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Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

They may have redeemed themselves

So I finally made it back to Diamonds after a long hiatus. And I am so glad I did! I had a business partner / friend in from overseas so my buddy and I decided…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Saturday night

I went here on a Saturday night to enjoy the young college aged girls dancing on stage. Typically on Friday and Saturday nights that’s when the hotter dancers come to work here. I would rate…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Bacchanalia

I was a newbie at Follies upon this visit. It was crowded at 1pm and there were plenty of dancers not dancing. They pass by you and whisper an invitation to dance and move on.…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Should Have Just Kept On Driving

Dropped in one Thursday evening. Traffic was unusually bad for a Thursday evening and the club was an exit away from losing my sanity. Well, at least that's what I was thinking at the time.…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Arnie's Closed!

Swung by the other day and like the previous review Arnie's is locked up and no lights at the inn. Word has it Arnie's has been sold to new owners and will be re-opening…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Got lucky with one

So this place is definitely a craphole. It's smoky as hell, the girls are generally awful (more on that to come), and the atmosphere sucks. There's that. The other side, however, is that is clearly…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

A better visit than I expected

I stopped in early afternoon on a recent Monday. Not many cars in the lot, I figured mostly employees. I was right, only 2 other customers when I went in. The girls werent really out…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Promise...

I took advantage of some time in the schedule to drop into Tattletale for a little while, early on a Tuesday afternoon. They opened at 1:00, and I was in the door about 1:15.…

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Would you fuck a woman who had a kid 2 weeks ago?

Serious question, which I am seriously pondering now for all too obvious reasons.

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Racism at the highest level of our education system

All these liberals claim conservatives are racist, but listen to what we experienced at the uber-liberal Ivy League school. I'm in Boston this week, took my son to tour Harvard. We couldn't get into the library because they required a Harvard…

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Live report DTW.

Founder if not allowed delete. Sort of a live report. Just left FC in the ink. Is that like the D? I think the ink has a nice ring to it. Anyway.…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

First visit. Pleasantly surprised.

Follies had about 60 people in line. The security guard said 20 had to leave before they could let anyone in. This led to my inaugural visit to Pink Pony. I had some 420 (j’s and…

Allure

Atlanta, Georgia

Closed again for renovations...

For the end of my "Not Follies" strip club tour (7 stops in 2 days), I decided to give the Gold Club one more try. I honestly didn't expect much. But, as I…

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Come play with me Nicole

I think that on Friday, while Nicole and Nina have their chat, Nicole should come to my Austin club and get a cabana with me. Cost of cabana rental will be $300-500. And cost of my time will be $1000/hr.…

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OT: Blue Jeans

What brand of blue jeans do you wear? I used to be big on Levi's, but the quality has gone done considerably over the past decade or two, so I'm looking for some new options.

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Biased

At the top of the review, I filled in "unknown" for most of the questions, not because I don't know but because it varies from shift to shift and day to day. I'm pretty sure…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Used to be great...

15 years ago, before the interent killed this place, this club was the bomb. Super hot girls who were willing to do anything for the right price. I still see my ATF from the Lei…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

First Time In Dallas

Work brought me to Dallas. I've been a long time reader of the forum but its my first time posting. I chose this club because of the reviews but seems like there are…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

GGR after a decade

Been a while since I been to GGR. Always used to have fun. The place has not changed too much over the years. 12 beans to get in. 7 beans to get a mandatory drink…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Big changes

Let me start off by saying that the old vics was better because the money went further than it did with present situation. With that being said, it is still one of the best clubs…

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Compete with Follies?

So, here in the ATL, there is one killer player in the daytime strip club scene. Low price, high mileage and lots of dancers... Everywhere else just kind of dies in comparison. And you can tell when…

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Florida Logic

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/vero-beach-jim-beam-285073

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A budget needs to include money a hotel.

I had some time off from work a few weeks back. I luck would have it I got to have some nice convos with civvie women both at the library and at the park. tl: dr I learned…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

O M G

Omg, where to begin. This is like stepping back into the worst housing projects in the country, in the 80's 90's. A sad tale really. Didn't have much expectation going in but Damn! Dump n Go…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Area Staple

Despite the recent raise in the cost of a dance, this club is still holding it down in the area. This is my go-to spot; i have my faves but there is a good selection…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

I used to visit Henrys, Bogarts, Leggs, all the time some 20 plus years ago. Now, I live out of state and it is rare that I have an opportunity. During a weekend…

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One day Jesus......

