GPS stories

Hahaha did you say anything back to her? Honestly, she won that night if a customer is having to go to the ATM. It means he is spending more than he planned at the beginning of the night

@SALDK

I was a little surprised at what she said and didn’t say anything. Plus my customer was done soon after.

This actually happened when a dancer walked up and sat down uninvited.

Her: You should give me $20.
Me: Why?
Her: Because I’m a pretty girl.
Me: Does the pretty girl do anything to eat $20 besides be pretty?
Her: No, of course not.
Me: Then I suggest you go be pretty for someone else.
Her: What are you even here for if you’re not going to spend money?

She then flounced over to a bouncer and obviously complained about me. Said bouncer said something I couldn’t hear, and rolled his eyes at me when she walked away.

One entitled bitch that was not more than a 7 came over ot me while she was on stage...

Me... Do you have a joke for me?

Dancer... No, I don't do jokes

Me...why not?

Dancer... Because I'm an ENTERTAINER...

ME... Well then, tell some jokes and entertain me

Stripping is an entry level position for many young girls. They have so little real life experience and are full of idealistic views, like liberals in politics.

I had one dancer tell me I should be buying dances from her, because everybody who comes to the club is there for the dancers. I had to explain to her that it’s a two way street, that the only way the dancers make money is if there are customers walking through the door, so actually everyone working I the club is there for the customers.

She thought about it and responded,”No it’s not that way!” Whatever....smh

A while ago I was at a club and got a few dancers from a fairly hot stripper. She suggested OTC after a little while but said there would be no sex of any kind. I told her I wasn’t interested in payment for that and she felt that was very unfair on my part. She thought I should start paying her for....I have no idea.

Another entitled dancer...

She bumps into me while walking through the club... i knew lots of dancers and other staff including management well

Dancer... we need to go back there (vip)

Me... no

Dancer... why not

Me.... because I am causing trouble

Dancer... why, what are you doing

Me... I hand her a couple hershey kisses

Dancer... what is this?

Me... I am giving out free kisses today... but I charge for hugs though

Dancer... are you trying to drug me?

Me... no, just causing trouble

Dancer.... I am going to tell the manager you tried to drug me.

Me... ooooh really, Mike is going to laugh his ass off

Dancer... so now you are name dropping

Me... Go ahead tell Mike. I walk away.

One bouncer laughed when he heard the story and said I guess everyone is going to be flying in a minute because everyone was eating the kisses



Later I thought if I had it to do over I would have told her I was going to tell you a joke that is so funny it will make your tits fall off, but apparently you already heard it too many times. (She was flat like a surfboard) then tell her I was going to offer to fuck her brains out, but someone beat me to that also...

Several dancers I told this story to, told me to go back and tell her the last bit. The oppertunity had passed so I never did.

Crazyjoe, come to my club! I want to see what kind of chaos you would do.

Happened during my first time going to a strip club.

Last time I was in Atlanta, I decided to check out Magic City Strip Club because I have heard a lot about it.
I only came with about $200 around 11:30 PM, entry was free on that particular night and after getting pat down I proceeded inside.

I was stunned. I have never seen that amount of Unclad women dancing at same time.
There were at least about twenty (20) dancers mostly Black Americans with Big Booty.

They Lighting was dim so it took me some time to re adjust my eyes.
Went to the bar and ordered for some drinks while drinking I took time to scope out which girls I wanted to get lap dances from.

Immediately I saw a fine Latina walking by me, I pulled her aside and told her I wanted some lap dances she obliged and started. This chick was at least a solid 8 and very beautiful although she had a fake boob.
The dances were mediocre at best and she wouldn't let me touch her. I tried to touch her boobs but she kinda pushed my hands away. After about five lap dances I decided to cut my losses short and let her go.
I paid her about $100 for the lap dances.

I was getting ready to leave because it was almost 1:00AM but I convinced myself to stay a little longer because I was enjoying the Acrobatic Pole dances by the strippers.

While I was enjoying the show somebody tapped my back and when I turn around it was tall black stripper she asked me if I wanted a lap dance I said yes.

Immediately she dragged me to the back of the stage where it was completely dark. Before I could say anything this chick was already massaging my dick. I had to tell her to slow down because I was about to cum in my pants.

