deal dancers
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The dark-skinned Papi dancer - she's so dark the DJ keeps calling her name to get on stage even though she's up there already
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The GW - more concerned about getting singles on stage than getting lap dances
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Unicorn - Hot, dirty, and cool and just your type. Get them digits, these gals don't come round often.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Buzzard - You're drunk as fuck, already spent money & this gal approaches you like you just walked in
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Unicorn 2 - super-hot - great sense of humor - super-easy to get along with - loves sports - then you find out you click w/ her so-well b/c she's actually a dude/tranny - not that there's anything wrong with that
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Bayou Bitch - Where are you from? She says some town you've never heard of population 29.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    Lol! I've experienced the Unicorn 2.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The I'll work with you dancer - "dances are $20 but I'll work with you and do 2-for-$40"
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The FML - when you realize that the dancer has probably had sex change operations and you're too drunk to care and just think 'god bless that surgeon.'
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    "... Lol! I've experienced the Unicorn 2 ..." Could you imagine what Subraman goes thru SCing in San Francisco - again not that there's anything wrong w/ that - you do you Subraman - no judging here on TUSCL unless it's a RIL (a tranny fave falls under "everyone has their type")
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Wifey - she's cool and did nothing wrong, you just have problems saying 'I'm looking for dirtier' because you don't want to hurt her feelings.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The I'm really exotic dancer - "I'm part Irish; part Japanese; part Native American; part Mongolian; part French; and part Somoan - really"
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    @papi the unicorn 2 is a story for a different thread. lol
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Wife 2 - she's danced for you before - after that approaches you every time as soon as you walk in the club - sits next to you and never leaves your side - if she does have to step-away she leaves her belongings w/ you to mark her territory
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    Damn - I"m running out of steam - I need a Red Bull
  • TFP
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    6 years ago
    The Kung Fu dancer, I had one that had to be a fucking 3rd Dan in that shit. I'm talking about before my hands could even make contact on a boob, she was doing that wax on wax off shit from Karate Kid. Matter of fact you could call her 'The Matrix dancer' also. She was dodging my hands like those agents would dodge bullets. Those dances were frustrating as fuck but looking back, I gotta admire the gal's skills lol.
  • minnow
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    6 years ago
    I hereby appoint Papi _Chulo to be the author of "Tuscl Handbook of Dancer Types"
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    The Cockswain - she grabs your dick OTP the moment she meets you and it hardly ever comes off from that point forward. She even leads you into the private dance area by it.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The OMG - everything is awesome and she uses omg, idk and abbreviations to talk in real life
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Mean Girl - talking shit about every dancer in the buildng
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Jersey Shore - thinks she is JWoww looks like a fat and is a much uncooler version of Snooki
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    The Meat Grinder - she grinds on your cock so hard that after a while it feels like you stuck your dick in one.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The D - From Detroit, shell fuck you for a $40 and a meal at the Waffle House
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Daddillac dancer - she'll take you for half a mil before you realize you've been Daddillac'ed* (*discussion board inside joke)
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The egg dancer - her tits are like two eggs, but fried
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Orange is the New Black gal - just got out of jail, ankle bracelet, but "Its cool yo"
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Putin - a Russian bitch that will ROB your ass blind
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Keeper - Doesn't ask for much, rubs your balls under the bar for forever until you buy her a dance
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Bottom Bitch - secure in herself, she likes targeting innocent younguns for you to test drive
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Fried Wonton - aka the elusive Asian dancer
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    The Egg Roll - the elusive Asian dancer that leaves you broke as fuck and wanting more.
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    The nicespice - (see Egg Roll)
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Nicole94 - variation of The Scholar, specifically going to law school to kill it on the Senate Floor while eating Takis.
  • AmeliaSmith
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    6 years ago
    I'm sad because I have a 12-year old, high-pitched voice
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The itty bitty dancer - gives you an air-dance for most of the song then grinds on you for a little itty bitty during the last 10-seconds to sucker you into another song/dance where she repeats the process
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Nicole-94 2 - like the dancer that was valedictorian of her class, but from back to front
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Obama - Overpromises, underdelivers
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The GW Bush - starts a locker room war just because
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    Oooooh the itty bitty hate that shit
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    LOL - "the Obama"
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Preview - gives you a sample, you go to the 'movie' and the preview was better than the movie.