...is walking through heaven near the pearly gates when he spies Saint Peter frantically motioning him over. St Peter then asks Jesus if he could watch the pearly gates while he goes to the bathroom, promising to return quickly.…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Better Timing

I stopped in to Brass again at shift change, about 6:45, only because a business meeting on my schedule was postponed, giving me some free time. At least I got in without a cover charge.…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

The Dog is Okay

The Red Dog Cafe has been a staple of Oklahoma City strip club life for many dancers and customers for a long time. Many years ago, this was the only club that didn't have a…

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Nice new avatar

Nice new avatar Nina. Bs?

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Everything can be purchased at the pharmacies here. The HK

Everything can be purchased at the pharmacies here. The HK girl name Dora, no makeup, lots of kissing, $100/hr. But I've found my fav, a tiny SG name Venessa, $300/4hrs, I wish her ass was smoother. And I…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Midway Island has become Extinct

Several months ago there was a major drug bust and series of arrests at Midway Island. However, the club carried on. No more! I drove up to the club and noticed no cars there. There…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Great Lapdance wink wink

Ok...I must admit that this club can turn away a lot of people on any given night. Most of the times there will be older dancers there with a scarcity of young sexy dancers to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Perhaps we’re spoiled

Perhaps we’re just spoiled. That’s my conclusion for those of us who frequent Follies. I’ve waited nearly 4 years to return to this place and it didn’t disappoint. I arrived at 1130(ish). No valet, no parking…

Vivid

New York, New York

Lunch specials and apathy

Around 11 am - 3 pm this place has something called the "liquid lunch" on offer. Its a decent offer for a bar to make. The admission is free, bag check in is free and…

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I grew up in the 50's

That means that none of the shit I did back then is documented on the internet. LOL.

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Follow up: Racicst Stripper

My last thread. Papi made a comment about dealing with southern trash (not sayings Southerners are trash, but talking specifically about trashy southern white girls) Well I had mentioned that I was talking to a stripper who said she wouldn't date…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nice but no booby trap

In pompano Monday and my atf at BT said she started to work here Thursday and Friday days. She is off Monday and I thought maybe she would be here so I stopped in. Big…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

OK

Had a pretty good time stopped I late afternoon early evening just before day girls left but night girls started to come in. Very good draft beer selection now. Got a nice dance from Selena,…

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How about some good news for a change

All 12 of the boys trapped in a Thailand cave are out including their coach, what a great story.

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Stripper trading cards for Portland OR.

https://www.oregonlive.com/expo/life_and_culture/erry-2018/07/d236d704e71244/now_you_can_get_trading_cards.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

It's alright

This club is ok. Anyways there is no VIP, just dances which are $25 each. There is a long stage with a bunch of crappy unfinished poles which the girls do not do a…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

The best around - if you can't leave San Diego

Yes, you should go south (Tijuana) or north (COI) for better bang for your buck. But if you're stuck in San Diego and looking for fun, Cheetahs is as good as you'll find. I went here…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Deja Vu No More

I would say that I am similar to most guys, especially those that frequent strip clubs, I like variety. One of the reasons I go is to see a variety of naked women. I would…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Sunday Funday

Here's the scoop. Went to the inn on a Sunday evening not expecting much. Boy, was I wrong. Sunday's are $20 to enter, however the dances are $5 all night. With that said I saw…

Skin and Games

Portland, Oregon

Feels crowded both with customers and girls

I went on to Sin Rock after being dissatisfied with the Mystic experience. This is, perhaps, the nicest club (in terms of facilities) east of I-205. Maybe in all of Portland. The interior is beautiful.…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Is Mystic on its last legs?

Dropped by on a Friday evening around 10PM. The place was semi-full, with a bike club taking up one corner of the main room. The place also reeked of weed. The weird thing was there…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Lunch at the Oasis..

Went for lunch after reading reviews. Reached around 2 pm and was worried i would not get any food. The server was quick to help and got me the menu and confirmed food was available.…

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Furious woman is filmed confronting her boyfriend outside a strip club - after s

Technology will kill us all. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5937087/Video-footage-captures-awkward-moment-furious-woman-catches-boyfriend-strip-club.html

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Where to get STD testing?

Any recommendations on where to get tested for STDs? Preferably someplace cheap, discreet, and quick, though I would pay a bit more if that means the testing is done right. Thank you for any replies.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

@ anislee Thank you for your reply. I'll include the wipes

@ anislee Thank you for your reply. I'll include the wipes in my travel list whenever I visit next. Seems like you know a lot of the ins and outs and updated info on Hong Kong. Wish I could visit the…

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When a stripper gets married, why does her fiance insist she wear white?