I told her I didn't have enough money because I already gotten some lap dances earlier but she convinced me to use the ATM and withdraw more money that I would have a good time.

I decided to withdraw $200 more and ended up paying $20 Fee for using the ATM inside the Strip Club.

During our dance, unlike the Latina Stripper this Black Stripper didn't complain during our dances as I would occasionally grab her boobs during my lap dances. Then she would also occasionally grab my dick with her hands and massage it while dancing.

She said something that threw me off, towards the end of my dance she asked me if I wanna have sex & I pretended as if I didn't hear her and she repeated same thing and I said how much she said $800, then she came down to $600 and that she was willing to meet up at my hotel room at the end of her shift.

I told her that $600 was expensive and the maximum I was willing to spend was $300 but she never agreed for that Price. This Strippers was a 6 at best and there was no way she could command such high prices.

No Escort & No Stripper should be paid more $500/hr for Sex including the Girlfriend Experience. Anything more than $500/hr is definitely GPS.

The highest amount I have ever paid for sex to an escort was $400 for two hours and two nuts. This particular escort was a Latina and a solid 9. Besides she was way above my league and there was no way I could hit that pussy without dropping some Dollar Bills.

GPS stripper: "So before we start, I do want to mention that my dances are fully nude, super sensual, and are $40/1 or $100/3."

Me: "Ok so wow that is more than I will pay but thanks so much for letting me know up front. The going rate for me is $25/1 not including a tip. I'd love to get dances with you for that rate."

GPS stripper: "Sorry but that's my rate."

Me: "Sorry, but that's my rate too. It's been nice meeting you but no thanks on the dance."

GPS stripper: "Ok bye."

We parted ways.

^^^^ that's become all too common around here.

GMD for the win on this thread
“ Then I suggest you go be pretty for someone else. ”

Honorable mention to crazyjoe
“tell her I was going to offer to fuck her brains out, but someone beat me to that also... ”

My second visit to this particular club, a dancer approached me. She had a nice little spinner body, but once you see her up close, let’s just say her face wasn’t her best feature.

Her: Is this your first time here?

Me: No

Her: Really? I haven’t seen you before

Me: I was here last month

Her: Well anyway, are you here for some fun?

Me: Yes

Her: OK. It is $400 for oral, or $500 for oral and sex.

Me: I don’t pay that much

Her: I can give you a first time discount, oral and sex for $350. What do you say?

Me: That’s still too high

Her (as she is walking away): Let me know if you change your mind.

Let’s see, why would I pay $350 when the previous time, a girl hotter than her agreed to do it for $200?

You Detroit guys have different stripper conversations than most of us do! Lucky bastaads!

Jeez, $500 here would get me *two* of the hottest girls in the club fighting over who get to eat my jizz.

Or an overnight with either of them, doing anything I want.

One of my friends from my old vanilla job back in Portland claims he gets hookers for $200 an hour. I believe him. We tell each other pretty much everything lol. I'd assume they are good looking in Portland or at least a "fit" size lol.

These GPS stories amuse me. Pretty sure all dancers have "GPS moments" shit lol. It only stands out to me when a particular girl is extremely ROBish all the time to the point of straight up scamming dudes every time she goes to work. It makes other dancers like me look bad by extension of working at a place that continuously lets all kinds of stupid shit go. It also makes the business look bad and untrustworthy. That just isn't right. But other than that imo a high self worth is a wonderful thing.

Buying dances is a chump's game. Select the girl and approach her yourself. Front room makeout session. Then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room, then take her home with you and continue seeing her regularly.

Always treat all women in a 100% civilian manner, in all situations.

SJG

Steely Dan Live 2006 Charlotte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQXobc4A…

@crotchrocket agreed but there are still strippers in Portland that will give fully nude dances for $25 ea. Also some will even come down to that rate from $40 ea. I brought one of my four faves down from $100/3 to $25 ea after two visits. And my backup CF has refused to up her rate to $40/1 or $100/3 even after her club raised it to that.

“These GPS stories amuse me. Pretty sure all dancers have "GPS moments" shit lol. It only stands out to me when a particular girl is extremely ROBish all the time to the point of straight up scamming dudes every time she goes to work.”