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
    The acrobat: the dancer who wants to show off flexibility and athleticism during a lap dance.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Bernie Sanders dancer - "we should all get paid $100,000/yr just to dance on stage and just work 2 hours per shift - that would be fair - omg really - ok bye"
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The ARCO - *sighs*. I just need gas money.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Clueless Romantic - loves to talk to you about how awesome her boyfriend is and how good he is in bed
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Fosta - I'm just here because they shut down backpage and I don't know where to go.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    ^ LOL - good one
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Ferragamo - judges a customer solely based on his shoes. Avoid.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Rookie - has no idea about stripping - thinks guys will throw tons of $$$ at her just b/c "she's hot/cute" - thinks custies will just give her $$$ for her just talking to them and she may not even need to take her clothes off
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Glitter Bitch - no description needed
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The OJ Simpson - bitch got whacked by a possessive regular (no one on TUSCL of course)
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    The Pediphile - her only mileage is to put her foot on your cock OTP.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    Mrs Perfume - dayummmmmmm that shit is strong! Was there a sale of cheap perfume at Ross?
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Caviar bitch - charges an arm-and-a-leg for a tiny portion
  • ppwh
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    6 years ago
    Holy shit, I could swear that some of y'all have been to a strip club. > Door Vulture - Stalks those walking in Nooooooooo!! I only just got my drink and haven't even seen your stretch marks yet! > The Psuedo Intellectual - Prides herself of being smart and witty and wants you to know it I have also heard of physics! Please tell me more... > The bareback is no big deal queen - tries to mount you bareback w/o even asking Well... OK, you are exactly the kind of girl I would want to raise children with. (I'm not even shitting you guys, I swear she could tell)
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The One Trick Pony - lap dances are boring for the most except for the 20 seconds she knows what she is doing even though she doesn't know what she is doing, The One Trick Pony can be harmful to your wallet. Hint: it doesn't get better.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Matriarch - both her daughter and granddaughter dance with her at the club
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    'Holy shit, I could swear that some of y'all have been to a strip club.' Uhhhh yeah, some of us misogynists go from time to time. Lol
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    Oh wow forgot about the matriarch.
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    The Lady Gaga - underneath her horrible choice of outfit is a smoking hot body.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Wet Willy - Bitch I swear if you lick me one more time...
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    Yes SirDance agreed on Lady Gaga
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Max Headroom - just stands there shaking her head back and forth like a bobble doll
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Horoscope Bitch - Asks your sign up front, runs away when you say 'Whichever one swallows.'
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The IBRB gal - she leaves her half empty drink you paid for next to you then makes her rounds for the next hour
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Linzee - yeah we all want to bone this gal
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Ricky D - tells you it's $200 for otc then by end of shift it's $50 if you rent a motel with HBO
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    The Twerkaholic - she's mastered every form of twerking and her entire routine is just the repetition of it.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Nina Mambina - "I'm a total-winner and you're a total-loser - and we can argue about this as long as you want"
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    Oh man I've run into a few twekaholics!!
  • ppwh
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    6 years ago
    > The Ricky D - tells you it's $200 for otc then by end of shift it's $50 if you rent a motel with HBO The Grand Wizard... [view link] The Show is too epic to be left out, though: [view link]
  • Lil_Baller100
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    6 years ago
    too many goddamn types of strippers in this thread, there's only two types, a fine hoe and a not fine hoe
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Man n Cheese - so simple, nothing special, you've outgrown it, but reminds you of why you got into the Stripper World and are happy to have it served every now and then
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    *mac n cheese damn auto correct lol
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Lil Baller Ho - So happy to have a real man she calls anything over 3" a real dick
  • Lil_Baller100
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    6 years ago
    i'll have you know bitch, my dick is well over 8 inches and thick sometimes my hoes tell me its too big and they run to find pistola's tiny little cock after i've thoroughly worn them out
  • ppwh
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    6 years ago
    > sometimes my hoes tell me its too big and they run to find pistola's tiny little cock after i've thoroughly worn them out My bitches keep wanting to fuck pistola, too, but I haven't formulated a rationalization yet
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    Youre so awesome lil b.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Kwanzaa Bitch - I don't know what holidays she is talking about, I just play along.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Freeloader - before she leaves you, she is gonna get something be it a drink, a dance, a cigarette, or a nickel.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Shamu - daaaaammmmnnnnn I thought this gal was retired
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Crazy Eyes - gut says no, dick says yes, you'll regret it later and you knew this
  • crazyjoe
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    6 years ago
    This looks like a shootout between pistola and Papi Chulo. I cant tell who won
  • 501traveler
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    6 years ago
    The Granola girl - only uses natural deodarants, usually has dreads, is vegan, has a wierd funky smell to her or smells like weed
  • rl27
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    6 years ago
    Can't keep her accent dancer. The dancer who puts on a fake accent and can't keep it going. Often it's and fake Asian or EU accent that keep switching to standard local American. Tell you her life history dancer. Within first sitting down, you know more than you ever want to know about her dead beat fiancé, three kids with different fathers, car and house she just bought. Automaton Lapper. Sits on your lap in one position through out the dance, motion and speed never waving. Hey everyone I am giving a dance, dancer. Dancer who talks loudly in the next booth over while you are trying to enjoy your dance. Fitness coach. A usually hard bodied dancer who lets you know her workout routine in complete detail, and gives out fitness advice. Extreme cases even try to get you to join them at their fitness club. Nutritionist. Similar to Fitness coach but talks about nutrition instead.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The J Lo - she looks 40, is 40 and tells you how she looks 25 and only dates guys in their 20s
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    Shootout at the PL corral
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Disco Dancer - more preoccupied with dancing to the beat of the music as she was at a house-party vs giving you a dance you actually enjoy
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    Lol this thread is hilarious thx to PC. Wouldn't be surprised if founder makes a list and a link winds up on the pink site!