Q. When a stripper gets married, why does her fiance insist she wear white? A. He wants his dishwasher to match his stove and refrigerator.

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Can you count

How many women you've had sex with? I feel as if this will b a long thread.

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How to be a good lover

Just like carpet, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years to come

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Jestrite50 at work showing his people skills

https://www.tuscl.net/profile.php?id=246863 ^^^ this dude at work https://youtu.be/m4OvQIGDg4I

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Hold on to your wallet

Went with two friends as a blow off steam night out. Upon entering we were set upon like a fresh sheep carcass by a pack of wolves. Some questionable Brazilians, one Blonde that was semi-dancing…

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Hustling Pool and UFC fights to pay for VIP time with Hoes

Most clubs have pool tables and host the major pay per view fights...this could be a golden opportunity to get good at these activities then find a sucker to take the bait...in theory this could help increase or prolong fun…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

No baby wipes, but femine hygiene wipes, they can clean

No baby wipes, but femine hygiene wipes, they can clean stronger, the ladies love it. Hotel Rizo does indeed offers vip discoubt like Cas. I see alot of new SGs today, they said been working 2 mos. Many in…

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Toychaser Fantasy: Part 2

Another fantasy I have is for me to find a spinner type black girl to pretend to be my mother as we lay in the bed because we have no where else to sleep and it is only one bed.…

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All this ice on me i need a monclaire

Don't fuck with square bitches I do fuck with square meals By my green like a Forrest Glock nine in my underwear

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Rate Her: Amouranth, Twitch streamer and cosplayer

She in the middle of some Internet drama since she was asking for donations from young men until it was discovered she is married. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjpicqJOi0Y https://www.instagram.com/amouranth/?hl=en

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What constitutes being a good sex partner?

I've talked with a couple of strippers who have been at the game for years and who are "extras friendly". Both tell me that with rare exceptions any sex acts done at work are only ranked from bad to great…

Wonderland NYC

New York, New York

They got me again

I frequent VIP on the regular. It is an interesting place. Cover is typically $20 but the doorman and host are great once they know you. I have even gotten free drinks out of them…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Awesome Club

I was in vegas alone and wanted to go back to my fav strip club, which is Sapphire. They sent the limo on time and i purchased the VIP 65 package. It gets you $50…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

I thought renovations made things nicer...

I saw that there hadn't been a review here for quite a while. I decided to expand my horizons and give it a daytime shot. I took one for the team. I…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Cloak of Invisibility

This place confounds me. They almost seem to want to turn away customers. From the reserved tables to prevent customers that are actually there from having the high top tables, to dancers that…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Got cockblocked...

I used to drop in here every once in a while, but it has been more of a while than usual. Occasionally, there would be a diamond in the rough. Honestly, it could…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

second visit

Got immediately gobbled up by a dancer I knew from another club on my first visit so made sure to get a better feel for the club on this visit before heading off to the…

The Foxy Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

Still nothing to write home about

Place was still essentially unchanged over the past few years. Pay your cover, head in, tables on right and two stages on left. Maybe a dozen customers for 6 dancers. Grab a cheap beer and…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Way too early...

I dropped into Pink Pony as the first stop on my Monday Strip Club Tour. It was early... like 12:30. No girls on stage, and three sitting at the bar. One was…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

Still has a way to go...

Since the last time I visited, it seemed a little early, I took the opportunity to visit a little later... I arrived about 7:45 and stayed until about 9:30. My Diet Cokes were…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Classy club

This is where all the hot strippers in NOLA dance. Stopped into some of the other clubs and girls were rough around the edges in some and downright frightening in others. I arrived on a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Still new I guess

Went in at around 2:00, not busy but it was Monday. Got a bar seat and great service from the bartender, an AA girl, said she liked my accent but i was surprised she could…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Big Booty E***

I saw a girl by the name of E*** that this club always posts on their social media. Nice juicy ass that looks real. Thought I'd go in to give it the touch test and…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Slow night in Asheville

Went to the Treasure Club because it's pretty much the only one in town. Slow weekday night - maybe 5-7 guys in the whole club. Already knew the rules - keep your hands at your…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Worth it

When you walk in CB is a typical townie bar that happens to have attractive nude girls dancing. I’ve been there a few times. Sometimes the girls are all talking to regulars or…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Mileage

This club gets you good mileage for money spent. Not much of a dollar parade which I prefer. The girls go on stage and then walk around asking if you want a dance and some…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

@ anislee Thank you for providing us with valuable information. By

@ anislee Thank you for providing us with valuable information. By pussy wipes I’m assuming you mean baby wipes, or is there a specific type of wipe best used to clean the vagina?