I’m slightly dissapointed by this thread, lol. Aside from some really good stuff by georgemicrodong and crazyjoe, the GPS stuff here is tame.

Not dismissing others stories of GPS, it just seems kind of tame to me :p

And true. I guess we all have all erred on the side of bragging on ourselves before with customers. Especially when they want to lowball you.

@sirlap So the clubs there are one the dancers set prices?

Many of us on here are experienced pervs that know how to pick the clubs and the girls as to not run into too-much GPS

I used to work with a group of girls where Nina and I worked together who would tell me any night with leas than $800 take home in earnings was a waste of time to them.
Dances were $20/song grind only & no extras. These girls earned a lot, but I always thought it was very superficial and uptight to have that mentality. I approach dancing differently and have monthly goals instead of nightly goals and try to get whatever I could and not turn down dances or be rude to customers (those girls would actually laugh at customers to their face and walk away from them).

@nicespice Most Portland clubs have a set pricing and don't like it when a stripper charges less and don't care if she charges more. But ultimately they just want their cut and it is difficult to really know so there are strippers that will offer different rates. I have one fave that charges me $70/3 but the other day LOL she asked me to remind her what our rate was which means she varies her pricing with others.

But overall strippers here will stick with the house rates. I get better rates for being a frequent flyer (and LOL of course an awesome masseuse).

Waffle I gotta say, in those $20 dance days the money was good and came easier. You know I'm not one to interact much with other girls I'm working with or sit in the dressing room bragging but money back then was really good. I know who you're probably talking about who'd come in and announce what they expect to make, and I don't think they always made that or even close. The first three hours of the night I'd be hustling my ass off while some of them sat down being lazy, waiting for it to get busier, when there's already a couple hundred or so to be earned in the meantime.

I had a perfect 10 ATF once that suffered from chronic GPS. I followed her during her switch to a different club and when I wanted to get dances she said at this club she only does VIP. I didn't try to negotiate with her and paid $250 for 30 min. It was a great time and I can't say it wasn't worth it because she was a super hot 10. But still she knew I came to the club for her and also she knew I wasn't going to leave without an LDK. Goddam it was only because she was a perfect 10. LOL I know I always say never give in to an ROB (NEVER!), but sometimes a PL can't resist a perfect 10.

Customer: "So how much for you to come to my hotel tonight?"
Me: "Five hundred..." (Pause) "thousand."
Customer: "What?"
Me: "Five hundred thousand dollars, and I'm all yours."

"You know I'm not one to interact much with other girls I'm working with or sit in the dressing room bragging "

Yeah, better to do it on strip club forums.

^There you go, following my posts around.

And yes, it is better to do it on strip club forums, as opposed to when I'm actually focused on WORKING.

*crickets*

unfortunately gps is on the increase. infecting more and more.

I recently had a average looking GPS offer OTC for $500 after just one dance. I looked at her with a smile and leaned in to her and said : for $500 you will need to bring another delusional girl and toss in a massage . She said I don't don't threesomes ... and I said I only do threesomes. She left without saying a word.

1 week later she was doing a threesome with me and a regular OTC friend from the same club. Life is good

Nina, you know exactly who I'm talking about! They'd all sit in the booth up by the dj and talk about random shit. Though, I was friendly with them, they always annoyed me with their better than everyone else working mentalities.
I firmly believe, to be successful in this profession, you need to adapt to the changing times, customers, and overall demographics and theh never did.

I think I have a different definition of GPS than the rest of you.

And no, I don't mean Global Positioning System.

@Nina: "Five hundred thousand dollars, and I'm all yours."

Had a girl offer it up for $1,000 one time. I looked at her and said, “I’ll assume that’s your way of saying no without actually saying no.”

She replied with “Basically. Not that I’d be stupid enough to turn you down if you’d agreed.”

I’ve gotten a $1k offer a few times. I never pursued it further to figure out how serious the customer actually was though. Or what would be required for that amount.

> She replied with “Basically. Not that I’d be stupid enough to turn you down if you’d agreed.”

This is fapworthy.

“And no, I don't mean Global Positioning System.”

German potato salad?

^The only kind of potato salad I'll eat.

@ Nina check or cash ;)

“German potato salad?”

