Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave Baltimore, MD 21226

I don't know why I even try...

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prettyboyd
Aug 30, 2018, 3:36 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

This place is just not any good.

I told myself I wouldn't be coming back, but every once in a while I just want a change of pace, and there are only so many non-block clubs out there. I rolled in about 930 on a Wednesday night, and was immediately put off because there was a stink of LITERAL hot garbage in the air. It was like their dumpster hadn't been emptied in weeks. It was just ridiculously off putting. $5 cover and obligatory ID scan at the door (probably my second least favorite thing about this place). I don't mind the layout, because there are lots of TVs in the place always playing sports, so if a girl that you're not a fan of is on stage you can at least watch a game.

The girls are almost all new, and almost all AA. I don't think I've ever seen so many. There are quite a few that are really attractive, but just not my type, unfortunately. I did see J-Lo from PC's sister working (hell, it might have been J-Lo. I mean they are twins after all, but I assumed it was her sister because she had her hair in cornrows, and J-Lo wears her hair differently, and I've seen J-Lo at PC very recently), so if you were looking for her, I found her for you. I saw maybe one or two girls I might get a dance from (one cute Latina, but she was on her phone the whole time she was not on stage, and a really sexy blonde, but she spent her whole time chatting to the girls behind the bar). I was done before I even started though, because I drink pretty heavily, because I'm a lush, and $8 for a Sam Adams adds up after tip.

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