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

OK for Charlotte

I went there this Sunday evening around 8PM. There were about 4 girls working, with 2 other customers. DJ was just getting started. I printed the free cover coupon on the mal entertainment site to…

Brass Pole Cabaret

Elyria, Ohio

Fooled again on the 15th anniversary!

I suppose I'll never learn. A friend called me to tell me the Brass Pole was having its 15th anniversary party Saturday night and asked me if I wanted to meet him there for a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Perfect for Bachelor Party

Went for my friend's bachelor party last February. They have bottle specials on weeknights, we got a table and each bottle was only $100. They do the parade right through the VIP area, so its…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Dead on a Monday afternoon

Arrived at Bogart’s just before 4pm on Monday. Almost no cars in the always free parking lot. Had a pass from last time at Henry VIII so avoided the $5 cover. Just about had the place…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Lazy Sunday

I was bored and had some free time so I caught a cab to this place on Sunday night. Cover was $10 and I was immediately greeted by one of the bouncers who guided…

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Couples to hang

Where is a good club for a couple to go? That's sexy and chill on Long Island.

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I just can't resist asking...

I check out the dancer directory every couple days to see if there are some new ones I would like to meet. However I am starting to see GUYS posting on the dancer directory. Are these male dancers? Or dumb…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

'Bout what i expected.

Stopped in mid afternoon after done working for the day. I have been here once or twice previously so know what to expect. Pretty much one large room with stage that was empty most of…

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How Low Would You Go?

Hypothetical Question: Let's keep this in the stripper universe, you are at a club. A girl offers sex for free. ITC, OTC, let's say it matches with whatever your preference is. Assume not related costs (no VIP fee, no hotel room,…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Had to try it

This was my first time coming to Hi-Beams and I have to say I didn't expect to have as much fun as did. The only time I come it this area is to go to…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

In the House of the Devil

I was told to go to two strip clubs in my visit to Portland. Acropolis for the food, and Casa Diablo for the women. My friends were spot on. This place is unusual since it's…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Classy and expensive

Very classy and high end atmosphere.beware of using cards here as they tend to overcharge ,but good for classy evening. Very elegant decor and girls of all types and classy, all regions globally. VIP dances…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Second time to Chicas

This was my second visit to chicas. I was in the area so decided to check it out again in the afternoon. I went around 5pm and there was no cover charge since I came…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Laid back gogo bar

I'm back again in GGR. I come to this place when I wanna see naked girls dance without getting hustled by the dancers. This to me has to be one of the most relaxed gogo…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

New Club

I've been coming to this club for years. Like Clancys I considered this to be a hidden jewel for the strip club enthusiast. VIPs had a consistent lineup of girls bussed in from NYC on…

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You gotta keep your guard up at many of these clubs

From a recent review of Tootsies Miami: "... Took some of the bad with the good on this one and made some rookie mistakes. I was here a couple of months back with a group of guys for a bachelor party. We…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Back at Atlantis

I went to Atlantis on a Thursday in the afternoon, this club has been described numerous times. I like it for its spaciousness. I actually like how they have the poles set up where you…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Pretty empty, but a fun night

I went around 10 on a Tuesday evening and was the only customer for a bit. Some of the girls said the owner likes it like that, to stay under the radar a…

Taboo Miami by G5ive

North Miami Beach, Florida

Great Dancers Okay Club

So I went with some friends for July 4th. It was a dancers birthday and a holiday so the club was beyond packed. Lots of people waiting to get in, my friends and I arrived…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Afternoon visit

I visited late afternoon on a recent weekday. The parking lot and the club were pretty empty — maybe 3 others and me. Cover was waived, but I was obliged to purchase an overpriced drink.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Mixed Blessings

Took some of the bad with the good on this one and made some rookie mistakes. I was here a couple of months back with a group of guys for a bachelor party. We arrived…

Tease (Old Listing)

Paterson, New Jersey

First time

Read through the other reviews and decide to check this place out while in town for business. Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 2:00......had no issue with the neighborhood or parking. Perfectly…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

What can I say, it was a Sunday

I arrived in the KonTiki Lounge around 10:30pm and figured I’d get a couple drinks before heading into the club. Two words: dead bar. It was crickets, just four patrons and the barkeep, not even…

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Programable Hand Held Calculators

Programmable Scientific Calculators HP Calculator Books Discovering calculus with the HP-28 and the HP-48 / Robert T. Smith, Roland B. Minton Computational analysis with the HP 25 pocket calculator / Peter Henrici 1977 Graphing calculator and computer graphing laboratory manual / Franklin…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

It gets the job done

Wasn’t sure what to expect from a club that’s off the beaten path so to speak. I never heard of Spring City until I moved to area from KOP. It really is just a typical…

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Who’s the whiniest bitch here?