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Doorbelll - No matter how many times you try, nobody's home
  • NJBalla
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    6 years ago
    Lol I guess not to many NJ/NY or MA guys here, but dont forget "The Brazilian" This is a smoking hot FOTB girl who speaks conversational english and will act like she's your GF for 30 minutes, blow your mind in the LD room, and be able to move on to the next guy like nothing happened.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    ^yessssss good one
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Bruce Springsteen - she acts like the queen bitch boss, other dancers and the bartenders fear her, until they yell Shift Change
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Honey Badger - a ruthless bitch who will try to steal from both you and her fellow dancers and is usually in the center of locker room drama involving broken locks
  • MackTruck
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    6 years ago
    Right
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Subraman - she won't dare give another PL a dance when he's at the club "if she knows what's good for her"
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Dugan - "my life is in chambles so I'll have sex with you for whatever you give me"
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Papi - her butt is so big she requires two stages - not that that's a bad thing though
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The Papi - her butt is so big her bottoms are designed by parachute makers
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    Dream Stripper - easily gets middle-aged PLs to spend their children's entire inheritance on her
  • Vantablack
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    6 years ago
    My ATF is cuddly wuddly and the BFF and I'm okay with that :)
  • Book Guy
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    6 years ago
    Excellent ... loved "Kung Fu" and yes I too forgot about "Matriarch" ... ROFL ... and there are also ... The Broadway-Bound : she knows how to high-kick, has a choreographed performance prepared, uses a top hat or a cane, asks "how did you like my routine". Broadway-Bound can transmogrify into ... The Special Effect : fire-spitting, or bathing in giant champagne glasses, and always ready for a pole-trick when unnecessary. Generally neither The Broadway-Bound nor The Special Effect gives anything like a worthwhile lap-dance. There are also Circus Acts (really, I ride a unicycle to work! really! with my pet anaconda!) and Acrobats or Aerialists (I once did a number suspended from three cables over Niagara Falls ...). You get the gist.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Peek-A-Boo - This dancer has some long ass pussy hairs creeping out of her g-string
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Betty White - a babe in her day, grandma really needs to retire from stripping
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    The Bride of Frankenstein - she's all plastic surgery and it shows.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Walmart - Everybodys been inside her at least once
  • twentyfive
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    6 years ago
    The Narcissist she stares at herself in the mirrors as often as possible is easily distracted by her image in the mirror.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Vladimir Putin - Russian and proud with a great rack but usually a hustling ROB
  • NinaBambina
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    6 years ago
    "The Walmart - Everybodys been inside her at least once" This girl can also be called the village bicycle or the neighborhood mattress.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Starlet - Just dancing until she gets 'discovered.' Play here is to tell her your cousin's best friends daughter is an intern for Rob Reiner and you might be able to make an introduction.
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    The Sippy Cup - After 5 minutes you realize she acts likes she hasn't hit puberty yet
  • WillMunny
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    6 years ago
    The Clearance Sale - past her prime in age but she's keeping her body tight and offering discounts or upgrades to keep her income up The Big Frog - a 7-9 dancer who works in a dive club ("little pond") where the other dancers average no better than 6 The Double-down - still in her 20s but has had two or more kids with the same on again/off again baby-daddy
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    ^hahahahahaha The Double Down! That's hilarious
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