I didn’t even know there *was* another kind of potato salad until I was about 10. First time I saw what most people think of as potato salad, I was like, “WTF is this? Where’s the vinegar? The bacon? Why is it cold?”

I don't have any stories. Some of what passes for GPS on Tuscl is just girls being girls IMO, (tame). Or maybe I've been desensitized to it from RL.

ME: I'll buy you a drink. What are you drinking?
HER: I only drink champagne.

-

HER: wanna dance?
ME: Sure! ---> (wanna dance was more common back then)
HER: You gotta pay up-front. --> (but pre-pay is not the norm)
HER: [proceeds to do some sort of liberal-arts "interpretative floor dance" a/k/a air dance including handstands in front of me and somersaults]
ME: [I stop after 1]

"a/k/a air dance including handstands in front of me and somersaults"

Wtf...???

^cash or check?

Cash, of course!

I like Mexican Potato salad - it's like regular potato salad but without papers

@Nina that’s toda la niche right ;)

Twentyfive, it was originally for just one time, but sure --- I'd be willing to do toda la noche for half a million. You know, for the right guy.

NiceSpice, I never try to use money to buy women. The Golden Pussy Syndrome is something guys create by taking the position that a girl can be bought. I NEVER do that.

In fact, from my first experiences in strip clubs I learned that things go very positive, once the girl sees that I am not trying to do that, but rather instead am engaging with her in a completely civilian manner.

SJG

^idiot.

People always are getting lost using GPS. Best to have a set of paper folding maps.

SJG

@Nina so we can break it into segments ;)

^ Ouch

So, I'm at my Deja Vu tonight for the first time in a long while and there is SO much GPS! I wish I could type out all of the shit I'm hearing in the locker room. Plus, there's a feature entertainer and everyone's talking shit about the feature.

^lol u gotta share 1 or 2 with the TUSCLers!!

@DC9428

ha ha - not your GPS fault when you ask it to take you to the nearest dive

Well, one of the girls almost got fired for slapping a customer because he grabbed her pussy during a dance after she told him he couldn't touch there. So everyone was in an uproar because the club apologized to the guy for her doing that and didn't kick the guy out.
Frankly, he should have been kicked out for doing that after knowing it wasn't allowed, but she also knows better. I never expect a club to side with dancers, so I was entertained with the bitchfest. But it was a lot bitching about guys touching during dances, etc.

^ how is that GPS?

I would slap a guy too if he grabbed my pussy after being told no. That is simply sexual assault, idc what anyone here says.

Me to a dancer last year at Club Desire:

CMI: "If we do a VIP, are extras on the menu?"

DANCER: "What are you interested in?"

CMI: "Everything. Full service, if that works for you."

DANCER (thinking): "How does $1200 sound?"

CMI: "It sounds like you've forgotten how to say 'no'."

I think a dancer should also be allowed to slap the customer. But this is because in my area, management won’t do anything if a customer gets forceful.

Though I get the impression that as long as the customer isn’t one of the managers’s “friends”, they wouldn’t care too much.

The hottest kind of GPS is when it's gold-plated and she starts talking herself down... "$250 ... wait ok $200 cuz you're sweet"

The funniest one started at $600 and after a few visits of hell fuckinass no, but I admire your spunk, she went all crazy Lamar and got herself down to $300.

That guy deserved a beating rather than a slap.

I haven't really been going to many clubs but the most common is this:

Her: [small talk]
Me: [small talk]
Her: So you want to do a VIP?
Me: I don't know, what would happen in VIP that isn't happening now or with a lap dance?
Her: [whispering] I will give you a BJ for (200-300) or anything you want for (400-500)
Me: Seems pretty steep, does that actually work for you at this club?
Her: I'll make sure you're satisfied
Me: Too much
Her: OK I can do 150 for BJ and 300 for everything

This is where it basically ends, because those rates are on top of the VIP room which depending on the club will be anywhere from 100-200 for just 15 minutes. If I wanted an escort experience, I would skip the club and get an escort and still be paying less.

I have gotten way lower for VIP extras than these GPS girls throw out. They must get those rates, though, or else they wouldn't quote them? I can't see how they make any more than a girl willing to do the range for 50-150 who can turn out 4 or 5 guys a night and pull 300-500 for the night on extras without all the haggling BS.