That’s the question;)

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

First Visit...Shows a lot of promise

I've been reading about the Springfield clubs for a while now and was able to check this place out on a business trip that had me going from up in the Portland area, my home…

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Question about review accepts

Since I’ve been spending more time on this site lately, I figured I would also help contribute to review accepts/rejects. I know specifically stating “name does extras” is a no no. But I have questions: 1) Are all massage parlors here…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

The fastest SC visit in the DMV....

Another satisfied visit — this is and has always been my “go to” strip club in the DMV — you know, that strip club joint that you go to, when you wanna get in and…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Don't waste your time and money...

This place has gone down the drain drastically. I was a regular of this place and ususally spent $300 - $600 on each visit without remorse. After the lawsuit this place has been going down…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Ok for a Tuesday...

So I went back to my favorite joint here in Macomb County. I never really go on a weekday other than Friday but this time I decided to go on a Tuesday because I was…

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Jeweled butt plug ?

Went out Saturday night and noticed not one but 2 dancers with jeweled butt plugs ? I have NEVER seen this before. Is it a new trend ? Have you seen this before ?

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

New VIP area experience

I went there about a month after it reopened. It’s around 6pm. The dancing floor is about the same as before. There are less crowd. Same $8.5 for beer and $8 for valet. There are…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Surprisingly disappointed

I went to BT exe in Dearborn before, which is pretty friendly, vibrant and joyful. However, this one in Detroit, right between Coliseum and Playhouse is totally slow. Only 4 dancers, 2 customers, at 7pm.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Daytime picking up?

I've had some issues with this club over the last year as daytime seems to have been really dead (can't really go at night, though I know its more lively then). Last time I went,…

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Price vs looks

Would you rather fuck a 9.5 OTC for $500. The sex is incredible, no complaints or You can fuck a 7.5 OTC for $250, sex is just as incredible as the first option. Which would you choose?

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Very nice Saturday night

I arrived this Saturday that just passed around 10:00 pm. Payed cover (I forget the amount I’m sure it was around 10-20$) and went in and sat at the bar with a few pals. We…

Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

Okay Trip But Nothing to Write Home About

Stopped in during a business trip, around 8:30 on a Thursday evening. Sat off to the side of the stage facing the stage and bar. Most of the dancers 5 to 7 of them were…

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Juice, Loan Me Some Money

Juicy, I forgot my wallet today and I don’t have any money! Since you won $18,000 last week can you loan a brother $5 so I can buy some chicken McNuggets?

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Strip clubs in the movies

Happened to watch 'From Dusk to Dawn' the other day. It may have the best strip club scene I've seen in a movie, including a young Salma Hayek dancing with a boa (unfortunately she doesn't get topless). I know…

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Cant believe i haveny checked out pandoras

It is in dallas..my home town.havent been bc i didnt start visiting strip clubs until.after having moved to.austin and have not been to dallas since. How was pandoras mens club in dallas like for anyone who has ever been? My…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Not the first string on Sunday afternoon

I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon, to see what I might find. It was surprising, as it seemed as though the third or fourth string was playing. There was no cover charge. There was a…

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How does a dancer get banned from a club? ( not a joke)

So can anyone think of a reason a stripper would be fired from a strip club? I just finished a conversation about 30 minutes ago with a girl I haven't communicated with for some time ( she had left…

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People who don't understand what a burner phone is for

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1015986456144371714 Answer: www.tuscl.net/city.php?id=763

Palms Gentlemens Club

Signal Hill, California

Much better than Expecting

I was working in the area, and was not familiar with the clubs nearby, so I did a quick search, and the Palms was the closest club. I decided to give it a shot.…

Texas Jays

Birnamwood, Wisconsin

A Big Improvement

My second visit here, the first since it became Texas Jay's. I took a ride over on the bike (they don't open until 5, not 3 like it says here.) I came mainly…

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Dancer - Do you mind if I give him a dance first?

I've had a few times when I have been sitting with a favorite and she sees another of her regular customers come in and then she asks "Do you mind if I go give him a dance first? He usually…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

strong 2nd option to hk

Actually checked this club out a couple of times mid-june. Primarily was in tj for hk and was looking for a good second spot especially when hk gets packed like fri and sat night. I…

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

First time there nice will go back

Showed up and it looked more packed from the outside. A large number of girls to customers. Got in free with military I’d. The girls were not pushy about dances. A lap dance was 20.00 Some…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

night and day

In my recent visits to the Vu, this club was pretty dead during the day and early evening with only a few dancers and not many customers. I had heard that the club was…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Just Another Bachelor Party

Came here with a big bachelor party group. They were nice enough to let us order the smaller table package and didnt charge the extra 2-3 guys anything on top. The logistics for the limo/bus…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Always a great time at TL

The Traffic Light is the best (and only) strip club in Macomb County. If you like dive bars, you'll love TL. It's a hole in the wall off the beaten path with boobs and beer.…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Should have skipped this time.

The layout of the place is well documented and hasn't changed in years, if ever. Small parking lot in a not great neighborhood. To get in you push buzzer and wait. Once in you pay…

Dream Girls

Denver, Colorado

Early morning visit - will try again

I went around 8 in the morning on way to work. The place is pretty sketchy looking but there is private parking which was nice. There was only one girl working and she seemed…

Desiree Nite Club

Munroe Falls, Ohio

Desiree Nite Club is no longer a strip club!

It's now known as Barro di Mario and has Karaoke night on Tuesday, live bands on Fridays and Saturdays. Look it up on Facebook. The reopening of Front Street has increased traffic and…

Boudoir Rouge

Calgary, Alberta

Awful!

We were here for the Stampede Week and figured they would have a lot of dancers in town to cater the extra million people in town. Unfortunately, the dancers were very average. The place was…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Still great stop midweek

I enjoy the vibe of the club and the ladies still great for the area on a mid-week voyage. I stopped in just after midnight on a recent Wednesday night. Same feel walking…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Hipster club

This is a reasonably friendly club known for inked dancers and its hipster atmosphere. These days, it's not really for me, I guess I'm too old. The private dance areas are not private, and dances…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Chill environment and plenty of dancers.

So I went here randomly on a Thursday night the cover was 7 dollars and they had beers for 4 dollars . They claimed to have a special a beer hence the 4 dollar price…

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Old Reviews That Would Be Rejected if Submitted Today

I think the voting process to approve reviews has certainly made TUSCL a lot better. We no longer see anything like the following show up in the Daily Reviews section. https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=318881 Anyone else recall a review that was so bad you could…

Tijuana

plan to go to TJ hk club, anyone with me?

plan to go to TJ hk club, anyone with me? Prefer people speaking chinese. HAHA

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Why is porn better than strippers?

Q. Why is porn better than strippers? A. You can put porn on mute.

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Terrible experience

This review is based on my visit to the palace around 6-7 weeks ago. I went on a Saturday night, as Ariel works there on Wednesday and Saturday. I have never been to the front…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Tueday night

So I stop at Carl’s bar, on a Tuesday after work, around 9, parking lot was empty,no cover charge, I went inside and it was empty, there was like 2 dancers only,so I felt like…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Needs Some Improvements, But Okay

Easy access off I-84 and free parking here. Walk in and pay cover. Head to the bar. Quick to get a drink from the bartender. Stage has a dancer on it, a few people sitting…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Enjoyed a visit

I decided to visit the club Saturday night. It's been a couple months. Met some old favorites and arrived right before some announced two for ones. They remodeled the lap dance area…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Good welcoming atmosphere with average dances

Arrived at the club around 7pm, valet was available but opted for self parking as there was plenty of open spaces. Cover was only $5 and upon entering the DJ was playing some good Notorious…

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What's your experience with getting to know dancers who live nearby?

In a strip club an hour or more from home. Waste of time? Or other? It's been a waste of time in my past experience. They just want lap dances and nothing else. I haven't really pursued…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, Michigan

Never again

3rd time here ever. 1st time in about 2 years. Can't say much more than it's gone downhill. While the clientele has generally been a little sketchy each time (seriously, it seems…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Disappointing

I have posted a couple of positive reviews for this club over the last year or so, but the best thing that I can say about this visit is that it looked like they may…

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Negative Reviews?

Seems any review that isn’t positive about a club isn’t getting posted!? Is the admin being paid off by clubs?