The "i only do vip" hoes are the worst. Usually thats at no extras clubs and there is no expectation of putting out. At least those whores quoting outrageous prices for extras are offering sex.

I’ve seen meditations posted on Stripperweb about how money should flow to the dancer because they deserve it. That perspective amongst strippers is not uncommon, IMO.

"Her: What are you even here for if you’re not going to spend money"

Typically my response to this is I am going to spend money but since it is my money I am going to spend it how I see fit-not how you think I should spend it.

If there is another girl someplace close by typically at that time to drive my point home I then approach her and at the very least offer to buy her a drink.

Modified GPS story. Decent 7 Girl gives me a solid $200 bbbjci...and on tits, and down her leg, on her thong, and the couch. It was a messy affair lol and she had to get napkins after twice lol. I told her I wanted to fuck her next time and she said it would take $1000 and when I said "well that's not happening" she said "this aint backpage". I was thinking of the absurdity of that moment.

"I’ve seen meditations posted on Stripperweb about how money should flow to the dancer because they deserve it. That perspective amongst strippers is not uncommon, IMO."

Yup, had one gal few years back. Asks for dances. Nope, not interested. Will you buy me a drink? Why would I do that if I'm not interested? Well, can I at least get a cigarette or a dollar from you? At this point I started laughing as if she deserved something from any male who she approached and she walked off muttering under her breath.

“The "i only do vip" hoes are the worst. Usually thats at no extras clubs and there is no expectation of putting out. At least those whores quoting outrageous prices for extras are offering sex.”

You reminded me of another story on that.

One time, towards the beginning of the night and it was super slow. I saw a customer obviously looking in one direction. I walked over and said “hey there, you looked really focused on something”

He said “yes, it’s that one over there”
He points at a girl who is one of the vip only girls who stares at the entrance looking for a customer.

I tell him, “wonderful. I’ll tell her you’re interested. Can you help me out a little?” He happily tipped me $4 to go to her.

So I told this dancer “the guy tipped me to come up to you, and getting a lap dance off him would be almost guaranteed.” She rolls her eyes, and looks away from me.

Like, I realize the customer is a young dude and likely not a cabana customer...but shit it would have been easy money, and who knows there’s the off chance he’s a trust fund kid who could have gotten a cabana.

There was a girl who used to work at the Rustic Frog across the river. I was in there one day about 7pm and I was the only guy in the place, with about a half dozen girls besides her. I approached her and asked for a lap dance.

Her: Sorry, I don’t do lap dances before 2.
Me: (looking around at the empty club, smirking a little bit) Ok.
Her: It’s just not worth it.
Me: Ok.
Her: You think that’s funny?
Me: Well, I’m the only guy in the club, and you’re turning down $25 (single song price) because it’s not $150. And I’m one of those guys who decides to do VIP or not based on the lap dance, you’re losing even the possibility of that $150.
Her: (shrugs)

I left around 9 and came back around midnight. Got a few dances and did some stage tipping. Also did one or two 15 minute dances. 2 o’clock rolls around and about quarter after, the same girl approaches me.

Her: Ready to do that lap dance now?
Me: Sorry, I don’t do lap dances after 2...

Yeah, it was a dick move, and I probably should have taken her up on it. She was at that point the single hottest girl in a club full of hotties, but the attitude just rubbed me the wrong way.

In a somewhat of a twist though, I was in the same club a month or so later, again around 7-8, when she approached me.

Her: You were right, I was being dumb.
Me: Well, I’m sorry for the snarky comment.
Her: (turns to walk away)
Me: So, how about a lap dance.
Her: Sure.

She turned out to be a nice girl. No sex ever, but a hot body she didn’t mind being groped.

@georgemicrodong that is a perfect example why i do not go to Louisville clubs anymore

I was solicited in a casino bar one time, very pretty girl. We had a pleasant conversation, even after I told her I wasn't in a buying mood. Eventually she makes her last ditch proposal and tells me it'll be "$1000 for a half hour or $1600 for the hour but she'll knock a hundred off because I'm cute". I instantly started laughing, loudly enough to attract the attention of bartenders and other customers. She stormed off clearly pissed.

^ Stud.