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Favorite TV Shows

What are your favorite TV shows? Off the top of my head, my personal selections: Favorite Cartoon: King of the Hill https://youtu.be/QLpUq__iQqw Loved this show. Almost everyone else I know prefers Family Guy or The Simpsons, but I always liked how Hank Hill wasn’t some…

Tijuana

Moving to be near TJ anyone with me?

I know this is a long shot, but any of yall out there would like to relocate to SD county? To be near paradise. Because you're sicked of the snow, or just retired, or divorced, or graduated, or…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

But does that hotel offer VIP discounts like Cascadas?

But does that hotel offer VIP discounts like Cascadas? Another tip, when reserving a room on cas website, you'll receive 2 emails from them, 1st is the auto reply, 2nd is the actual reservation, but many times you…

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Prank Phone Calls

Did you ever prank call a club?

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Girlfriends (e.g., Goomars, Mistresses)

I'm the guy who posted a little while ago about my buddy dating a stripper. It finally ended, but ended well, all things considered. The blast radius was very narrow. She left on good terms by way of…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Talent has been light. I was there two weeks

Talent has been light. I was there two weeks ago and was not impressed.

Squeeze Lounge

Union City, New Jersey

Club has been closed for three weeks.

Club has been closed for three weeks.

Tijuana

Tj

To all you tj regulars what would be the best way to break down 3000 in 20's to 10's 5's and 1's or should i break it down to pesos for my 4 day stay?

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After clubbing meals

When you cmub late at night and you are hungry after, where do you eat?

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No guts, No Glory

Yesterday, I was at a club when a fight broke out between a dancer and the bartender. It was mostly yelling, although I think there was a bit of pushing. The dancer actually called the Police on the…

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Why im.slightly annoyed 2day

I want 2 wear a crop top bc its hot outisde and bc it makes my everything look good lol. I understand if i guys are gonna look and im not xpecting them not to, but do they seriously have…

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Approaching a dancer

I saw a dancer sitting with a couple guys at the bar for a long period without them buying any lap dances from her. Finally I approached her and told her if she wasn't busy while I was there I…

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My tinder xperimrny

I told them they should come over 4 sex if interested jus to c what they would say. Only like 2 out pf 5 knew i was not serious lol Sry 2 dissapoint u at how boring this expetiment was

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Who the hell is MackTruck

If you guess wrong he will dump a load in your basement

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rarely reviewed clubs.

Whenever I see a review for a club that I have never seen before or rarely, I am inclined to have it published. This is especially true of international clubs except Canada and TJ. I don't care if it…

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He wants me to...

He wants me to take him to disney land for his bday bc he said he nvr got to go as a child. Im thinking abt it .what do yall think?

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Stormy Daniels in Iowa: Inside the Des Moines strip club where the porn star per

The club is Big Earl's Goldmine, which has to be one of the best strip club names. A good place for gold diggers. https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2018/07/07/stormy-daniels-des-moines-iowa-big-earls-goldmine-strip-club-donald-trump/761390002/

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My theory about MackTruck

There are people on TUSCL who are not exactly what they seem to be. The most common pattern is guys pretending to be strippers. But in the case of MackTruck I think it is the other way around. I have it…

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What did the dentist say when he examined a stripper?

Q. What did the dentist say when he examined a stripper? A. "You have the nicest set of teeth I could ever hope to come across."

Tijuana

tips for asian guy to go to tijuana red light area

Hi, I'm an asian guy living san diego, and plan to have a visit to tijuana's red light area. My main concern is about the safe problem. Are there many asian guys at there? And I plan to visit it…

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Jamie Hersch has lovely legs

I’m a big baseball fan who watches Quick Pitch on MLB Network every night. Just got home from the bar and I’m watching now and incredibly turned on by Jamie Hersch’s legs. A little on the thick side, especially the knees,…

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Good sex has nothing to do with good looks

Eva Longoria Sandra Bullock Maria Shriver All stunningly beautiful. In each case their man went for a non-looker. Good looks don't translate to satisfying sex. So much for the $400B industry selling better looks.

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Getting your Exercise

I was at the Kroger earlier today and the security guard was a skinny eurofag with a man bun. I don't think this pussy could stand a chance of apehending anyone. I wanted to steal a bag of donuts because... 1)…

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Ivana trump

Ivana (not ivanka) was hot in her 20s wat yall think

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Unpublished reviews very slow.

Founder - they are slow to access and reject/publish. Any chance of speeding them up?

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Clubbing on a budget

What's the smallest amount of money you've ever walked into the club with and had a badass time...

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Your Fave(s) and TUSCL ?

Does your fave(s) know about TUSCL? Do you, or have you, read TUSCL together w/ your fave for curiosity and/or amusement?

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Did you ever start a fake fight for the hell of it?

I once started a fake fight with a friend in a downtown area where there were outdoor patios with people eating. We started yelling and put on a good show. We started fake punching each other and we caused a…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Thanks for the update.

Thanks for the update.

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Careful out there

https://www.ksdk.com/mobile/article/news/local/metro-east-strip-club-evacuated-6-transported-to-hospital-following-hazmat-situation/571233188 ... Anyone that has been to Roxy's will say it looks like a HazMat scene,now it really is.

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

What happened to Kendall?

What happened to Kendall?

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Am I paying her too much?

Just had this text exchange... ************************************************* Her: I wanna see ya! (she means OTC) Me: Cool. When do you think you can get out again? Her: Anytime...I can skip work if your for sure any day ************************************************* If she is that willing to just…

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My previous post...

I caused a storm on my last post and i was logged off before i realized it or could defend myself. First off i logged off because something unexpected came up and i had hoped to be on longer than…

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Memphis 2AMer

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Memphis police responded to a strip club shooting early Saturday morning. Investigators arrived on the scene at 5:18 a.m. at the CatWalk Gentlemen's Club on Lamar Ave. Police found one man suffering from a gunshot wound on the scene. He…

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Tosh.O makes fun of Cleveland strip club

He's not the only one making fun of Cleveland strip clubs. http://www.cleveland19.com/story/38588073/tosho-makes-fun-of-cleveland-strip-club

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What is the difference between a stripper and a Porsche?

Q. What is the difference between a stripper and a Porsche? A. You wouldn't lend your Porsche out to a friend.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

suggest reserve a room a few days in advance. sometimes

suggest reserve a room a few days in advance. sometimes a room may be available if not reserved... if cascada is not available check across the street at rizo above tropical bar. same owner. hk girls can go there. and…

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"We Got Bills To Pay Sweetie" Cops Seize Almost $20,000 In Cash From Stripper

At least this stripper boyfriend appears to have a job, although it's probably not a legal one. https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article214445144.html When the couples defense lawyer was trying to make the statement that the money came from tips from a strip club and not drug…

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why i decided to strip..not even for a single night which is what i wanted to do

i've gotten asking messages why i don't strip..some ppl think it is bc i might be shy. I'd just like to clarify something: -I CAN be sexual as hell..as well as seductive as hell -I definitely don't have an issue with making…

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OT: 3-on-3 basketball

Watching on FOX a 3-on-3 competition of former NBA players - pretty-sad

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NYC clubs from hell

Dont goto strip clubs in Manhattan, but this week I did go to one I knew would be a disaster. Infested with 40 year old divorced golddiggers. Since I am Russian, I hate that accent, and dont want to hear…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I always use the mouth wash bottle. I always

I always use the mouth wash bottle. I always brush after a meal, floss, then rinse or listerinse :-) And it would help to bring some pussy wipes in case she needs it.

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ICE & STRIPPERS

i stopped going to sc's when trump was elected because the places i go are largely immigrant dancers. anyone noticed more raids or any such thing since trump became president?

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Today July 6

Let your fave know today is "International Kissing Day"

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Good Economy means good or bad clubbing

As the economy gets better does that mean clubs get better or worse? Do prices go up? If there are more people employed does them mean a shortage of dancers or will more girls dance because there is more money floating around.

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Favorite Band/Musical Artist Ever

Who is yours? Just can name one, no need for a 3 paragraph explanation why (hint hint SJG), but a short statement why would be nice. $10 Juice says Riff Raff, 4Got picks the Butthole Surfers and LDK82 picks…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

always wanted to try this place just “scared” about what

always wanted to try this place just “scared” about what to do when entering

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Good Happy Hours and Food Deals

As is well known around here, I enjoy a few pops with my titties. When the opportunity is right, I also like to eat dinner before I start seriously drinking. For these reasons, I greatly enjoy kicking off…

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Club Manager Pay

How much do club managers make?

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Match Made In Heaven

Nicole1994 and Fishsticks. Both are constant whiners both demand attention. Set them up on a blind date Juicy. Make reservations at TGIFridays and an outing to a strip club afterwards.

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Men on tuscl

Men on tuscl:"omg @ these misogynstic trolls talking abt pimps and prostitutes..they need to gffo. Also men on tuscl: let me make in fun of a female being a housewife, among other things(let my actions show that, although to a lesser…